#I really should make a rollercoaster or flat ride bracket

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I actually have been sitting here thinking about Viking Fury at Kings Island all day! Actually kings island also had that smurfs boat ride too, but I think that was replaced by the scooby doo ride that’s now boo blasters at boo hill lol.

Okay someone please submit the love tunnel Garfield dark ride from Kennywood tho. That’s a boat ride for sure 😂

#I really should make a rollercoaster or flat ride bracket #because that’s one of my hyper fixations #literally me giving my dad a two hour breakdown on why I love arrow dynamics #magnum xl-200 is my favorite rollercoaster because it feels just like Vortex used to before it became too rough to ride #as a kid I would ride vortex like 6 times in a row every time we went to kings island #that was before I was tall enough to ride the beast #the first time I rode the beast I HATED it #I rode it like a decade later and now it’s one of my favorites #best ride experience on a roller coaster I’ve had is steel vengeance #I really wish I had bought the picture of my dad and I riding magnum xl-200 #because I was gleefully grinning and he was bracing himself and grimacing #and I think that’s the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen #rollercoasters are so much more fun when their not perfectly smooth but don’t actually hurt you #like Rougarou at cedar point was smooth the first half and then head banged me so hard the second half that I literally #just don’t remember the good parts on the first half #Raptor at Cedar Point is the best B&M I’ve ridden #I’ve only ridden 4 coasters at Cedar Point rip #my home park is kings island #which is great bc kings island deaths are like #a drunk lady slipped her restraints on a flat ride that turned her upside down #three people electrocuted in the fountain on the same day #and the guy that jumped off the Eiffel Tower on my dad’s graduation night at the park #tower Johnny still haunts the Eiffel Tower to this day