#I fucking LOVE the idea of having a dumbass noun name the kind of shit you would never name a human being

[luxrayz64]

how fucking funny would it be if my name was lamp

#I fucking LOVE the idea of having a dumbass noun name the kind of shit you would never name a human being #like there are Good noun names like idk daisy or moon or lake or smth but im talking absolute bullshit #concrete. rock. towel. headphones. drumkit. lamp. #lamp hits both the absolute nonsense and actually vibes with me criteria for a good noun name #and like trust me I love gordon im keeping gordon I need a name that a human would have #buuuuut my middle name is eve and gordon eve does not have a good flow. gordon lamp however #anyway u all have permission to call me lamp #god the fucking energy of using neopronouns and being called lamp is so fucking good. what the fucks a gender anyway #since learning that I am in fact Not a girl I've just gone completely bonkers with it fuck gender all my homies hate gender #espeon cries #also ur good to call me espeon too I just went by that bc half I didn't want to go by my real name here and also I didn't like it #but I had no replacement #god genuinely gordon lamp m***** has a REALLY good ring to it im losing it