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remuswriting · 2 years

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Hi I'd like to request a haikyuu matchup!:)

• Romantic please

• I'm nonbinary and my pronouns are they/them

• I have no gender preference

• I am an adult

• Personality: I am very much the parent friend, I am an absolute airhead, bit of a stoner, I'm the friend that if you're too shy at a restaurants I'll talk for you but if I'm with someone more confident than me like my mom or older brother I have to have them talk for me, I have no idea how to use a computer properly, I tend to downplay my talents and absolutely hate compliments because I never know how to respond, I thoroughly enjoy coming up with extremely absurd ideas and headcanons (for example: came up with the idea to have an indoor mini golf course exclusively for the lgbtq community), I don't know what I'm talking about literally ever I just word vomit and people seem to think I'm funny, I very much like my personal space and have a very low social battery so I spend a lot of time alone buy otherwise I'm pretty energetic and upbeat, definitely more of an optimist, sometimes to my detriment. I'm also a triple Leo, I'm an infp as far as I know, and I kin Yamaguchi, Nishinoya, and Bokuto

• Hobbies/interests: I have over 70 squishmallows and I collect their bio/name tags in an old ipsy bag, I do white charcoal portraits and plan on doing commissions for them once I expand my portfolio, I play animal crossing every single day usually without fail, I absolutely adore sharks, frogs, and most reptiles esp alligators and crocodiles, I love astrology and love doing people's charts and telling them my assumptions about them (after reading into their placements ofc), I like to watch true crime, paranormal, nature, and history documentaries, I also like a lot of anime specifically (outside of haikyuu) demon slayer, jjk, and jojos bizarre adventure, and I'm going to be a summer day camp counselor this summer at the camp I grew up going to

• My type: someone that's more on the responsible side so I don't have to worry about them doing something stupid, someone calmer so I don't get tired out when I'm with them for long periods of time but not so laid-back that I get bored, someone that will put up with my antics and sometimes participate, has got to be calm and grounded when I'm feeling anxious and will talk me through it rather then freaking out and asking me a ton of questions I don't have the answers to, will understand when I'm not feeling up to being social, is interested in the things I'm interested in or is willing to hear me vent about them, understands that I'm not a big fan of being touched constantly and will give me space

• Love languages: acts of service and gift giving (I give the gifts, hate receiving them)

• I absolutely do not want to be paired with kuroo, Kenma, kindaichi, shirabu, or goshiki (some I really don't like, some I'm just indifferent toward)

Thank you!

I believe you and Osamu would be a good match!

HOW YOU MET

You had only recently started being a camp counselor at the summer camp you went to growing up. After four years, they decided they could pair you up with new counselors to help them out.

“He’s really nice,” the camp director said. “Went here for two years when he was really young, so he knows a little, but that was who knows how long ago.”

“So, I’m just helping him learn how to be a counselor?” you asked, and she nodded with a small laugh.

“Yeah,” she said, and she looked down at the clipboard in her hands. “Before you go looking for him, he’s with the nurse. Doing a quick physical on him. You know how long it takes.”

“Thanks,” you said as you nodded.

You started walking down to the nurse’s office since you needed a physical too and it would be quicker to wait for him to get done downstairs than talking to the other counselors. The two flights of stairs sucked while carrying your luggage, but you didn’t want to lose it. After taking a deep breath once you got to the bottom of the stairs, you turned to walk down the hallway that led to the nurse’s office.

The nurse’s office was at the end of the hallway, which a guy walked out of. He was tall and his shoulders broad. His hair was nearly black and messy, as if he had been running his fingers through it. He was wearing khaki shorts and a black shirt with a volleyball reference on it.

“Hey,” you said, and he looked at you. “Are you Miya-san?”

He nodded with a small smile. “Yeah. I’m Miya Osamu, but I prefer people just callin’ me Osamu.”

“L/N Y/N,” you said, and you stopped walking. “But people usually just call me L/N.”

Osamu chuckled. “It’s the struggle of havin’ a twin. People think I’m really friendly.”

“Are you not?” you asked with a small smile. Osamu chuckled. “Also, a twin? I’ve never met a twin before.” You chuckled slightly. “Bet you hear that a lot.”

“You’ve got no idea,” Osamu said. You found it easy to talk to him. He turned his head to look over his shoulder as he pointed towards the nurse’s office with his thumb. “Do ya also need to go to the nurse?”

You nodded. “Yeah. You can wait upstairs if you want. It’s not going to take long.”

“I could just wait out here for you,” Osamu said before quickly adding. “If that’s alright.”

“Of course it is.” You smiled. “Just watch my stuff for me while I’m in there.”

“You got it,” Osamu said as he took your luggage from you. “Now, go on. I wanna go check out our cabin soon.”

HEADCANONS

Osamu loves going and hunting for squishmallows and buys you all the ones he finds. If you mention there’s one you want, he will search everywhere for it.

Osamu isn’t one for partying/socializing, especially as he gets older, but he’ll go hang out with people from high school occasionally. When he does meet up with them, it’s typically planned ahead of time, and he will give you the choice of going or not. He’s not going to get upset if you don’t want to go and doesn’t force you. He makes sure you know you’re welcome to join him if you want to.

He’s the kind to set aside movie night every week. Movie night isn’t exclusive to just movies but also television shows. These nights are filled with whatever new thing you guys have found to watch and snacks that he brings home from work.

Osamu is the chill counselor whose cabin behaves so well that every other counselor wishes they had his kids. He’s so nice to be paired up with that both of you request to be paired up with each other every summer you both decide to be counselors.

Whenever you talk about anything you like, he listens and remembers everything. He buys things that remind him of you, even if it’s something you said in passing. He has an entire section in his notes’ app with information about you; all your orders from food places you go to, favorite books/shows/movies, your astrology information, and anything you mention in passing. He’s healthily obsessed with you.

Whenever he introduces you to someone, he has a proud smile as he says, “This is my amazin’ partner.” He loves calling you his “partner” and “significant other” (or anything that you’re comfortable with), because he’s so happy to have you in his life.

RUNNERUP: Sakusa!

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very-grownup · 7 years

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The boys of summer are back at it (we are the "boys of summer" and "it" is reading golf manga)

BFF: HIS FEELINGS WERE IN THE SHOT

BFF: Robot on the offensive!

YHB: This is promising

BFF: GOOD PAGE GOOD PAGE GOOD PAGE

YHB: OFFENSIVE

BFF: PHOOM

YHB: Shark seems to be having a good time?

BFF: It does seem that way!

YHB: I don't know yet if Shark enjoying himself while golfing with Robot is going to be good or bad for Robot.

BFF: INTERESTING for Robot, I am sure!

YHB: Today is just a compilation of our favourite speedlines

BFF: Robot your eyes seem more relaxed and less robotic. IS EVERYTHING OKAY BEEP BOOP?

YHB: Maybe it's just the angle. I'M SURE HE IS FINE AND HAS NOT BEEN REPLACED BY A FLESHBOY.

BFF: WHOAAAA! SO COOL

BFF: You had better not be a meatman now!

YHB: "I don't know why we aren't the tastemakers for this fandom" says Ingrid, as she and Matt deploy terms like "fleshboy" and "meatman" in quick succession.

YHB: THAT IS A LOT OF WORDS THAT LET ME KNOW YOU ARE FOLLOWING THINGS, FURIHATA. Good boy. You follow that shit for me.

BFF: GOLF INTENSITY INCREASES

BFF: KEEP US IN THE LOOP, FURIHATA

YHB: WHAT DO SHARKS KNOW OF PRECISION, EH? (Seriously, what do sharks know of precision, I have no idea.)

BFF: ...isn't everything about golf precision, though?

BFF: I think actually sharks can't see what they're hitting when they have their mouths open? Or maybe that's an urban legend.

YHB: There are a lot of urban legends about how sharks play golf.

BFF: OH MAN WE'RE GOING TO SEE A SHARKGOLFMELTDOWN

YHB: Oh he's also a Yoko Taro character

BFF: Hi golf Sephiroth

YHB: At least he has pants on

BFF: WHEW

YHB: BOGIE BOGIE BOGIE BOGIE BOGIE

BFF: DAMNIT TRANSLATION-SAN IT'S BOGEY

BFF: But also WHAT NEW DEVELOPMENT IS THIS

YHB: What the fuck have you two been talking about?

BFF: ...I'm really not sure but i think we missed something

YHB: This seems straightforward, at least. We shouldn't question what Rion the Snake God does when we're not watching him.

BFF: Yeah best to not draw any ire

YHB: It turned into the moon

BFF: OPEN THE FACE WITH YOUR MOON POWER LOB SHOT

BFF: THERE IS NO PINCH FOR THE KING

YHB: THE KING IS THE ONE WHO PINCHES

YHB: I GUESS?

YHB: NEXT CHAPTER

BFF: GOOD ROBOT EYES

YHB: YEAH I'M DIGGING THAT

BFF: IT GON GO IN THE BUNKER

YHB: At some point Rion the Snake God seems to have become the official Robot handler

BFF: BEEP BOOP. UNDERSTOOD FRIEND UNIT RION. I WILL DO A LOB SHOT.

BFF: Yeah, I appreciate that

YHB: JAWS MUSIC PLAYS

BFF: DUN DUN

YHB: QUICK SOMEONE GET HIM SOME ... OIL? MATH?

BFF: BITS? ELECTRICITY?

YHB: A REGRETFUL BOGEY

BFF: GOLF CAN BE SCARY

BFF: BEEP BOOP PLEASE RECALIBRATE ROBOT

BFF: TAKE HIM TO A MINI GOLF COURSE

YHB: They're not listening to you

BFF: PLEASE LISTEN TO THE TOP GOLF ENGINEERS HE NEEDS PUTTING PRACTICE

YHB: He's going to be licking his lips on the next page, he's gotta be

BFF: I WOULDN'T BET AGAINST THAT

YHB: Okay just because we can't see it doesn't mean it isn't happening

BFF: CLEARLY

BFF: I am with you

YHB: And his colours are red

YHB: for the blood

YHB: that he will be covered in after he eats everyone on the golf course (see: shark)

BFF: HIS COLOUR IS ANGRY RED GOLFSHARK

YHB: Shh, Kazama, he's trying to see if the satellite that provides him with instructions and updates is in range. You made him break the connection.

BFF: BEEP BOOP. NEW TECHNIQUE HAS BEEN UPLOADED.

YHB: IT'S BECAUSE YOU INTERRUPTED HIS SATELITTE EXCHANGE, KAZAMA. YOU KNOW IF YOU DISCONNECT IMPROPERLY IT MAY DAMAGE THE HARDWARE.

BFF: BEEP BOOP? OH RIGHT, WIND

YHB: And then Robot spent the remainder of the day trying to figure out how deep under the course the bunker was, because bunker is a word with a meaning outside of golf and no one thinks to tell Robot these things. And then shit gets all Amelia Bedelia

BFF: RIGHT

BFF: BEEP BOOP WHAT GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS ARE IN THIS BUNKER? CAN WE REQUEST THEIR ASSISTANCE

BFF: Also the "when Robot makes a mistake, he gets preoccupied with understanding it" is giving me some god damn giggles thinking about him walking along smacking the shit out of the ball and ground for like 15 strokes trying to figure out how to golf on an incline

YHB: His approach to everything is just, like, a blooper reel.

BFF: IT REALLY IS there is a reason why he has a rotating squadron of handlers

YHB: And maybe someday I will learn the name of one besides Rion the Snake God

BFF: When they get to show off a super shot, then we learn their names. This is how it should be

YHB: EARN OUR LOVE, GOLF TEENS.

#broreacts #ROBOTXLASERBEAM #SHARKXROBOT

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