#I do 25 minutes on the stair master 3x a week and I would rather die

[separatist-apologist]

So I'm rereading ACOSF and the WAY SJM does not understand how STAIRS WORK is killing me. In chapter 39, Nesta gets down SIX THOUSAND STEPS before turning around to go back UP???!?!?!!?!

And look, I'm no mathematician. But 6+6=12, at least the last time I checked. Maybe math has changed since I was in the third grade (let me know if so). But 10k steps down is too many...and 12k up and down ISN'T? Nesta did MORE THAN THE REQUIRED STEPS.

Like everyone talks about how unrealistic the Valkyries winning was but can we discuss NESTA CLIMBING TWELVE THOUSAND STEPS THINKING TEN THOUSAND IS TOO MUCH??! Does SJM think if you climb the same step twice it doesn't count? Like somehow that step back UP is still part of that six thousand.

#I'm literally losing my mind #she was six thousand back UP #I do 25 minutes on the stair master 3x a week and I would rather die #than walk up 6k steps when I could run down 4k more #SJM critical #the stairs are a crime at this point #pro nesta #pro nesta archeron #free my girl