#I did a random ten pull at zero pity just to get a Chongyun constellation on his banner and it turned gold

[wolfy1298]

you don’t like childe? (If so I think I’m in love I was starting to think I was the only one XD if not. Truly my bad, did not mean to offend)

I don’t like Childe. Glad to see I’m not alone!

Don’t get me wrong, he’s an interesting villain but I’m not one to go “if evil why hot” and then forgive him for all the shit he’s put us through

As @worldsokayestmagicalgirl puts it, it’s the feeling of wanting to put him in a glass jar and shake it around violently to see what he does more than anything else. Like a twisted case study of sorts

I also don’t ship him with Zhongli. Do you know how hard it is to find a fic where that pairing is not in it or heavily implied??? At this point I’m treating it like a crack ship just to cope.

#I also didn’t appreciate the FORCED BABYSITTING DUTY #what’s sad is that I have the best(?) luck on his banners #I did a random ten pull at zero pity just to get a Chongyun constellation on his banner and it turned gold #never been happier to lose a 50/50 #and then I blessed one of my friends who does like Childe on their weapon pulls #AND THEY GOT TWO KAGURA’S VARIETIES AND THE POLAR STAR WITHIN 20 PULLS #why can’t that luck go towards characters I like!! #delete later