#I cannot be held responsible for what I do when redbull gives me wings

[crypticarchivist]

K so hear me out if wands and robes and pentagrams and candles are just set pieces to get you into the right mindset for magic than knocking back a Red Bull should be a valid ritual act to invoke the kind of reckless energy I need to barrel-rush my way through annoying customers asking for the seventy-eleventh time “if the hot tub is working yet” and nobody can stop me.

#chaos magic #caffeine #I cannot be held responsible for what I do when redbull gives me wings #not sponsored #whenever I buy caffeine from the gas station there’s an ominous thunderclap in the distance