#I am going to sit here sipping my coffee grumpily for the next 30 mins thank you for this assault on my life

[derelictdumbass]

hello my love I’ve neglected to ask if you’re actually shipping with him but anyway have you considered just how huge Vander is and how warm and cozy his hugs would be and also maybe how his beard would tickle your face when he kisses you and of course he’s smiling so fondly at you because you’re just too cute and wow think about how large his hands are compared to yours and how easily he could pick you up like hello isn’t that gay. how does that make you feel 🎤

IT MAKES ME FEEL VERY SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU WHORE (loving. adoring. fuck you.) IS WHAT IT MAKES ME FEEL 🤬🤬🤬 I'M TOO GAY FOR THIS SHIT WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME 🔫🔫🔫

#nadine answers #Doppleganger Fiancé 💜 #have u considered shutting up the fuck ur mouth my dearly one and only beloved <3 (JOKING BUT GOD. HOW DARE YOU!!! IN FRONT IF MY SALAD!!!) #I am considering it I am sobbing I am rocking back and forth and losing it all #everytime I read this I start smiling is this what you wanted? for me to smile like a gayass in public? bc u succeeded #YOU HAD TO BRING UP HIS HANDS N SHIT 🔫🔫🔫 THEY WOULD BE SO WARM AND NICE TO HOLD I'M SO MAD #no one look at me i'm entering feral mode #ur rlly out here making me want to yeet all my wips and draw some Vander/Levin art #can't believe this (yes I can) #I am going to sit here sipping my coffee grumpily for the next 30 mins thank you for this assault on my life #(I LOVE YOU BTW JUST SO YOU KNOW 💕💕💕) #Arcane Tag