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d3eathnotes · 5 months

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Hii I love your writing, I was wondering what your Jeff headcanons are?

⚠️: Bullying, mentions of self harm, weed, and body gore?

Jeff Headcanons:

Jeff has NPD and schizophrenia

Jeff is a fucking menace. The way he pranks people is by using their trauma against them. Jeff and Ben are best friends, but sometimes he takes it too far. One time he poured water over Ben, and Ben started glitching out and gasping for air as Jeff just laughed and watched. He and Ben took a little break from being friends after that.

The main people he bullies the most are Nina and Toby. He’ll sometimes cut the sleeves off Nina’s clothes so everybody has to see her self-harm scars, poor girl, and he bullies Toby’s stutter and tics and for a week straight. Jeff would get Toby to slap himself, and over time, Toby developed that tic of slapping himself. He can't feel the pain, but he gets embarrassed when he does it in front of the creepypasta girls.

Jeff, Tim, Toby, and Kate all smoke weed together that’s the only time you’ll see all four of them in the same room together not fighting

Jeff gets so emotional when he smokes weed. Once, he cried in Tim’s arms after he admitted he does feel bad for killing his parents and he wishes they were alive again, and he didn't smoke for like a month and after Toby told him what he did he just doesn't want people to see him as weak.

After that incident, though Kate told everybody about Jeff crying after Nina heard about this, she actually comforted Jeff at first before he started lashing out and trying to STAB her, so now Jeff has the nickname, Whiney Baby.

Once every two weeks Jeff has to freshen up his permanent smile because it’ll start healing so he’ll take a knife and re-open it again

Jane works for Zalgo in my AU so sometimes Jeff and her will run into each other while on missions and they fight almost to the death EVERYTIME

Jeff once came home so badly beaten he had to take a week off and everybody was forced to help him out (due to slenders order)

He’ll sometimes see his dead sister staring at him from the corner of his room and he will stare back and not move until she goes away.

Sometimes he’ll also hallucinate Slenderman too like talking to him and stuff

“ Hey, Boss Man just told me some freaky stuff about Lu” Ben: “Jeff..Slender hasn't been here in months did you take your meds?”

THIS BOY STANKS, YA’LL He only showers until Brian forces him to because he smells so bad, like blood and spoiled milk. Once, he went an entire year without showering, and there was a bunch of lice in his hair, so the whole mansion had to be quarantined.

He has pictures of Liu on the wall in his room because sometimes he imagines life with his older brother again he misses Liu so much, guys he’s kinda bummed that Liu hates him now

He uses Nina for things because he knows she can't say no he’ll steal her breakfast or destroy all her make up

Surprisingly, Jeff isn't too hated at the manor; they hate him, but they don't because he's kind of like the OG; he came after Tim and Brian, but he's not top dog. Slender decided to just keep Jeff as a resident because his anger issues get in the way of his work and he's too sloppy.

He gets such an ego boost knowing people cosplay him and made fanart of him ngl he has a few pictures of cosplayers who cosplay him up on his wall because he thinks they did a good job

Hope you enjoyed!!! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

#jeff the killer #jeff the killer headcanons #creepypasta #proxy #slender proxy #slenderverse #d3eathnotes

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soft-ris · 4 years

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The way I went HAM with this bruh it ended up so fucking long before I even realised it 😂 I‘m ngl, it did take way longer than usual bc I’m not the best at straight up not/sfw, but it was also fun to write sooooo🥴 and I may have gone off tangent...so I’m so sorry 💀

P.S. Thank you for requesting and being my first not/sfw requester!! I hope u liked this!!

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Mine - Risotto x Fem!Reader

Summary - Risotto? Jealous? HAHA jk...unless 👀

Note - Reader got a vagina & boobs

Warning - Not/SFW (coitus)

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He understood you were attractive. There was no denying that. He, himself, was very attracted to you, so it was no surprise when he catches more than a few pair of eyes ogling at you the way Melone would at ankles.

Again, he understands why...but that doesn’t mean jealousy won’t inch it’s way towards Risotto’s heart anyway. Then again...maybe jealousy wasn’t the right word, since jealousy would mean he was envious of the people lusting for you, and he definitely was not envious of that.

It seems territorial would be a more appropriate description.

While he understands he doesn’t own you and you’re not his property, he just can’t help but feel this way right now. So much so that when he spots one of them making their way towards you with a lecherous gaze, Risotto immediately fixes them a glare as his hand comes around your waist to grip at your hip (something they understood loud and clear).

Now, this is a surprise to you though.

Being Risotto’s long time girlfriend also meant you’re well versed in how much he isn’t for PDA, so his hand being tight on your hip and his body almost sticking to yours, while definitely not un-welcomed, is a little...alarming?

“Is everything okay, Ris?”, you questioned, completely oblivious to what had just transpired. Worry was beginning to seep in as you realised how tense he was, and his eyes still not meeting yours.

“Risotto?”, softly, you called out his name. Your hand cradles his clenched jaw, and just like that, he relaxes into your touch and his eyes return to yours.

For a moment, he wonders why was he acting like that, but before he could dwell on it further, you’ve led him to an empty room to dig the issue out of him. Risotto reluctantly explains what went on and how he felt and let’s you know how sorry he is for acting in such a childish manner, but you simply hush him with your lips and tongue moulding into his own.

His hands come to cup your cheeks in his reciprocation, and he presses his whole self up against you, now flush between the cool wall and his warm body.

Kissing him so intimately will always be one of your favourite activities. His lips were plump and soft against your own, his tongue so wet and hot as it swirls with yours, and his teeth bitting and pulling at your lips — you know it shouldn’t turn you on this much, but it does and you can’t help yourself when you grind your core against his.

Risotto grunts in pleasure. The friction is so pleasurable that his hips subconsciously matches your movements in fervour, and he feels himself losing control with you.

He pinches and pulls at your naked nipple, bra now pushed up against your collarbones, but who gives a fuck when everything felt so good?

“Risotto...”, you moaned, “Will you take me?”.

Your eyes were hazy with lust, your lips were swollen and kissed red, your nipple taut and sensitive under his deft fingers, and your sex now damp and humid having being humped so eagerly against his bulging erection.

“You’re so beautiful...”, Risotto mumbles. He engulfs you in a tight hug while his lips peppers open-mouthed kisses onto your neck.

He wants to fuck you, he really does. Risotto wants nothing more than to drive his fat cock in and out of your sloshing cunt until your juices stain the carpet below, he longs to suck and bite and bully your breasts and neck as he toys with your clit until you’re a shaking mess, he‘d love to watch you devour his erection while playing and scratching at his balls and thighs and anywhere you can reach until he can’t help but fuck himself with your mouth — but he doesn’t like how anyone could just interrupt you two. He doesn’t want someone seeing the both of you in such a raw state. He-

“...and I’m all yours, beddu.”, you cup his cheeks once more to place a loving kiss on his lips. A gesture that conveyed the trueness of your words, so sweet and so gentle only to him...only for him, and Risotto‘s previous doubts blanked.

His feels his heart soar as he plants a big ol’ smooch on your lips. With those words, it’s as if you’ve melted him into a warm puddle, but at the same time, awakened a very primal part of him. He wants to mark you, to claim you, to let everyone know who you were with, who you gave yourself to.

He wants makes you wholly his and only his, and he’ll make sure everyone outside knows that until the day they die.

Risotto could feel his very cock twitch against his pants at the thought of it, something he noticed you felt too as you sank your nails into his shoulders and resumed grinding on him, feeling even more heated than before. In this very moment, you wanted only to feel his thick, throbbing cock rubbing and thrusting into your clenching hole...so, Risotto hikes up your leg and slides his hand into your damp underwear to prepare you just for that.

His fingers are a little rough and big, but extremely practiced to please you in its movements. Two digits enter you with ease and he begins fucking and stretching you with them. His wrists snap unrelentingly, the base of his palm massages at your sensitive ball of nerves, and his kisses deepens when you take out his leaking cock to stroke.

You feel it twitching in your hand, the texture of his pre-cum sliding along his length, the saliva dripping down your chin from the messy, tongue filled kiss with him, the monstrous pace he’s setting with his hand and you try to match it, but it’s too fast — Risotto’s too good.

Before you could even tell him, you came gushing on his palm. Your moans of pure ecstasy were eaten up by the passionate kiss, and your body starts to tremble and twitch at how good he made you feel...but Risotto doesn’t let you rest for long before he’s lining himself up at your entrance.

“Mine.”, Risotto grunts at your ear as he thrusts himself up into your tight cavern, entering all at once with such a force that had you arching your torso. He knows you like it when he’s a little rough though, and he’s not wrong. Your standing leg wobbles a little and you’re trying your best to keep from whimpering too loud, but fuck was it hot as hell to hear him say that.

Once again, Risotto doesn’t give you a break and proceeds to fuck the living daylights out of you.

Your constrained cries of pleasure are mixed with his deep groans as he thrusts and thrusts and keeps thrusting his aching cock into your sopping pussy. You try to move your hips and match with him so he’s not doing all the work, but when he’s fucking into you this hard, all you can really do is scratch and kiss and bite and moan your brains out. Not that Risotto minds though. In fact, it’s a little bit of an ego boost when he realises that you’re feeling so good that you can’t do anything but call out his name, and god does he love the sound of his name when you’re saying it like that.

The noise of his hips and balls slapping your skin was rhythmic and loud, or maybe because it’s all the both of you could hear outside of your lusts.

You were close. Really close, since he didn’t allow you a breather, so you snake your arm around his neck and the other up to grip a handful of his hair in the way that definitely makes his dick throb.

Risotto moans your name into the kiss, his hips growing awry of the rhythm he set, and his hand sneaks down to rub at your clit once more to help you chase your high. Soon after, you orgasmed for the second time and you bit down on his shoulder to try to conceal a scream. Cumming with Risotto ‘on the job’ had always been intense for you, and this time was not an exception as well.

He fucks you through your orgasm and thoroughly enjoys the delicious way your walls milk him and your whines of overstimulation.

On the other hand, Risotto’s jaw was clenched and his brows were furrowed. Sweat gathered at his forehead and his shaft wouldn’t stop twitching inside of you, and you realised he was close. While you’d love to bask in the sultry groans he’s producing, you knew if you didn’t do something to get him off quick then you’d be spending the entire night fucking. Not that that’s a bad thing, but you’d rather do that at the comfort of your shared home. So with a tight pinch on his nipple, some nibbling on his ear lobe, and a final pull of his hair — Risotto cums into the condom with heavy breaths and quiet moans.

You pepper sweet little kisses all over him as he enjoys the last moments of his high, and a crooked smile forms on his lips when you kiss the tip of his nose.

“Yours.”, you respond with a tender smile. Risotto’s eyes widens and now he’s the one peppering you with kisses, partly because your declaration swelled his heart once again and partly because he’s a little shy about the blush on his cheeks.

The both of you giggle and laugh as you cleaned each other up and head on home, away from everyone else and alone in the comfort of each other’s arms for the night.

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Beddu - Sicilian for beautiful (males/men)

#not/sfw

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