#I DO MEAN OUR FICTIVE BTW LMFAO but like. canon hannibal would too

[the-furies]

i am surw we've said this before but hannibal would absolutely kill me for food crimes and that's hilarious. love that 4 me

#pk;m half light🔴 #I DO MEAN OUR FICTIVE BTW LMFAO but like. canon hannibal would too #along w other reasons probably. idk. ACTUALLY. actually. #. Would he have reasons to kill Harry? Like genuine question. #Cuz to kill me he'd have to kill Harry. uhhhh. And afaik he wouldn't kill him on account of ACAB. soooo?? #Like Harry's fine with cannibalism canonically? He consciously v much awarely committed such. Like I think #if Hannibal showed up & was like Let me treat you to dinner :) and ir was some extravagant 5 star meal but it was also PEOPLE #Harry would not give a shit! Food is food!! #If anything he might get killed because he's like. Terrifying when drunk lmao??? OH Y'KNOW. Y'KNOW WHAT. #DOESN'T HANNIBAL GO AFTER PEOPLE WHO HURT OTHERS FOR NO REASON. Yeah he. #Yeah Harry's getting turned into an art project for fucking up that one guy's kneecaps that one time. at Least. #. ANYWAYS! I forgot what i was talking about. #Hi! We haven't been able to take our adhd meds in about 4 days! HWHDND #ACTUALLY WAIT. ok so we haven't watched the show in years btw. But also maybe he'd just keep Harry around to like. manipulate #BUT HARRY COULD JUST CAN OPEN HIM AND BE ANNOYING LMAO like. someone's dying at the end of the day #JDKSDMFJFJ