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dizzydizney · 7 hours

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humaforever · 3 days

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Uma low-key likes when Harry calls her "cute" or "adorable." But mostly in the context of like, she just killed a man and Harry wholeheartedly, seriously goes "That was cute." Because he thought it was fucking cute how she ripped that man to shreds with her sword.

#huma #harry hook #uma descendants

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sansllura · 11 months

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They’re my comfort malewife/girlboss ship

#trish.doodles #huma #uma daughter of ursula #harry x uma #uma descendants #Harry hook #disney descendants #descendants #November 2021

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bunny-lou · 11 months

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Uma: “Yesterday, I heard Gil ask ‘are you sure this is a good idea?’ and Harry said ‘trust me.’

Uma: “i have never moved from one room to another so quickly.”

#sea three #huma #gilma #gilry #uma descendants #harry hook #gil descendants #incorrect descendants quotes #descendants

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ourownbelovedbohemians · 2 months

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disney expect me to believe harry (or anyone in descendants for that matter) is straight when he's literally flirting with anyone and everyone onscreen, boy, girl or otherwise. THAT IS A PANSEXUAL MAN RIGHT THERE

#descendants #harry hook #harry descendants #harry x uma #harry x jay #huma #lgbtq+#pansexuality #queer #bisexual #thomas doherty

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piratecore-art · 9 months

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#descendants 2 #disney descendants #harry hook descendants #harryxuma #uma descendants #huma #harry hook #harry x uma

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theamityelf · 4 months

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Uma answers the phone, and it's the standard "We have your boyfriend!" ransom call.

For a second she just stands there with a thoughtful look, like she's doing mental math. "Uh-huh..."

"Now, if you ever want to see him again-"

"No, shut up for a second, I'm tryna think."

"You...What?"

She thinks for another second and then gives up. "Alright, you're gonna have to tell me who you have. If it was Ben, you'd have said you have the king; if it was Harry or Gil, I'd be impressed..."

"It's not me!" Gil calls out helpfully from another room. "And Jay's sitting on my lap."

"And it's not Jay," she adds. "So, who'd you catch?"

The voice on the other end of the phone grunts in annoyance. "You know, the blond guy."

"The blond guy's here; that's what I just said."

"No, the-! Cinderella's son. I forget his name; he hasn't been on the news in a while." There's an offended noise, ostensibly from a gagged prince of Cinderellasburg who didn't appreciate the comment on his diminishing spotlight.

"Oh my gods," Uma groans. "You got Chad? He's not even my boyfriend; he's my girlfriend's boyfriend. Did he say he's my boyfriend?"

"He said we should think twice about holding him for ransom because the queen of the sea was going to destroy us."

"Well, yeah, but only because it's the cool thing to do." Uma is putting on her sword belt and jacket at this point. "I mean, Audrey would be pissed if I just let him be kidnapped. Is there a reason you called me? He told you I'd destroy you, and you thought 'I have an idea, let's call her?' How'd you even get my number?"

"Listen closely! We took him because we thought the royals of Cinderellasburg would pay a hefty price for his return. But now that we know he's valuable to the queen of the sea as well, we'd like to make a deal. If you sink the ships of our enemies, we'll return the prince to you with all his fingers."

"Dude, I don't even know who your enemies are. Do you have nautical coordinates?"

"There are five ships we'd like you to sink. I'm sending you the first set of coordinates now, and if the ship is not destroyed within the hour, the prince loses two fingers."

"Got it," Uma muses, glancing across the room at Carlos, who gives her a thumbs up.

"And before you think about attacking us, you should know we're landlocked!"

"Yeah, for sure. I hear you." She's putting eyeliner on in the mirror.

"The first ship, now! When you're done, we'll send the next coordinates."

"Great, yeah. Okay."

The phone hangs up.

"That was long enough to get his location, right?" she asks over her shoulder.

"Yep, we got him," Carlos answers. He's in bed, but he pulled his laptop onto his lap as soon as the matter of hostages was mentioned.

"Cool. Guess I'll go get Chad and...I don't know, kill that guy?"

"No killing. Remedial Goodness."

"Oh, like the crown isn't responsible for-...Whatever. I'll just break his knees."

Another thumbs up. Jane, sitting next to Carlos, looks slightly bewildered, but she hops up to grab Uma's hat for her as she heads out the door.

#disney descendants #uma daughter of ursula #huma #gil/uma #uma/jay #icebreaker #buma #audruma #umaudrey #chaudrey #chad charming #sea three and jay #sea three and audrey #sea three and ben #janelos #this is silly and i'm just having fun lol #carlos de vil #gil legume #my fanfic

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dizzydizney · 1 year

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Uma: Did you have to stab him? Harry: You weren't there. You didn't hear what he said to me Uma: What did he say? Harry: "What are you gonna do, stab me?" Uma: Harry: Uma: That's fair

#descendants #incorrect descendants quotes #disney descendants #harry hook #uma descendants #uma #harry x uma #huma #my incorrect quotes #my stuff

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humaforever · 2 months

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WEAK! Why are you pushing your whole face into her hand bro?

This is how you do it! The eye contact, the soft intertwining of hands, the way his lips caress her knuckles. Kiss Uma's hand like the queen she is

#Ben needs lessons from Harry #huma #harry hook #uma descendants

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whats-a-queen-without-a-king · 10 months

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Carlos: I'm not gonna lie Uma, I'm alittle scared of your boyfrinds.

Uma: Gil? He wouldn't hurt a fly!

Carlos: *phew* that's reassuring.

Uma: Harry would kill a man, however.

#uma x harry x gil #the sea three #uma descendants #uma x harry hook #huma #descendants 2 #carlos de vil #carlos descendants #gil descendants

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auradon-bore-a-don · 14 days

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RULES: make a new post with the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! then tag as many people as you have WIPs.

I was tagged by the lovely @lady-of-the-spirit 💖

I have so many WIPs and not enough people to tag so I'm choosing only a few of my WIPs:

The Isle sucks for medical care - Killian/Nessa (OCs)

Sleepy Cuddles - Ben/Daphne (OC)

Jealousy Wars - Jay/Naomi (OC)

Puppies don't know how babies work

Huma Flower Shop AU

Gil can't take anymore of Uma's pining - Huma Neighbors AU

5 times Uma ran away and the 1 time she stayed

Huma + Spies = 🔥

Harry's target kicks his ass - Huma Assassin's AU

I hope none of you mind that I'm tagging you: @benjaycaptain @panthera-tigris-venenata @hannahhook7744 @c-rose2081 @descendantofthesparrow @come-along-pond @thecaptainsgingersnap @illegalcerebral @ginger-grimm

If anyone sees this and thinks it'd be fun but you don't have someone to tag you, feel free to use me and say I tagged you! This is such a fun idea, no one should miss out!

#tag game #lady-of-the-spirit #wip tag game #disney descendants #huma

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bunny-lou · 6 months

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*Uma, watching Harry from afar*

Gil: "Harry, don't look now, but I think Captain is checking you out."

Harry: "She better be. Why do ya think I've been bent over my car for so long?

Gil: "Because your car broke down...?"

Harry: "Nah, the car has been good to go for half an hour now."

#huma #gilma #gilry #sea three #gil descendants #harry hook #uma descendants #incorrect descendants quotes

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idontliketomatoesleavemealone · 11 months