#HES STILL RECEIVING HIS PIP BENEFITS ALAN DID YOU NOT THINK TO EMAIL THEM ABOUT IT ONCE YOUD REGISTERED THE NOT-DEAD MAN AS DEAD OR DID YOU

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

if i had a nickel for every time my moms called me into her office to show me an email regarding a dead customer who isnt actually dead, id have two nickel. which isnt a lot, but its pretty fucking worrying that its happened twice.

especially considering this time the death was "verified" via death certificate. the man is alive.

#kai rambles #i feel like that maybe just maybe JUST MAYBE there arent enough checks and balances in place if someone can erroneously be registered as #DEAD in a GOVERNMENT DATABASE #especially if this has happened MORE THAN ONCE #HEY ALAN WHATEVER-YOUR-SURNAME-WAS WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU SAW THE DEATH CERTIFICATE? THE MAN IS ALIVE #WHOSE DEATH CERTIFICATE DID YOU SEE? DID YOU EVEN SEE A DEATH CERTIFICATE? OR DID YOU JUST CALL THE DEATH REGISTRY OFFICE AND TAKE THEIR #WORD FOR IT RATHER THAN VERIFYING IT? HOW DO YOU FUCK UP THIS BAD? #HES STILL RECEIVING HIS PIP BENEFITS ALAN DID YOU NOT THINK TO EMAIL THEM ABOUT IT ONCE YOUD REGISTERED THE NOT-DEAD MAN AS DEAD OR DID YOU #THINK THERE WAS NOTHING ABNORMAL ABOUT A MAN YOU BELIEVE IS DEAD RECEIVING PERSONAL INDEPENDENCE PAYMENT? #ALAN WHO DO YOU THINK PIP IS FOR? DO YOU THINK THEYRE GIVING IT OUT AT GRAVEYARDS AND CREMATORIUMS? DO YOU EVEN THINK ALAN? #ALAN WHAT DO YOU KNOW?