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catindabag · 1 year

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TBOSAS on Crack short take (7)

*When Coryo’s classmates found out that he’s dirt poor*

Festus: Coryo, my dumpster diving bro, you don’t have to hide the truth.

Coryo: What truth?

Festus: We all know and we don’t care.

Coryo: Know what?

Lysistrata: That your family is struggling and that you can’t even pay your own taxes.🥺

Livia: Ha! So I was right! I knew he was a penniless loser!😂

Festus: STFU, Cardew!

Livia: I’m just saying the truth.

Persephone: Coryo, we have all been ✨Besties✨ for a long time. So we just wanted to say-

Clemensia: That you should just marry Sejanus Plinth!

Lysistrata: I concur! Marry Plinth! Marry Plinth!

Persephone: Not now, Lizzie! This is not a SnowPlinth Fan Club meeting.

Lysistrata: Not yet.😏

Felix: But seriously, Coryo, if you need help or money, you can just ask-

Coryo: Guys, I’m fine! Everything’s fine. You really don’t have to go that far. I mean, if I really need money, I can-

Hilarius: Just marry rich boy Sejanus Plinth. We get it.

Coryo: No- Yes- Ughhh! Fine!

Festus: So it’s true! You really are going out with Sejanus Plinth!

Felix: Nice one, Snow bro! I’m so happy for you!

Lysistrata: Yes! My ship has officially sailed! Snowjanus for the win!

Festus: It’s SnowPlinth.

Florus: I thought we’re going with CabbageBread!

Hilarius: And I thought we’d agreed on Corjanus.

Felix: What happened to SnowMuffin?! I loved SnowMuffin!

Festus: That doesn’t make sense, Class Pres. Sejanus doesn’t throw muffins. He only throws bread.

Florus: To the dead.

Hilarius: Then why did he threw bread at me yesterday?

Festus: That’s because you’re already dead to him, Heavensbee.

Hilarius: But I thought that we’re all friends here?🥺

Lysistrata: That’s what you get for selling Coryo’s cute candid photos without Seji Pie’s permission.

Persephone: Wow. That’s a new low even for you, Hilari.

Hilarius: But-

Lysistrata: You even gave your creepy old man a discount.

Hilarius: To be fair, my father threatened to burn my monthly allowance in front of me, Lizzie!

Lysistrata: Boo. Hoo.

Felix: So are we going with SnowPlinth or Snowjanus?

Coryo: Call it what you want. I don’t care anymore.

Sejanus: *suddenly walks in and kisses Coryo on the cheek* Coryo, my one true love, my Snow Angel, I just heard the news!

Coryo: What news?

Sejanus: Don’t be shy now. We’re officially a couple, Babe! I knew it! I knew we were written in the stars! Just sign this marriage contract and we’re officially married!😍

Coryo: Wait, what?! No! I’m just 14!

Hilarius: We’re all 14.

Coryo: I wanna be 14 and single!

Sejanus: Oh, that’s right! We’re still technically minors.

Coryo: We’re just kids, Babe. I can’t marry you yet!

Sejanus: Wait right here, my love! I just have to tell my Ma to sign it for us! *runs out to make a call*

Coryo: Sejanus, Babe, wait a sec-

Clemensia: A word of advice, Snow.

Coryo: What now?😞

Clemensia: You should just seriously date and marry Sejanus Plinth.

Coryo: Why?!😫

Clemensia: Because it’s better for you to be his boyfriend than be mistaken as the ✨Sugar Baby✨ of Strabo Plinth.

Felix: Or Dean Highbottom’s.

Hilarius: Oh, and don’t forget, my creepy father might even volunteer.

Coryo: Well, sh*t! You’re right.

Clemensia: Of course we are.

Coryo: I wish you weren’t.

Felix: And I thought you and Seji Pie were already dating since grade school.

Coryo: No. Sej and I were already “dating” since we first met.

Felix: Since Sejanus first gave you a sack of gumdrops?

Coryo: Yup.

Felix: But we were just 8 when that happened.

Coryo: 8 and in love, bro. 8 and in love.

Hilarius: I wish I was 8 and in love.☹️

Coryo: Hilari, please stop sulking.

Hilarius: Poor me wants to be in love too.

Coryo: You’re 14, rich, and an idiot. You still have a chance.

Hilarius: Really? With who? With you?

Coryo: No.

Sejanus: *runs in smiling like an idiot* Babe, do you want our wedding cake to be royal blue or pure white as the driven snow?!😍

Coryo: Whatever you want, my love.

Sejanus: *giggles* I love you.😘

Coryo: Love you too.

Palmyra: Can I bake the cake?😀

Everyone: No.

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forjongseong · 11 months

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*knocking* since it’s written there

lol me reading something about studying as soon as i finished my exams🤡🤡. and it’s a studying for stupid IETLS. it’s not a studying it’s more a (stu)dying. hate everything that starts with sty- and ends with -dying.

so why heeseung getting the same score as before seems so funny to me??? and his excuse “i’d have gotten less without you”🙄. hope these tutoring sessions really helped him and he doesn’t have any problems during his study abroad. jake hoon hi🤭

okay okay okay that little interaction between y/n and the waitress!!! please tell me why do the waiters always want to pick up the dirty dishes right after i eat the last bite? they’re hunters with hawk eyes sometimes. what if i want to sit around dirty dishes a little longer mhm??

and student! jay being late reminded me of sec! rookie jay🥹 despite the fact that he came late he definitely called the impression. what an impression!! y/n was lowkey panicking admiring his handsomeness.girl same. we understand her cause look at him!! he doesn't have to do anything and i drool over him. tmi. a majestic black cat. jay’s never beating the black cat allegations fr.

him wanting a higher score than heeseung it’s just a boy moment. yk like boys comparing their dick sizes or number of hookups. boys🙄

AND WDYM WRTING ESSAY THE WAY JAY DOES IS WRONG????😟😟 i do it the same way??? for whole my life??? bro you should’ve written this fic a long time ago so maybe now my essay writing skills were at an all time high hdhdhd.

why was she surprised when he called the students stupid? if they don't listen to tutor who they paid money to who are they if not dumbasses?🤡 jay speaking facts right there.

y/n can’t stay mad at him for being late? simp behavior! him inviting her over to his house? act of a predator i think. nah forget it!! he just too cute with his nervous rumbling. like a virgin 🤭

EVERYONE PLEASE RISE FOR JAY IN RIMLESS GLASSES.🧎‍♂️🧎‍♂️MAN LOOKS WAY TOO GOOD IN THEM. and without them too.

false and not-given questions!!!! bro i hate it with all my heart and soul. always confuse me. jay and me in the same boat. we’re besties😎. just listen i can totally see with my eyes that needed information isn’t written in a question but what if i’m THAT stupid and i just didn’t comprehend it?? this type of questions is like “choose a correct answer: 1) a+a=2a; 2)a+a=a^2; 3)a+a=a”. fuck them.

“If I get the answer right,” he began, “would you show me your boobs?” OKAY I GET IT YOU’RE BOLD BRAVE DARING. “Alright, why not? Nothing to lose here,” NOT OKAY GAHSGSG. she should’ve not fallen for it. i honestly didn’t expect her to say that. i thought she’d react like a responsible tutor with “are you out of your mind? are those questions that hard to answer? i can explain it to you again” and laugh it out. but she’s wild and we love it.

NAUR JAY YOU PUSSY😭😭😭 YOU DARED NOONA TO SHOW YOU BOOBS YET YOU CHICKENED OUT NAUR DON’T BE LIKE THAT. AND NOOO CONSTRUCTION WORKER PLEASE READ THE ROOM. he surely doesn’t have a nunchi (plz get this joke🙏).

“I meant like, I think I could get motivated a lot if there was a reward waiting if I get a question right. Or if I reach a certain score in a mock test, don’t you think?” sure sure let’s see where your little game takes you. sorry it reminded me of dog that waits for the treat after completing the trick🤡

“Well, you’d probably be getting in between something.”…and you brought your hand to your thigh, patting it. STOP THE MADNESS RIGHT THERE. I CANT HANDLE IT.

*clearing my throat* *cough cough* usually 7.5 rounds off to 8 so Jay could receive a blowjob hahah. the makeout🤌🤌🤌 please kissing licking sucking jays birthmark😫😫 that’s all we want. is that too much to ask?

“Seamless,” he commented as he eyed your panties. would be cute if it was polka dots or striped panties🤭.

so jay is that of boyfriend who prioritizes his partners pleasure over his own? huh? and his fingers?? the way they curl??? he plays the guitar doesn’t he?? you have be good with fingers for that no?? once chance jay one chance im begging.

“It’s unfair,” Jay began, “the way you taste as good as you smell.” sir it’s unfair the way you look hot as you sit as you breath as you walk as you exist. you shouldn’t talk about the unfairness in this situation.

“In that case,” you said, pushing his chest slightly so he could move away from you. You tugged down your panties that had stayed on the whole time, and when you took them off your ankles you handed them to Jay. ughhhhhhghgg i just know he was jerking off holding panties with one hand right under his nose. like 🤤🤤

okay where the angst came from???😃😃 “I appreciate what you’ve been doing for me, but I also don’t want you to get the wrong idea.” the audacity. HAGAGAGAGAG BOY YOU FUNNY. made my giggle at night.

“If I get over 7.5—”“I’ll treat you to lunch.” what it's like to get the same thing in return? pleasant right? nice jay. good job. and you tell me he’s the top student in class? bro is stupider than these students who didn’t listen to y/n’s advices in the first part of fic. even though he get 8.5 he still stupid.

“The day of our last meeting when I said I needed to remain focused. I was trying to confess to you.” see!! who confesses like this??? only stupid boys. i get it. jay is just a book smart. what if before y/n noona he only saw human body in med books😱😱 he’s nerd after all.

“When I said if I get more than 7.5, I was going to say I wanted to eat you out.” top5 phrases to ruin the mood.

why he’s teasing her!?!?! why he’s teasing us?!/!/! please just fuck her already with your huge and thick and beautiful (i just know it) dick!!

“Tell me if it’s okay to move,” he whispered ever so gently before kissing your nose. but a point to him waiting till yn adjusts.🥹

Your hand was looking a little lonely, so he took it and intertwined his fingers with yours. fhfghfg “your hand looks heavy. can i hold it for you?”🤓

“So, what are we?” You asked in the most straightforward manner. TOP1 PHRASE TO RUIN THE MOOD.

GIRL I REREAD THE REWARD FOR THE THIRD TIME AND ITS 6 AM I DIDNT GET ANY SLEEP IM OVERWHELMED BYE

I read this review three times already and it's hilarious every time omg not you DRAGGING jay and literally calling him book smart, brave and a pussy in the same sentence, stupid and smart in the same sentence I AM CACKLING

glad you think it's wild because that means I achieved something... this is still by far my favorite one shot i have ever written for jay!

#by far best feedback too!#more like because none gave lengthy feedback lol #and i oop #nanaanswers #nana smile file #nanafeedbacks #fic: the reward #from.eva #p.s. if anyone is looking for an online IELTS tutor i actually AM one

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dabisqueen · 2 years

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Bro I don’t think you have rockstar dabi having his scars? I don’t remember im not the brightest but I feel like if he does he’s uses his tattoos to cover up most of the burn marks. A little Drabble that makes me think of his look on his burns and why he gets them covered

He gets them cover not because he thinks it’s ugly it’s just to not remind him of his pass. That he can somewhat rewrite his pass and hide the old him. Almost like he’s burying his pass self.

The ones he didn’t cover Is the ones that still have to be treated and have to have medication still on it because the skin is tender and still really painful. He probably wears compression sleeves and things under tanks or baggy T’s and his fans and media thinks it’s a style and do it too but really it’s just to help his burns.

You’re the only one who truly knows about his burns. That it happened because of his dad, that it’s something he has to deal with for the rest of his life and that even tho he has this tough personality his actual skin is actually really delicate and scarred so badly. No one knows he has “bad days” the band just thinks he’s wasted, hung over, or on drugs but really he’s In a lot of pain from the burns. His body aches so deeply it makes him want to rip his skin off and he has very bad phantom pains in the parts that are healed. Those are the days he desperately NEEDS you. He NEEDS you to dab a cool rag on his sweating forehead, he NEEDS you to rub lotion, oil, and medication into his healing skin, he NEEDS you to talk softly to him and tell him he’s okay and he can get through this and he’s so strong and brave and that no one will nor can hurt him anymore. He gets sick and high fevers so easily which causes the aches to be so much worse.

Sometimes you wish you could just go back in time and save him. Save him like no one else would, save him from his parents, save him from his ego, save him from himself but you can’t. All you can do is love him now and there’s nothing more in this world he would want more. He isn’t someone who commits but I can see him wanting to propose to you. Maybe not even ever get married but just to see you wear his ring.

AHHH I just wanted to gush over him he reminds me over 90s to early 2000s metal bands like korn or deftones.

Damn, nonny. This is amazing! Now I kinda wish i had written Rockstar Dabi with scars 😫

Oh well.

Another time.

But this was really beautiful. Love it! Thank you.

💙💙💙

#queen answers #mha rockstar au #rockstar dabi

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sunghoonalter-archived · 2 years

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U ARE LIKE PAPA, U ARE A LIAR 1/!? WDYM "don't be excited it's not good" ?????? okay i hope u dont find this annoying BUT HERE WE GO, im j gonna drop ,my fav parts / lines so it doesnt end up becoming an essay

"Really?" He asked as he scooted closer. "Dreaming of turning this 'holy and pure' soul into something that'll fill you up whenever you want sounds a bit.. how do I say it?" He pretended to think. "Maybe.. indecent? Dirty? Slutty even?"

BRO??????????????????? ?????????? ???? HOW TF DO I EVEN DESCRIBE IT - LIKE ur fueling my corruption kink oh god this man would ruin us so badly what??

"Hm," he smiled. "For a virgin, you're an eager little slut, huh?"

yes.

"Like that?" He whispered in your ear, just adding to the shivers he sent through your body with every passing moment.

NO. NONONONO WHAT IS HAPENNING TO ME I'M ORBITTING AROUND THE EARTH

"Wanna taste yourself?" Jake asked, bringing his finger to your lips. You looked at him with uncertainty before opening your mouth, him pushing the digit inside and being sure to slide against your tongue.

GOOD HEAVENS I GENUINELY THINK JAKE WOULD DO THIS, YOU PORTRAYED HIM SO WELL IM NOT OKAY??

"God's not here, angel," he muttered into your ear as he kept his fingers moving. "It's just you and me."

trust me jake god is anywhere but here, hell saved two slots for both of them tonight !!

You were no longer a child of God, but in all honesty you never were. The second you laid eyes on Jake those weeks ago, you were his.

YES Y/N IS A JAKE WORSHIPPER WE LOVE

overall thoughts: i'm convinced ur lying to me rn, this was one of the first blogs ive landed on here on tumblr and i've been eyeing for a while, so i was !?1?/1 when u said u were writing a smut + I WAS WAITINGG MAN AND IT DID NOT DISSAPOINT?? THE PLOT?/ THE STORY?? AND EVERYTHING JAKE SAYS HAS ME GOING FERAL THIS IS SO GOOD I WILL NOT BE GETTING ANY SLEEP TONIGHT

I SWEAR IVE NEVER WRITTEN SMUT BEFORE THIS IS MY FIRST COME ON😭😭

Also go fucking ahead I love screaming asks, but not when they tell me I'm lying😫

Well I did try my best to at least portray him as best I could and seems innocent-looking but actually pretty mean church boy worked the best! But I had to think so long and hard because what do you even say in situations like this??😭

Thank you for the huge feedback, it means a lot😫 but please try sleeping, don't let church boy Jake get you😭

#raven answers #🌸 temptation incarnate #shufie🍬

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strawberrysohn · 2 years

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AYYY WHATS GOODDDD BERRY MY LOVE 😫😫😫💖💖💖

for the fic game ill start it off for ya: B, F, and X !!!

hey fave person on the app :D ty for sending lettersss

B : are any of your stories inspired by personal experience?

LMAOOOOONOT AT ALLLLLL pls absolutely not i pull zero hoes or bros so there's so no way that any of the things I write about are inspired by anything personal :,)

F: Share a snippet from one of your favorite dialogue scenes you’ve written and explain why you’re proud of it.

awww man yk it's gonna be from the hyunjae fic >:) I'm gonna share a few tho bc there's so many LMAOOO anyway in first place it's gotta be the truly iconic:

"did i fucking stutter?" he asks directly into your ear, his hot breath on the sensitive skin making your insides churn.

bc...well its self explanatory *shrugs*

then ofc ofc

"f-fuck," you breathe out, your vision clouded with so many different scenarios. "you're evil, hyunjae." you groan, hearing him chuckle behind you.

"now don't be coy and pretend that's not why you like me," hyunjae hums in that playful way again. "because it won't work."

because...damn.

X: A character you enjoy making suffer.

the reader :) but, if you think about it, is getting bossed around and fucked silly by some hot kpoppie really suffering?

this was funnnnnn :D

#<33333

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11queensupreme11 · 2 years

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FIC RECOMMENDATIONS (ANIME)

in here is a list of fic recs for various animes! these fics come from quotev, ao3, wattpad, or on tumblr. fics will have my own review of them, but don’t take it too seriously, my reviews aren’t professional.

JUJUTSU KAISEN

sincerely not & sincerely yours by @saintobio (gojo x reader, angst, angst ANGST)

this series is so fucking good but so fucking painful 🥹 i screamed internally so many times while reading it omg. fair warning though, i wasn’t kidding when i said angst in all caps. it is very angsty. season two “sincerely yours” is even more painful BECAUSE WHY NOBODY SIDE WITH READER AEJFHEFG

the sweet old lady is a witch by @thera-daydreams (various x scarlet witch!reader)

milf reader. that’s it, that’s all i can say 😩🤚

chaos by @njisano (various platonic x scarlet witch! baby fushiguro!reader)

more scarlet witch content because why not! it’s not really a whole cohesive story, but more like a bunch of random oneshots and headcanons that can sometimes connect to one another. anyways, since the reader is young here, the relationships are purely platonic 🥰

bewitched by @lalunanymph (naoya x reader, historical au)

okay okay... i know what you guys are already thinking but let me explain myself!!! canon naoya... is an irredeemable misogynistic pig who deserved to get his ass clapped by maki and her mom, but bewitched!naoya... has my respects. he’s an ass at the beginning, but i swear he gets better!

dollhouse by @soxcietyy (yuta x reader)

worldbuilding! in here, reader lives in a misogynistic world where females aren’t very common, so you can already tell what sort of trigger warnings to expect. the romance between yuta and reader is budding, but it leaves me excited for more! 💖

survival by @fxtalitygod (sukuna x reader, historical au)

dark themes 🤤 yummy 🤤🤤🤤

how we break by @tojisun (past! toji x reader & gojo x reader, ANGST)

it hurts at first... but then it gets better ❤️

daydreamer by @roscgcld (yuta x daydreamer!reader)

i absolutely love this because reader is such a huge bimbo, but everyone loves her anyways 🥺

invisible by @chaichaiiskai (yandere!sukuna x reader)

au! no curses, but sukuna’s still a menace here :3

breedable by Souuve (yandere!gojo x student!reader, ao3)

only four chapters so far, but it’s already so twisted and fucked up. i love it! poor reader tho 😖 gojo’s vile as fuck in here

surprise! it’s a boy! & the struggles of a new family by AgentGrayson (ao3)

no reader or romance. it’s a cute series about yuji and the death womb brothers except in here, yuji and nobara don’t kill the brothers. full of slight angst, brotherly bonding, yuji getting the love and care he deserves, and the sorcerers panicking

good intentions by Lazarel (yandere!yuta x reader, ao3)

very short, but it was chilling...

the trojan horse by jwxeii (sukuna x reader, ao3)

it may be about sukuna... but the story still manages to be somewhat cute and tragic. basically, it’s one of those reincarnated lover fics, but really well-written!

his betrothed by LeftHandedly (yandere!gojo x reader, ao3)

gojo be like: yOwAiMO 🧿🫦🧿

our heart by BleedingRose7098 (sukuna x reader, wattpad)

reader’s so cute... but then shit goes down 💀

my child by RobenChan3 (sukuna x daughter!reader, wattpad)

THIS IS PURELY PLATONIC DW!

tsuki ga kirei desu ne by Tsuisuto (yuta x oc, wattpad)

best yuta fic i could find on wattpad hands down 😍

BOKU NO HERO ACADEMIA

manners by @minnie-mei (yandere! barbarian prince!bakugou x reader)

idk why, but anything barbarian bakugou related just makes me 🥵

yandere todoroki family by @i-cant-sing (platonic! yandere! todorokis x todoroki!reader)

I LOVE THIS WHOLE SERIES???

big brother by @cybersvoid (yandere!dabi x sister!reader)

ok i just REALLY love yandere todoroki family content okay??? yandere bro touya is just such a cool concept, leave me alone 😫

dragon mate-to-be by ExplosionGirl (yandere!bakugou x reader, fantasy au, quotev)

in here, bakugou’s a dragon (who can also turn into a human). anyways, i LOVE bakugou’s gradual descent to madness. he was into reader since day one, but it’s subtle and not obnoxiously shown

bleu heroine by simba (tamaki x todoroki!reader, quotev)

the todorokis here make me wanna rip their throats out, except for dabi. he can live.

cherry blossom by Euphieria (isekai! todoroki! reader, quotev)

LMAO THE READER’S SUCH A BABY SAVAGE!

DEMON SLAYER

fake it flowers by @cielinde (akaza x reader)

A WORK OF ART!! the first akaza fic i ever read and it’s what got me so obsessed with him lmao. anyway, i love how flirtatious he is and how it goes so well with the reader’s tsundere personality 😍

omae wa mou shindeiru by God (various x modern!reader, quotev)

a nice combination of crack and seriousness 😂

ATTACK ON TITAN

common sense by @pr1ncessm00n (porco galliard x reader)

OH?? MY? GODDD??? best fic ever wtf. it’s so unbelievably good, i couldn’t stop smiling throughout it, my face was literally aching because of how much i kept smiling. anyways, porco in here made my heart go doki doki

CROSSOVER

frog in a well by @unolvrs (jjk x bnha, ao3)

THE BEST CROSSOVER I’VE EVER SEEN 👏😭 the worldbuilding is breathtakingly beautiful, the characters are so well-written, and the PAIN of nobara and megumi being separated from yuji and trying desperately to get him back—and UGH i love this fic so much

to be heroes by CaloobadO (jjk x bnha, ao3)

worldbuilding! but in this fic, the jjk verse and bnha verse are part of the same world! i love how the author managed to put them in together and make it make sense

sorcerers ARE heroes goddammit by Hopeless_Otaku (jjk x bnha, ao3)

the jjk trio... aren’t heroic, but they’re trying their best 💀

the unsurpassable hurdle by WhiteApple00 (jjk x bnha, ao3)

this one’s cool and different to the other jjk x bnha stories! usually they’re about gojo or the main trio, but in here, it’s about the second years helping out ua!

cloud 9 1/2 by Backyard_Tree_Line (jjk x bnha, ao3)

aizawa and gojo swap universes lmao

my neighbor fushiguro by Yellow_Canna (jjk x bnha, ao3)

I loved this! It’s centered around izuku, toji, megumi, and gojo, and they basically traumatize the bnha-verse while izuku watches on in horror 😂

accidental universe hopping ft. gojo satoru and aizawa shouta (jjk x bnha, ao3)

another gojo-aizawa swapping fic! it’s hilarious because gojo’s having it easy while poor aizawa’s just fighting for his life

curse or quirk? by ohshitmyship (jjk x bnha, ao3)

trio’s stuck in the bnha world and the 1-a kids are sus of them

the unforeseen simulation joint-detention center & the cursed festival by ScouttioVI (jjk x bnha, ao3)

THESE ARE SO GOOD OMG! I literally froth at the mouth while waiting for an update. the author blends the worlds together so well while also changing some canon events but still somehow following the plot??? 💖 perfection!

your heart by Miranhaeun (bnha x persona, quotev)

first persona x bnha fic i found! the reader’s family pisses me off though, but i can’t wait till they get their hearts stolen (literally or figuratively, idc)

same as it never was by Miss Chief (bnha x naruto, quotev)

it’s a reader x various story, but shisui x reader hurts my heart 😢💔

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