#GovernmentLizard

[catbagz]

Oh No Baby, What is You Doing?

The CatBagz Crew Hold an Impromptu Press Conference About a Highly Concerning Business Decision – Partnering with GovernmentLizard.com

#CatBagz #GovernmentLizard #PoorLifeChoices #lizard people #reptilian

[governmentlizard]

Today we detail the incident that destroyed Skylab, our first Low Earth Orbit observation post, and raised our Reptilian Activity Visibility Rating System rating from Nicobar Pigeon all the way to Dwarf Cassowary.

#Skylab #GovernmentLizard #BirdHate

[governmentlizard]

Adrenochrome – the Terrible Elephant in the Room

“Screw ruling the universe, we thought collectively in our unified reptoid-brain, just a sniff of this pork-monkey’s liver-cherries sends us spiraling through an octarine-shaded hypno-seizure.” — Someone, probably

#GovernmentLizard #LizardPeople #adrenochrome

[governmentlizard]

A Fireside Chat with Zebulon Wetherford Babyeater

Don't miss our brief chat about the histories and mysteries of earthlings: Z. Wetherford Babyeater Talks About His Time Among the Great Apes

#GovernmentLizard #LizardPeople #BabyEating

[governmentlizard]

2021 Annual Report: Earth

Let us let you know that we know that you still don't know about us and what we've been up to for the past year. And it's a lot.

#GovernmentLizard #Earth #YearEndReview2021

[governmentlizard]

Always Fear, the Government Lizard is Here

We're the overlords of your terrible, terrible planet and we're publishing live from our studio over here in Tampa.

#GovernmentLizard #lizard people #conspiracy stuff