#Gil vc: ah; i see- ur a man of culture-

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@swordrisen​​​ said ; uzui vc you're such a simp. as you should , let's simp for our girls together  /  from :  𝐔𝐍𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐄𝐃

                       ...... Simp? What.... was this man even talking about? what did that even mean to begin with? Could it be another one of those modern terms people use in this age? Despite priding  himself in being knowledgeable in anything and everything, there were some things that not even Gilgamesh was aware of, things a prideful king such as himself would not dare to confess out loud, not so easily. Fortunately for the king, context was given next to the strange term the man in front of him decided to use, and Gilgamesh was now able to understand, for the other had precisely ignited a particular interest of his ......

      Talking about his wife.

Previously to the arrival of the strange individual in front of him, Gilgamesh had been submitted into a long arduous yet immensely boring day, however— if there was one thing that could immediately ignite the man’s interest in an instant, it was certainly talking about his wife and her glorious feats. Ah! how he thrived in telling others with a shining enthusiasm about how capable she was ! how despite that short stature of hers, she was capable of carrying heavy boulder all across a town on her own, or how her teeth were so sharp and strong that she could tear the flesh of any enemy without any sort of hindrance, or how easily she was to embarass, how adorably red those cheeks of hers turned when he surprised her ... It was in this way that despite the fact that the king had been sitting down on his throne for the majority of the day, he now felt not an ounce of exhaustion as he sat back on the nearest chair; a smug expression now gracing his features and denoting his sudden interest;

                      ❝ Hoh.... How interesting ..... ❞   It wasn't every day that someone came to him and asked him to speak about his wife so directly! yes... This man must be a man of culture, he must have traveled from a further land all in order to hear the king’s wife’s feats. .. He knew it, he could feel it.   ❝ Very well, you have earned my attention. Rejoice, for I’ll grant you my company and wisdom— ❞      —That, and the cute pictures he has saved of his wife, of course.

#swordrisen #/YASU THIS IS THE FUNN IE ST THING IM-!?!! #IM GONNA CRYYYYY #Gil vc: ah; i see- ur a man of culture- #also gil: -proceeds to take out of his pocket a little album with photos of her- #gil vc: this is when my wife crushed a watermelon in between her thighs; and this when my wif- #/THE FACT THAT FOR SOME REASON- koto and gil are married is the funniest most random thing ever but here i am replying seriously #ITS SO RANDOM IS IT EVEN REAL? WHO KNOWS TBH #not even we know its a meme now #/YASU PLS someone will see this and be like wtf since when gil has a wife- i dont know we dont know is this real???