#GI01J || Cyno [Jokes and Voicelines]

[roleplay-abiogenesis2]

POV: You're stuck with this guy for the whole day in which he has decided to start every single sentence he'll say with "Generally speaking..." because he's the General Mahamatra and that's hilarious.

What do you do?

#GI01 || There is no escape for the guilty. [IC: Cyno] #v18 || Genshin Impact #gi01j || cyno [jokes and voicelines]

[roleplay-abiogenesis2]

"What did Morax say when he chose his last Yaksha?"

" 'I'll keep this short and sweet.' "

#gi01j || cyno [jokes and voicelines] #GI01 || There is no escape for the guilty. [IC: Cyno] #v18 || Genshin Impact

[roleplay-abiogenesis2]

"I'd like you to lie down with me next to a tape measure."

"Because I feel like we be-long together."

#GI01 || There is no escape for the guilty. [IC: Cyno] #v18 || Genshin Impact #gi01j || cyno [jokes and voicelines] #//a certain general is in a mood today #and his self awareness is killing him softly\\

[roleplay-abiogenesis2]

"I had to arrest a chef today. His spaghetti dish was not what he purported it to be."

"It was an im-pasta-r!"

#GI01 || There is no escape for the guilty. [IC: Cyno] #v18 || Genshin Impact #gi01j || cyno [jokes and voicelines]

[roleplay-abiogenesis2]

What if he crept up right behind you and whispered with the huskiest of voices right in your ear:

"Haven't seen you since last year."

#00m || this masked clansman. [crack] #gi01j || cyno [jokes and voicelines] #GI01 || There is no escape for the guilty. [IC: Cyno] #v18 || Genshin Impact

[roleplay-abiogenesis2]

"There is a secret book in the top level section of the House of Daena... a book about all the many positions to be had while making Law."

"It's the Kama-matra."

#GI01 || There is no escape for the guilty. [IC: Cyno] #v18 || Genshin Impact #//why do all the worst puns come to me at bedtime? #Cyno go to bed\\ #GI01J || Cyno [Jokes and Voicelines]

[roleplay-abiogenesis2]

"This morning we found the body of a hilichurl at the feet of a steep rock wall. There were no signs of struggle, so the leading theory is that they threw themselves off the cliff on purpose."

"I think that's just jumping to conclusions."

#GI01 || There is no escape for the guilty. [IC: Cyno] #v18 || Genshin Impact #gi01j || cyno [jokes and voicelines] #cw: dark humor #cw: suicide mention

[roleplay-abiogenesis2]

"The rule says to always be cautious when using the stairs. It is a good rule. Personally, I just can't trust them."

"Because they're always up to something."

#gi01j || cyno [jokes and voicelines] #GI01 || There is no escape for the guilty. [IC: Cyno] #v18 || Genshin Impact

[roleplay-abiogenesis2]

"According to this report, there have been sightings of suspicious gatherings of Pyro slimes and Pyro Abyss Mages in the dead of night. It seems they are putting together some kind of scheme..."

"It's a cons-pyro-cy!"

#GI01 || There is no escape for the guilty. [IC: Cyno] #v18 || Genshin Impact #gi01j || cyno [jokes and voicelines]

[roleplay-abiogenesis2]

"Why is it so inspiring to witness Nahida's ward changing out of his clothes?"

"Because it's always a Wander-full view."

#GI01 || There is no escape for the guilty. [IC: Cyno] #v18 || Genshin Impact #gi01j || cyno [jokes and voicelines]

[roleplay-abiogenesis2]

"I heard that Lyney was arrested once. Two years of prison. He was in his cell for a long time, but when the guards went to release him two years later, it was Lynette who stepped out of the cage."

"I'm not surprised. It's a known fact that twins always finish each other's sentences."

#GI01 || There is no escape for the guilty. [IC: Cyno] #v18 || Genshin Impact #gi01j || Cyno [jokes and voicelines]

[roleplay-abiogenesis2]

He just showed up at your door with a bouquet of roses and an empty teapot in his hands. What is he trying to say?

"I was thinking that you make me thorny without the tea."

#GI01 || There is no escape for the guilty. [IC: Cyno] #v18 || Genshin Impact #gi01j || cyno [jokes and voicelines]

[roleplay-abiogenesis2]

"What did the angry Yaksha say to his Yaksha sibling in the heat of a fight?"

"You are Adoptus!"

#v18 || genshin impact #gi01j || cyno [jokes and voicelines] #gi01 || there is no escape for the guilty. [ic: cyno]

[roleplay-abiogenesis2]

"I told Oz a joke, but he didn't laugh."

"Such a tough crow."

#GI01 || There is no escape for the guilty. [IC: Cyno] #v18 || Genshin Impact #gi01j || cyno [jokes and voicelines]

[roleplay-abiogenesis2]

"You look so stuffy in those clothes, Alhaitham. Why don't you slip into something more comfortable?"

"Like a coma."

#GI01 || There is no escape for the guilty. [IC: Cyno] #v18 || Genshin Impact #gi01j || cyno [jokes and voicelines]

[roleplay-abiogenesis2]

"Who is the most agreeable Chief Justice in Fontaine?"

"It's Monsieur Neuvillette."

"But who is the most disagreeable Chief Justice in Fontaine?"

"That's Monsieur Neuwontlette."

#GI01 || There is no escape for the guilty. [IC: Cyno] #v18 || Genshin Impact #gi01j || cyno [jokes and voicelines]