Four, telling a story: So anyway, dude’s BP is like 90/50–
Hyrule: Oof, that’s a little low.
Four, waving a dismissive hand: Oh no, it’s fine, he was chilling at like 60/30 before. So anyway, he’s doing fine while my other guy—
Hyrule, whispering to Legend: Has he just become desensitized to bad vital signs?
Legend, shrugging: He works in the ICU, Rulie, bad vital signs are normal to him.
Wild, also whispering: You think he’s ever seen a BP of like 10/0 or something??
Twilight: Wild, that’s just called being dead.
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