#Fenn lexure

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Characters Whom I believe that would be that one person “You got games on your phone” if MC brought a working phone with a charger and some how wifi-

Warning: Crack and Cursing

Lou: I feel like he’d be an iPad kid if he was born in the modern human world and they gave him freedom.

No scratch that he’d def be an iPad kid-. He the type of bitch to get addicted to candy crush on your phone Ngl-

Also he has taken a couple of photos of you while you weren’t looking

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Fenn: I feel like he tried to get into it- But his nails were to long to touch the screen. So now he uses you to scroll down to watch the things he wants to see.

*tap tap tap* “TREASURE ITS NOT WORKING- 🙁”

“Bitch use your fingers- YOUR SKIN NOT YOURE NAILS-“

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Toa: Pretends to thing it’s stupid and is a boomer about it; “Why is everyone so interested in that square, it is no use to me”

But the stupid bitch uses it to google the stupidest things ever. “What kind of pigs eat people?” “How long does it take to drown an ant?” “Do midgets have night vision?”

And he is to embarrassed to ask for it so he waits when you’re off guard to ask Knight to get it for him.

Also your photo album is now full of blurry pictures because he takes photos like someone taking a video of a school fight.

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Guy: Bitch has the audacity to take your phone and walk off with it. And he gets mad when others are using it-

Also he’s a fucking dinosaur and has no idea how to take a photo. But no one should teach him because i feel like you’d unleash an iPad kid onto the world.

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Lynt: Likes it when you put baby lullaby music on there. Also has accidentally ended up on the dark web and has never used it again.

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Roy: The moment you gave him your phone he starts checking everything- Your messages, your search history, every single app.

Not because he’s nosey but because he’s curious on how to work the phone.

Also your album is full of flowers, he’s changed your background to flowers and he may or may not have accidentally changed your passcode and not remember the password.

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Lance: Didn’t care at first, but got into the game called “Among us” and you let him use voice chat and oh boy.

“OI IM NOT THE IMPOSTER STFU-“

You didn’t even teach him how to swear he learned from the 5th graders who he is playing with.

Also got pissed when you put a child lock on your phone from him.

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Rio: Doesn’t know how it works and is definitely “You got games on your phone” type of person.

You can put Subway surfers for him to play and he’s get addicted. Also he picked up the cringiest gen z slang to impress you.

“MC that’s not poggers of you to do :(“

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Fenn: Listen MC… when you said you were magical in bed this wasn’t what I was expecting.

Mc: Well- Is this your card? 😉🃏

Fenn: HOLY SHI-

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Court Of Darkness Crack

Guy: Listen Mc you’re mine.

MC: Is it because I’m a person of color? 🤨

Guy: WAIT-

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MC: Please let the rest of my new years be quiet. Thank you, Well I guess I’ll go home now-

Fenn: Hey there MC 😏

MC: See? There is no God.

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MC: Shut it Rio. I only shook your hand because I had to, we will never be friends.

Rio: Let’s survive this together! :D

Mc: I hope you die-

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MC: I always share my snacks with you and you don’t even wanna share so fucking lucky charms.

Lou: Bitch-

Mc: Did I ask for Cinnamon Toast Crunch? No. NOW GIVE ME MY FUCKING LUCKY CHARMS.

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Mc: Everytime you have to yell at your friends, put a quarter in your no yelling sock and soon you will have a weapon too-

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I don’t know the rules but could you make every consort in CoD a how and why Mc is beating them up. And if she’d use the belt of chancla 🩴

(Ok so I’m gonna split this one into like 3 parts)

Funny thing is that despite being Hispanic my ass never got beat with a chancla. But I did get his with a belt so- 💀

MC Beating Each Prince with a Chancla

Warning: Inappropriate Language, Crack, a little bit of angst

Disclaimer: I do not condone hitting your partners or anything. Violence bad.

In the beginning of class Guy kept glaring at you and giving you an aggressive look towards you.

It freaked you out. But you also took it as a challenge so you proceeded to give him your scary face and have a staring contest, you then slowly took your sandal off your foot and grabbed it with your hand still maintaining eye contact with him.

You gave him a straight face as he “tsk” at you.

He then looked away, obviously annoyed thinking this was a waste of time.

You sadistically smiled proceeding to bash him in the head with the sandal. It stung his cheek and didn’t give him enough time to react.

Everyone gasped at the scene and you quickly tackled him to the grounded hitting him with the sandal

Rio had to pull him off, and Roy worriedly forced Guy out of the classroom so no one had to die.

Fenn was on his way flirting with Knight and getting too close to him.

You basically felt bad for the man.

So you proceeded to start thinking of ways to get Knight off of Knight. Then an idea popped in your head.

Immediately going behind Fenn you raised you flip flop above his head as a sneak attack

Then proceeded to bash his head from side to side smacking him multiple times.

When you finally stopped Fenn looked like he had brain damage. He couldn't properly say the sentence from how dizzy and in pain he was in.

And for the final blow you went in front of him as he was trying to crawl away and threw the sandal at his forehead giving you a K.O.

Bastard usually always has the last word. You’re tired of it, it’s annoying and as petty as it was you were too prideful to let this happen again and again.

As he walked away you quickly unbuckled your belt and used it as a lasso to grab his foot once his foot was caught he was confused.

About to look back, you used the force of 12 elephants and made him go flying back to you and he was on the ground still in shock mode.

You then got your sandal and proceeded your attack.

He came back to Knight shaking and clearly traumatized at the whole incident.

Once he got the letter you found out he had a fiancé, wow.

You gave him a pissed off look.

“Lynt, listen, why the hell would you ask me to be your fake paramour if you had a fiancé this whole time? If rumors got out about this, do you know how bad this would damage both you and my reputation?!”

Tino then proceeded to try to offer his personal input and try to defend his young master. But you weren’t listening clearly to pissed at Lynt.

Lynt honestly didn’t look too bothered about this.

“You don’t have to worry everything will turn out fine.”

He reasoned

You then proceeded to give him a dead cold glare and unbuckle your belt with the same look and then chased him while Tino was dragging him as Lynt had the surprised look on his face trying to run away from your wrath.

Roy was following you to get to know you better and try to gain your favor.

He ended up basically shadowing you not getting the gist that you wanted to be alone.

You tried to get him to leave multiple times and you didn’t wanna be attacked by a fangirl again clearly annoyed you looked behind you and said.

“Listen, I appreciate you trying to make me feel welcome but I don’t think you’re getting it. I would rather be alone at the moment.” You said with a blank stare.

He stopped behind you after taking a lot and looked surprised.

“Oh well I’m so sorry, but I really would like to get to know you better.” He smiled looking a little sad

You got the vibe that he was trying to guilt trip you, you saw him do it before and you were clearly tired.

Grabbing your sandal you threw it at him, getting yourself a KO then picking it up and running away fast, so you didn’t have to face the consequences.

He ate your desserts with no remorse. He said sorry but you didn’t think he meant it truly, so you decided to make the bastard repent for his unforgettable sin.

“Sorry MC I couldn’t help myself” He smiled with a laugh.

You gave him a fake closed eye smile back and didn’t say anything.

You then proceeded to unbuckle your belt and swing at the bitch. He started screaming and dodging all of your attacks with tears in his eyes clearly afraid of what’s to come.

A rumor basically spread around when he got into a fight with someone after they tried harassing Christop, Lance basically attacked the student.

The student, obviously afraid, ran away and made some rumor of Lance being bullied.

All the students started avoiding Lance and giving you both glares and such.

Eventually Lance, a little bit more pissed as usual, stayed in his room avoiding you worried that you would be deeply affected by these rumors.

You were pissed. Lance wasn’t opening his dorm room, you started banging the door and yelling. “Lance let me in, we’re going to talk.”

“Go away I say” Lance yelled back.

He was in his sad moments,

You kicked down the door and headed for Lance who was sitting in the corner in his sorry state.

“Lance what the fuck!”

You yelled

Lance looked back at you clearly surprised that you did this.

You leaned down to his level and started yelling at him, giving him a piece of your mind.

Lance proceeded to stand up and lightly pushed you away heading to the door trying to avoid confrontation.

Oh hell no.

You ran behind him unbuckling your belt in a position to smack him in the head like if it was a baseball bat.

All we gotta say is RIP Lance…

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Fenn: Jasper what would you rate yourself on a scale of 1-10?

Jasper: A 10 :)

Fenn: Do you think other people will agree with that?

Jasper: I don’t care what other people think. Confidence is key period. :D

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Fenn: What would you rate this guy on a scale of 1-10?

MC: What the fuck- That look like a fucking lizard-

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I could be many things-

But never in my life will you catch me simping for Lou, Guy or Fenn 😧

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I PROMISE THIS IS MY LAST ONE FOR LIKE A MONTH-

Fenn to MC when she woke up in the new world.

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Pov: MC turns into a child and Guy is forced to play Dolls with her as Fenn watches in the background.

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Imagine being an artist and drawing portraits of people, and Fenn pays for you to paint him and he uses himself as a model

But as you’re painting him bro starts stripping naked-

I would but burn the painting, blind my self then KMS-

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Human World AU (based on a TikTok audio)

Fenn: Bitch you are going to get in this car or I’m popping between your eyes-

MC: Wait I know you :D I saw your dick on Twitter!

Fenn: OH GOD DAMNIT

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POV: Fenn babysits Christoph once for Lance and MC and looks away from him once talking to someone

(Are these stupid? Yes. Yes they see)

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… I can’t get this out of my head but. Imagine Fenn as the 2020 Vsco girl. Like he had a vsco girl phase? 💀

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