IN CELEBRATION OF XISUMA IN MCC: one of my favorite xisuma clips of all time. "i made bedwars :(". important additional knowledge: they then proceeded to suck ass so badly. and this is also after they had already sucked so badly,
more inconsequential hermit headcanons because y'all make them suffer too much:
- bdubs is lactose intolerant but in complete denial about it, he WILL kill you if you try to bring it up
- mumbo gets the hiccups every time he gets too cold
- tango really loves bugs and will cry if someone hurts an insect, even if it's just an accident
- etho is really good at french braiding hair and gem forces him to do her hair whenever she can
- false can make arrows the fastest out of anyone on the server, they've held competitions but nobody can ever beat her
- keralis is immune to all poison from food, and he always makes spider farms early on because spider eyes are his favourite snack (everyone else thinks he's insane)
- joehills doesn't actually need to sleep, but he makes bedrooms in all of his bases just in case other hermits want to stay over
- xisuma programmed software for his helmet that allows him to have basic communication with peaceful mobs
- iskall actually loves cats but he's quite allergic to them, he doesn't want to upset stress so he pretends he doesn't like cats because he doesn't want her to know she's been making him unwell
- after doc became obsessed with tomatoes, he decided to create technology to allow other hermits to grow crops from their homelands that wouldn't typically survive in other climates or in the overworld. it's become a community effort every new season to create a greenhouse where everyone can grow small amounts of food from their cultures, so none of them ever get too homesick
- a few seasons ago cleo asked zedaph if he could make a nail polish formula that doesnt chip off easily after spending time underwater and he hyperfixated on it for weeks before creating a nail polish that works so well it never chips, you have to use blaze powder mixed with dragon's breath to remove it. he refuses to charge anything for the nail polish and will give bottles to anyone who asks
if you have any other posts of this kind please send them to me
update: this one thanks to @iputmcytsintohydraulicpress (great url, by the way)
this one courtesy of @catamaurrr-star
So I didn’t want to separate it into two images, this was the best I could do- thanks to @blocky-tides! also art is by @/cheeryfairies
thanks @o0recipme0o
hey @igotthisaccountunderduress. less mcyt related but thanks anyways :D
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I GIVE UP GUYS HOW DO I IMAGE ID SOMEONE HELP ME
...so anyways here's my self-promotion now that this has almost 15,000 notes and you guys sure as hell won't see it if i reblog
My AO3! Not much there right now besides OC stuff, but more to come!
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it's fun because the things that appeal to me most about the three canonical evil clones/twins of hermitcraft are similar, but they're all different.
evil x appeals to me because he is very much Just Some Guy, for all that he's an evil force of nature; when he's sympathetic, it's because he's Just Some Guy who's been shackled to the terrible fate of being "evil", but when he's a villain (like in season eight!), the things that make him villainous also aren't the supernatural aesthetics, but the ways he is also the evil of being just some guy. for all the lightning and thunder and echo of xisuma's appearance, he isn't anyone special. (xisuma is.)
helsknight appeals to me for almost the opposite reason: this isn't just some guy, this is you, explicitly, a demon that possessed your clone and possesses all the things that are bad about you, magnified. he's a mirror, inherently, in his very creation. in the stories where he's a threat, he's menacing because he's a mirror of someone we should like; in the stories where he's sympathetic, we must confront how much of ourselves are also mirrors. (what happens if you don't like what you see in those mirrors, anyway?)
empires!false is somewhere in-between; she's not a mirror but she is the result. she's learning something you'd rather have forgotten about your past, and at her most sympathetic, we feel for the way she's been cast aside so false can 'fix her', the things done to her memory. at her least sympathetic, though, she's reflecting these pains onto others; violence begets violence, and even with it missing, the past begets her. there's no looking at empires!false without seeing the echoes of what false did to her. (there's no looking at false without it either.)
............then they also all appeal to me by being ridiculous failguys but like if you want to be DRAMATIC ABOUT IT, the ways they appeal to me are like the above,