#Face covered in mascara. Nose running. Farts stankin. Customers concerned.

[brood-mother]

on a lighter note my stomach gets really upset when I'm super stressed but it works in my favour bc I start farting so much it makes me stop crying bc the scenario of being the guy crying and farting in the fitting rooms at work is funny enough to shake me out of it

#Face covered in mascara. Nose running. Farts stankin. Customers concerned. #The mildly disconcerting soundtrack of wet sniffs + quiet yet persistent farts + the rhythmic beeping of a stock gun all coming from behind #A red velvet curtain in the back room... Its funny to me OK.