#FIRST OF ALL. happy birthday dasha!!! <3 ilysm | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

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Wanna wish my bff on here happy birthday we might be couple of years apart in age but our old souls and poor unfortunate mental healths were meant to meet and befriend.

Your opinion is always correct and you're the smartest person on this godforsaken hellsite, hellapp, and on all other blue letter logo hells in general. You're a language mastermind and i am but your lowly стажер who make the rare and alright pun sometimes in the right time sometimes not.

Your music taste is immaculate, so is your style. Your knowledge and opinions are sexy af and the only thing imperfect about you is your choice in internet friends couple of years younger than you because damn you could do better ANYWAY i LOVE you I'm so thankful i have you in my life pls don't take the negative part as an attempt to make this birthday card post (as opposed to postcard) as an attempt to rain on your parade i mean WE WISH we had control over the rain we NEED rain also it's November and not cold because us both are too hot with our correct opinions.

Also i k ow i know i should be talking about YOU but like I'm bad at this because like what can I say besides Mazal Tov, Happy Birthday, and according to Google Translate с днем рождения which how can you even read that's literally 3 consonants before the first vowel what is this also sanah khilweh ya jamilah ya ru7i inti 3umri my atonement moya dorogaya i think that's how u say it who knows anyway !

Truly, you're the best friend anyone could ever dream of you're funny you're always right you know many languages and you love linguistics you also understand why Dean is the best in spn even though u probably stopped watching at the right point and you love MCR like youre the perfect person like i may not be a lesbian but you're my lesbian role model and my intellectual crush (my looks crushes are Dasha and Nastia thanks for making my woman crushes increase sevenfold but like how are u not into women's sports y'know like you love musicals athletes are always acting out (women less than men but like still there's acting and it's also better than men's it's part of sports at this point tbh part of the fun too). I have MANY things i wanna say and just don't have the words for them rn it's wayyy too hot it's like Too Many degrees so temporary brain damage ANYWAY loml best person ever, most immaculate takes haver, the bestest of the bestest, pun overlady, my future bridesmaid and divorce witness because the system here is fucked up i hope i never marry but you're gonna be invited if i do and no don't bring anything juat make sure that u come there to have good food and yes I'll get you Vodka (I'm not an uncultured swine I'm an uncultured kosher animal) I'm rambling i truly am being overly dramatic but YES even if my wedding were to be a 30 people max event you'd be invited because you're like the big sister i wish I had and instead got something else from Santa because apparently Jewish kids don't deserve grandpa winter presents AND ALSO i forgot to say your food choices are also immaculate but you hate beer????? That's like -0.000004 in your personallity for the alcohol percentage in beer if you liked beer you'd have them but nooo you go with drinks that aren't likely to tAste like piss??? You have a normal human taste in alcohol??? DISAPPOINTING. jkjkjkjk you're superb no I'm not done btw so happy birthday to you, my friend whose name means tired you might be too tired but you're Yamaha/BMX/Harley Davidson Kind of two tired and i love you so much your tires are Michelin because of your immaculate taste and immaculate takes and the good fucking tea you share w me you're 3 Michelin stars and ∞ Michel Stars state of the art in all that comes to puns and jokes and also attentive and caring friend yeah words i have em words and ilysm my fellow academia critic okay jsyk I'm here for you as The goddess Shakira said whenever wherever and as Gerard Way said i dont love you like i did yesterday because i love you more anyway yeah you're the best ily Yamaha language goddess

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