#Duke Orlando stinkybutt catrissian

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My Idiot Son™️

#tuxedo cat #Duke Orlando stinkybutt catrissian

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I love my dummies. They’re organized right now in order from most fattest to least fattest, even though the least fattest weighs 19 lbs but he’s also well bigger than the other two so he’s just ~3 lbs overweight while the other two are about ~5 lbs overweight. Even with scheduled measured feedings on a special diet. Bless them.

#tuxedo cat #tuxie #duchess orla with the Chanel boots #duchess Oreo zoomies the experience #Duke Orlando stinkybutt catrissian

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My hand is his lovey.

Also he loves this blanket.

#Duke Orlando stinkybutt Catrissian #tuxedo cat #tuxie

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He.

#duke orlando stinkybutt catrissian #cat

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He.

#duke orlando stinkybutt catrissian #cats #cat #tuxies #he’s such a shape

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Left the house for a few hours. How dare I.

#cat #tuxedo cat #tuxie #duke orlando stinkybutt catrissian

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We’ve got a tree growing up the back of our house, which probably isn’t great structurally, but it also means that we now have a family of cardinals nesting above our hallway window.

The cats, especially Orlando, think this is the best thing that’s ever happened to them.

#cardinals #cats #duke orlando stinkybutt catrissian #birds #this is an eighteen pound cat mind you #he is not small

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Tbh the best part of the holiday season is seeing my idiot cats get even stupider when exposed to a lit Christmas tree.

#cat #tuxedo cat #duke orlando stinkybutt catrissian

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Every ~10-15 minutes, this dumb baby climbs higher and higher into the tree. I think his eventual goal is the star at the top, but he can’t quite reach it yet, so he just glares at me from whatever branch he manages to reach before I see and extract him.

#duke orlando stinkybutt catrissian #tuxedo cat #CHRISTMAS IS COMING #he's a menace to society

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I haven’t shown off these dummies in a minute! They are so lovey and so so SO stupid, it’s the best thing ever.

#duchess oreo zoomies the experience #duchess orla with the chanel boots #duke orlando stinkybutt catrissian #cats #tuxedo cats

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More cats 🖤🖤🖤

Now officially named Duchess Orla With the Chanel Boots, Duchess Oreo Zoomies the Experience, and Duke Orlando Stinkybutt Catrissian.

#kittens #Sammy the small spawn #duchess Orla with the Chanel boots #duchess Oreo Zoomies the experience #Duke Orlando stinkybutt Catrissian

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Christmas has been good but I think Orlando here is broken.

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Orlando’s derpiness cannot be overstated.

#kittens #Duke Orlando stinkybutt Catrissian