#Dr. Doofenshmirtz age regression

[eflen-n-reegee]

Caregiver Heinz Doofenshmirtz Headcanons (Phineas and Ferb)

His greatest wish is to give you the childhood he wanted for himself. He spoils you with gifts, showers you with attention, and frequently tells you how important you are to him.

(He also tries very hard to avoid talking about his childhood around you. He doesn’t want you to worry about his problems.)

He loves putting on big musical numbers for you, much to both your delight. He’s a major showman and loves to entertain you.

If you mention you want something, he will find it for you. It may take years, but he will find it.

On that topic, he listens to you so intently. Even if you’re baby-babbling and making no sense, he gives you his full and complete attention and adds in little comments and responses.

Your birthday is one of the biggest days of his year, and he always goes all out to give you the best birthday ever.

He loves to have dramatic play-fights with you - and of course you always beat him. “Curse you, Kiddy the Kiddo!”

He is super protective of you, to an almost ridiculous degree. He always has emergency supplies for any possible discomfort you might experience, and he is very stern about things you can and can’t do - no swimming without floaties, no playing with his inventions, etc.

(Well, there are a few inventions you can play with. He builds a crib-inator that can rock you to sleep in minutes, a toy-inator that can create brand new toys out of random items, a babysitter-inator that takes care of you whenever he’s away…)

Taking over the tri-state area is his second biggest goal; the first is to keep you happy. If he has to give up the tri-state area for your sake, he’ll do it in a heartbeat; because you’re so much more important.

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[buttercupagere]

dr. doofenshmirtz as a caregiver <3

"hello, little monster! i have a special gift for you today. behold- my babe-inator!! one blast with this will turn you into a baby! i can make you a bottle of evil milk and make you some toast with evil faces on it. and then, i have... my nap-inator! it will put you right to sleep so i don't have to listen to waaa, waaa, waaa crying all night. no! do not give me those puppy dog eyes, they don't work on me! ....alright. you can have ice cream. and then the nap-inator will put you to sleep... good dreams guaranteed!"

requested by anon!

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[age-regressor-culture-is]

Age regressor culture is being jumpscared by something and then suddenly, BAM, you are smol and fragile

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#Surprise! it's the smolinator #(<- to be read in a dr heinz doofenshmirtz voice) #age regressor culture is #agere #age regression #sfw agere #sfw agere blog #agere community #age regressor #agere blog