I think they should fall into the river and drown (im insane about these damn old men....)
Anyway i drew this for a little thing I wrote, its under the read more !!
shout out to my friends for proofreading it we got rid of like 10 'he would's
It was the ass-crack of dawn, as Clef often put it. They had left around 5 minutes ago, while it was still dark. Now, the dawn light was scattered through the leaves. The rushing water became audible as he and Kondraki's footsteps crushed the excessive undergrowth along the old path. Clef mourned their timing, gazing at the barren blackberry bushes that littered the entire forest.
“Couldn't we have gone in summer?” he asked, hands in his pockets as he carefully stepped down from a large rock.
“As if either of us were available. Fishing's better in fall anyway”
Kondraki, at this point in the trip, had long since given up trying to make the shorter man shut his trap. He just wanted to get to the water faster, not wanting to miss the small window of time when the fish are most active. The river wasn't far, but trekking through the overgrowth was taking longer than expected.
Kondraki wished he had brought a machete, becoming irritated at the amount of times his fishing pole became stuck in passing bushes, despite his best efforts.
“If you don't catch a massive fucking fish bigger than the creel I'm gonna be disappointed, Konny.” They crossed through the last narrow clearing in the brush, finally able to see the river. Now walking on gravel, Kondraki took the lead and walked over to a jutting mass of rock close to the mouth of the creek. He placed his rod against it as he climbed on top and opened a pocket in his vest. Finding a flat enough section of the rock, Clef sat and pulled out a spoon from the creel. “Gimme the end of your line.”
“Excuse me? Like hell I'm letting you choose a lure for me. I thought I already had a-” He squinted as he looked for the end of the line, with no hook to be found. “Oh, motherfucker.”
“Must have gotten lost.” Clef said, sporting a shit-eating grin. ”I like this one, lemme tie it for you.“ He showed off the spoon, it was neon and spotted like a more garish trout.
“No.”
“Come on, I know just as well as you do how to tie a knot.”
“Knowing you, your stench is gonna kill the damn fish.”
“Don't they have a good sense of smell? Call it an improvement. I bet they'd love it.“
”Know what, maybe you're right. It'd make sense if the only thing that could be attracted to you is a fish.“
Kondraki grabbed the line and found his way to the end of it, flicking up the bail to allow it to extend further and handed it off to Clef.
”What does that say about you then?“ Clef said, taking the line and delicately tying the spoon on with a tight knot.
”It says nothing, because you're the ugliest man I've had the displeasure of knowing.“
”You're so sweet, I try.“
”Shut the fuck up before I throw your ass into the river.“
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“We die in the dark so you can live in the light.”
My entry for the Characters & MTFs category of the Visual Archives contest on the SCP WIKI ^^~
This took forever, and with a total character count of 33 I’m pretty happy! [Character list/placement + flats below the cut ]
Character list
Top to bottom left to right
- Dr. Talloran/SCP-3999 (top middle)
On top of/behind 408/682 /back row
- Dr. Moose
- Paul Kim (There is no antimemetics division)
- Marian Weaver (also TINAD)
- Dr. Zyn Kiryu
- Dr. Kondraki
- Draven Kondraki
- Dr. King
-Dr. Lillihanner
- Dr. Blank
- Dr. Riven Mercer
- Dr. Asheworth
- Dr. Mann
Front row
- Dr. Xi Taki
- Dr. Wynn
- Dr. Rune
- Dr. Everwood
- Dr. Glass
- Dr. Kain Pathos Crow
- Dr. Gears
- Dr. Iceberg
- (Dr Rights is behind them)
- Dr. Cimmerian
- Agent Adams
- Dr. Wettle/SCP-7000
- Placeholder McDoctorate
- Dr. Solkovsky
In the very VERY front on the floor
- Dr. Clef
- Dr. Roth
- Dr. Nerys
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He's here
As someone who literally owns and regularly plays a ukulele, drawing a ukulele was about to be the reason i got put on life support
Reference photo
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hell yeah i love Gay Men In Greyscale!
its really hard tk tell whats happening in the first one but i spenf two hours (literally half of my WHOLE LIFE) drawinf it, so im NOT gonna change anything
in the second one theyre at a conference and neither of them are wearing lab coats cause i hate drawing lab coats
more art dump below
i literally spent THE WHOLE DAY drawing them, so a very tottally absolutely sosososososoososo productive day.
i tried colorinf one of the images above but i both got bored and found it to dificult so its really lazy
also unfinished portrait, theres a clef one too but looks really off and slimy, not even in a self deprecating way 😭, i realised about half way thru how uncanny it looked and just decided to keep going cause i was to lazy to start over.
i drew icwberg and gears too, but im still figuring out exactly how i want the both of em to look so i wont really be posting those till then
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Dr. Clef fanart !! First time posting on Tumblr so I don’t really know how these type of things goes, but I hope if anyone sees this likes it!!
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Clef shimeji!!
Do you want the most horrible gremlin in your screen? Come and get it!
This was inspired by @balalaka who did Dr. Glass you should go check it too!
I may or may not do more, it took almost two days, but looks silly, I hope some of you enjoy!
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