#Derek's ass is one of those thiccccccc Dairy Queen Blizzards that can be held upside down without falling out of the cup

[noyzinerd]

Yes, yes, claws. Big bad werewolf, so very scary, yadda yadda. Whatever. Not important.

You know what is important? Derek Hale's fucking booty pop.

Holy Jesus, the bounce on that ass is like the distance to the moon and back!

God damn. I wonder if he has chonic back pain carrying that thing around. I mean, I know I fucking would if I had to lug around two Jupiters made of Jello every day.

Now, notice how he doesn't shake his hips or twerk his pelvis in any way? Like, his back and legs show his perfectly still skeleton?

This means that that is all just supple butt flesh involuntarily rippling under his sudden movement like setting down a plate of flan.

His ass looks like it was fucking startled.

#Teen Wolf #Derek Hale #tyler hoechlin #🍑 #Sterek #Could bounce that ass off a quarter #No you heard me right #You wanna talk about milkshakes that bring all the boys to the yard #Derek's ass is one of those thiccccccc Dairy Queen Blizzards that can be held upside down without falling out of the cup