#Deirta has lived so many lifetimes of this

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Okay but hilarious as it is, it actually makes so much sense that elves (not just Essek) are probably super anal about labelling and clearing out their houses on occasion. Think how much clutter you can build up in your home in just a year and then compile that by centuries. Elves have to ritually Marie Kondo their living spaces otherwise they end up buried in an avalanche of possessions.

Basically what I'm saying is give me little Essek and Verin having their first decluttering lesson with the Umavi and every time she holds up another moorbounder beanie baby to add to the trash pile they scream NO in unison.

#critical role #cr2 #essek thelyss #Verin with 20+ moorbounder beanie babies #they all have individual names and personalities #Essek isn't as attached but he will defend Verin's collection to the death #Elves teaching toddlers to let go of the material is the biggest headach of child rearing #Deirta has lived so many lifetimes of this #she is t i r e d #deirta thelyss #verin thelyss