#Dadstopher

[chibishortdeath]

Christopher yippie!!!! His games are fun, the Mr Dad Belmont. Idk how to edit this so that one picture is larger than the others so uh yeah

Also a doodle based on the joke that he looked anemic as I was coloring him lol. Soleil is being a good helpful son rn (he can use the microwave)

#castlevania #castlevania games #my art #castlevania artists #christopher belmont #Christopher Belmont deserves better #soleil belmont #<— he also deserves better #Mr dad Belmont #Chadstopher #Dadstopher #idk what other jokes to make with his name um

[eleccy]

gets up on stage

taps the mic

mic feedback screeches

erhem erhem. may i have your attention please. dadstoph.

a few people start clapping and cheering. the rest of everyone just kind of looks around confused.

i make them read my fic.

now everyone is clapping and cheering. im a genius.

#listen if you dont think kristoph is an older brother and a dad #you dont know SHIT about aa4 #that mf has toxic pta mom energy #if you fuck with klavier and apollo you fuck with him and thats that on that #tired of pretending its not the case cuz it is #thats why it hit so hard when apollo and klavier were roasting him in court in the end there. #like. thats why phoenix did that. cuz he knew the best way to get kristoph to completely collapse #was to attack his role as a nurturer. thats what makes him go ballistic. its his crazy button