#DRACHMA BALLSSSSSSSSSSS

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A review of the Dumb Jokes Jello kept out of the Sky Pirate Girlfriends video

The Valuan Armada is only allowed to attack one place one time, they get one shot. They nearly kill Vyse and his friends twice but never actually succeed because they completely where the base they lived at was completely.

Drachma is every beast to exist, including being Vyrsas older brother by implication of being a Gigas. (I give the funny moments not the context)

Vigoro is hated by every single person on both the sides of good and evil, and also being the only person in the entire world who intentionally deadnames Vyrsa. The elders reveal their biggest regret wasnt creating super weapons capable of destroying civilizations, but that they never killed Vigorors ancestors.

The history behind “Samuses Husband” is revealed, I don’t remember who it was that made the Oc of Samus’ Husband but it’s fucking incredible (no he does not have a name besides ‘Samuses Husband’, I believe his characterization and origin are told in the first VOD)

Belleza continually disguising herself in increasingly obvious ways, with Team-Rocket tier disguises after the events with Bellena

The increasing absurdity in Aika and Fina buying a ship with 10,000 gold in only a week on a waitresses Salary

Enrique gets sick easily on boats, Jello jokes that Fina doesn’t know what vomit is, so when we actually see Finas home everyone immediately is disgusted, and then it gets INFINITELY worse due to the worst dungeon design ever conceived.

Ramirez and Galcian are extremely gay for each other, to the point of pet names and dramatically trying to kill others out of rage when one perishes. The Dudes Rock to the Trios Polyamory

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#Skies of arcadia #sky pirate girlfriends #jelloapocalypse #I just finished the main vods and it feels so inspiring #And then soul crushing because you understand every Skies fans’ experience with never getting a sequel prequel or remake #What a horrible fate #But still what an amazing game #Incredible how a joke playthrough might’ve ended up creating a whole new generation of Skies of Arcadia fans #Alongside people relating heavily to Vyse being trans #And the inherent love and possibilities of Polyamory #DRACHMA BALLSSSSSSSSSSS