#Cyno my man can't catch a break can he

[nyxthejinx]

"Please hold the line"

-Scarlet was helping the leader of her Xingqiu literature club at a convention in the center of the city, right now she was in charge of directing the line through the area assigned to the friend's point of sale-

-The club had the following participants: Xingqiu (the leader), Kokomi, Mika, Razor, Kazuha, Itto and Al-Haitham. Although Haitham was in three other clubs, Itto only entered because her friend Kuki told her that she should strengthen her reading skills, the same for Razor (but Razor entered of her own free will), Kazuha was like a leaf in the breeze, sometimes not even They realized that he was close and when they knew that he was there it was a dilemma sometimes to understand him with all that poetry that he uses as a dialect.-

….

"Good job Scarlett! Take a break, Itto has already arrived and will help us for the rest of the day." -Xingqiu gave the redhead a fruit drink, which he drank in one go. Meanwhile, Kokomi told the big oni what he should do, Razor and Al-Haitham were in charge of the register, Kazuha and Mika attended to the people in line and recommended new works that Xingqiu had just released-

"Okay dude" -Scarlet decided to go to the food court and buy a hamburger and a smoothy. She called Adelinde, as she asked him to take care of her pet geeko Raby. She almost choked with laughter with her drink when Adelinde told her that Raby launched himself to attack Kaeya's face, since the blue-haired stole the fig that the little reptile wanted to eat.-

….

"Excuse me, can I have those keyrings?" -Scarlet was buying some Kuriboh keyrings, one red and one purple. Ever since she met Cyno, she felt an almost instant crush, and she knew that the card dueling nerd was one of the most hunted men on campus, she had to hurry to ask him on a date-

…

"Hey Scarlet"

-The redhead jumped in fright, she was on a bench near a fountain in the convention center. Speaking of the king of Rome, here was her lover, Cyno, in front of her, the only thing the redhead could think of was that the albino looked a little more attractive than usual with the clothes he was wearing today, which most caught her eye. attention was the hood of his sweatshirt, it had jackal ears-

"H-Hi Cyno"

….

-After half an hour talking to those two nerds, Scarlet was called by her friends, Itto had problems with the line of people.-

"damn… sorry Cyno, duty calls"

"do not worry I understand"

"I almost forget it!" -The redhead handed him the purple Kuriboh keychain and smiled at him, holding the red Kuriboh for the albino to see-

"Now we are combined, bye Cyno!" -The redhead left now, running towards the place assigned to her club leader to save Itto from a herd of angry and stressed people-

"…. heh… you will be my downfall, my ruby" -The albino was blushing, a soft and sweet joy flooded her heart, the redhead really had him foolish with love.

Can you guess who Raby was in the old world?

omfg i almost choked on my tea at the Raby part pls 💀best boi in every universe, both as a decayed god and gecko pet. I imagine the two of them having a soft moment at reader's house and Raby says NOP, falling from the ceiling directly onto Cyno's head.

He's not scared of him, but yk who wouldn't panic with a lizard on their head- chaos ensues, with scarlet wheezing on the floor, a worried Diluc opening the door, ready to throw hands with the guy who's always too close to their sibling, only to find him fighting for his life, Raby biting cyno's ear and hiding in his hood, reader doing NOTHING to help him.

#honestly feral pets>>>> #those who only listen to their owner but their owner is even more feral #Cyno my man can't catch a break can he #| genshin impact 🌓 | #| nyx answers ✨ |

[kishibe-kisser]

Hiya hun!💕

I have a req for: kaveh, diluc, heizou and cyno!

“You return their shirt/sweater cuz it doesn’t smell like them anymore “

Hehe thank youuu 🤭💕💕

This is like a really cute request :(

Kaveh:

The second he noticed one of his shirts had gone missing, he knew you were the culprit. While it didn't really bother him, he couldn't let you know that. Kaveh lived to irritate you just a little bit. "You know that shirt is one of my favorites, can't believe you're taking it from me. Just don't ruin it."

He kept that energy up every time he caught you in the shirt. Though it secretly warmed his heart to know you had a little piece of him on you. You'd catch him looking at you with a smile only for him to realise and make a straight face. "Yeah, yeah you look cute or whatever."

"What does my little shirt thief want?" Kaveh asked, taking note of the floor creaking behind him. He was bent over his work and well definitely needing a break, he was glad for your intrusion. "Well..." You started, making the man turn to you with a cocked brow. You had his shirt in your hands and you looked guilty, it made Kaveh expect the worst.

"Your shirt doesn't smell like you anymore. So I'm giving it back." You handed the fabric back to him, taking note of the way his expression softened. As a matter of fact, he felt his chest tighten and ache at your words. You were wearing it because it smelt like him. He took it from you gently, looking at it before placing it on the table. Tipping your chin up and made you look at him, showing you that sweet and caring side that liked to come out for you.

"You know I was always only joking right? My whole closet is free for you to use."

Diluc:

His shirt ended up on your body after a particularly long night... a cold rush of wind having come through the window as you lay in bed, bare and talking. He watched you put it on with smile. "That looks better on you than it does on me."

From that moment on it kind of became yours, wearing it tucked into your pants/skirt when you left the house. It always filled him with pride to see, it fed the possessive side of him. Especially when you would be gone for longer than a day. "You see Y/N? They look so good in my clothes."

Diluc watched you wander into the winery, his shirt not on your body this time but slung over your arm. He couldn't help his slight disappointment, it had become his new favorite thing to see you wander around in his clothes. "Hello, my love." He said, arm wrapping around your waist and pulling you close. "What do you have there?" He added on and took the shirt from your hands.

"I'm giving your shirt back." You said, hands coming up to play with his hair a little as you spoke. "It doesn't smell like you anymore, so I'm giving it back." Diluc found himself smiling, blushing even. If anyone else would have been present he would have been incredibly flustered. "That's why you've been wearing it so much?" He asked, watching as you nodded.

"We can go upstairs and I can give you this shirt, do a replay of how you got my other shirt in the first place."

Heizou:

He was such a hard worker, being a detective taking up so much time. You often found yourself waiting at home for him, late, missing him and worrying about him. In those times you would pull out your favorite sweater of his for him to find you asleep in it. "Miss me so much you decided to pull out my sweater? That's okay. I'm sorry I was late again."

You don't wear it often, only to run out of the house quickly or to go run errands. It's a comfort piece of clothing for you, something you put on when you just need that little extra push in the day. Heizou loves catching you in it as well, seeing you walk around town as he's working wearing his sweater. It makes him all giddy, even though no one's allowed to know it. "I love catching you wearing my clothes out, it's like you take a piece of me with you during your day."

He dropped his things to the floor, looking at you sprawled out on the bed wearing your pajamas and not his sweater. "Oh? Am I in the dog house because I came home late again? You're not wearing my sweater." Heizou remarked, crawling over you and laying down. He was obviously tired from his day and now, he thought you were upset.

"About that. Here you go." You said, reaching behind you and pulling the sweater from under his pillow. He looked at it in confusion, truly thinking he had done something wrong. "I need you to wear it to sleep tonight so that it smells like you again." You told him and he released the breath he wasn't even aware he was holding.

"I thought I did something wrong! Of course I can wear the sweater tonight."

Cyno:

Nights in the desert tended to get cold and while that didn't bother Cyno, he knew you would get cold and came prepared just for the occasion. Seeing you shiver out of the corner of his eyes as you stared up at the stars. "You look freezing, you should have prepared better. You know it gets cold in the desert, luckily I brought a sweater for you."

While he won't admit it, the prettiest you look to him is in the morning, wearing his sweater, waking up after a long night. You just look so pretty in the morning sun, not to mention the way his clothes sit on your body. "Look at you, so pretty in my sweater. Good morning my stars, were you nice and warm last night?"

"Why aren't you wearing my sweater?" Cyno asked, his arm around you for warmth rather that his clothes. He didn't generally enjoy pda, for the sake of keeping up his role as General. Today was an exception because of just how cold you looked. You burried your face further into his chest, inhaling deeply and wondering just how regulated his body temperature.

"It doesn't smell like you anymore." You mumbled into his chest and he made you look at him. "What was that?" His golden eyes piercing through your own. You found yourself flustered before clearing your throat. "It doesn't smell like you anymore. So I didn't want to wear it." It was dumb and you felt like he was going to say something about it, but his soft expression surprised you.

"Well, you're in luck. Today you get it from the source."

A/N: sorry this took so long, I have jetlag and am feeling sick so it all took a little longer than I meant for it to.

#genshin #genshin x reader #kaveh #kaveh x reader #diluc #diluc x reader #heizou #heizou x reader #cyno #cyno x reader

[meili-sheep]

Cyno: Confess.

Heizou: I have nothing to confess.

Cyno: Yes you do.

Heizou: No I don’t.

Cyno: Yes you do and I’m keeping you like this until you spit it out.

Heizou: Oh, come on! Blood rushing to the brain vis hanging upside down? Quite the mediocre tactic you’ve decided to use this time, Cyno.

Cyno: (sits and waits)

Heizou: Huh, the ground is supposed to be below me, right? Or is it above because of my current predicament?

Cyno: (completely silent)

Heizou: Cyno, tell me you aren’t just going to sit there like that? You’ll get wrinkles faster with that stony face!

Cyno: (still in the same position)

Heizou: (rolls his eyes) Wow, the silent treatment. Real mature of you.

Five minutes later . . .

Heizou: (swinging around erratically) I’m telling you, I only took one card and it’s back at my place!

Cyno: Two of them are missing. Where’s the other one?

Heizou: I don’t know where it is right now and I’d remember if I wasn’t hanging like this and I wasn’t so dizzy!

Cyno: (cuts him down and lets Heizou fall) You have 30 seconds until I string you back up.

Heizou: (immediately tries to run off, only to stumble and fall on his own feet, groaning) Man alive, why is the sky on the ground?

Cyno: 20 . . .

Heizou: (protesting) Okay, maybe it’s in one of Tighnari’s books because I was using it as a bookmark, but I’ll be sure in about five minutes or so-

Cyno: Thank you. I would also like you to sign this. (hands him a piece of paper)

Heizou: (still a bit woozy) What is it?

Cyno: (deadpans) An acknowledgement for a restraining order.

Heizou: But what for-

Cyno: (already walking away) If you break this, I have legal permission to hunt you down.

Heizou: (calls back) As if you could catch me anyway! (pauses) At least help me up?

Cyno: (walking further) You have an Anemo Vision. You can do it yourself.

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Heizou: Before we start saying anything, he started it.

Cyno: No, I finished it. You’re just being a brat.

Yanfei: (exhales deeply) First of all, Cyno, you didn’t have to dangle Heizou off of a cliff with your polearm!

Heizou: Thank you, so-

Yanfei: (pointedly at Heizou) And you didn’t have to steal Cyno’s hood!

Heizou: I needed it for a case! How else was I going to track down the person behind the Sumpter Beast theft?

Cyno: (grumbles) What did my hood have to do with it?

Heizou: (smugly) You and the suspect use the same kind of laundry detergent. Did not know you liked sweet flowers that much, by the way.

Yanfei: Regardless, this isn’t the first time you two have gone back and forth on this.

Cyno: (shrugs) You’re not wrong, but it wouldn’t be a problem if someone wasn’t always antagonizing me-

Heizou: As if I’m the only one to blame! You’re always getting in my way and messing up my process-

Yanfei: (exasperated) Guys, don’t even start with that! It’s roughly even between the both of you and I have proof. (summons a very large book and plops it down in front of her)

Cyno & Heizou: (shut their mouths)

Yanfei: We could look through the documentation too if you guys want, but I believe the point has been made. Anyway, your bickering and petty arguments are starting to affect our performance as a functioning and cohesive investigate unit. So I have a solution. Your right and left hand respectively please?

As soon as the two men present their hands, there are handcuffs snapped into place, linking them together.

Heizou: No, no, no you gotta be kidding!

Cyno: (already trying to pick it, but failing miserably) You can’t do this to me. This has to be illegal.

Yanfei: (shrugs) Sorry! Direct orders from the boss. And Yelan designed those to be unlockable unless it’s with the key.

Heizou: (also trying to pick the lock regardless) How long am I supposed to live like this?

Yanfei: He said around a month or two.

Cyno & Heizou: (at the same time) What?!?

————

Cyno and Heizou are forced to be together against their own will, what will they do?

I can't decide if Diluc picked this up from Adelinde doing it to him and Kaeya or if Diluc did it just to create chaos. Maybe it's a bit of both.

Diluc and Yanfei absolutely enjoy the show, though.

As Cyno starts to explain his jokes to Heizou and Heizou is certain this is how he's gonna die. He's gonna actually die from boredom. Though I imagine Both are calmed down after about a week or so.

And Heizou actually comes to work and is mellowed out, and Sara just storms into Diluc's office and just

"HOW DO YOU CONTROL HIM?"

"I don't."

"Wha-"

"I out gremlin, that little gremlin."

And Sara becomes aware of how dangerous Master Diluc is.

#The Teyvat Detective Club #yanfei #yanfei genshin impact #shikanoin heizou #heizou #cyno genshin impact #cyno #diluc ragnvindr #diluc

[seelestia]

'ELLO MATE HOW ARE YOU I AM BACK-

they've disbanded me from the shadow realm!! thankfully it seems like they resolved the issue faster this time yayyyy

ohhh i see! i am biased to the jp version bc i am familiar with the va but i've been getting used to his en va too! i haven't listened to his korean va actually, maybe i should do that 👀

for zhongli... all of his va has their own charms i can't choose 😭 i love the en version va (but dear lord he grunts a lot like seriously grandpa you ok do you need to rest lol) but again, i am biased to his jp va bcs i am super familiar with maeno... i had a phase where i listened to jp drama cds in the past and he's one of my most favorite va hahah

itto was so good to me... i pulled for him with my brother in our parents' house and i screamed when i got him (cause i wasn't expecting him at all), and my brother yelled along with me, and my parents were like "WHAT HAPPENED" lmao it was chaos-

i borrowed my friends' luck and they did a total of 10 pulls for me on cyno banner.... good news: 1) i got candace, 2) i got a 5 star. bad news: it's qiqi lmao ah well at least i have guaranteed now!!

LOL it's ok i can always bow or stand on the lower ground so you can pat my head (cause i do like my headpats <3) hskdjsjdj i can only be savage in writing tho. i'm too timid to be savage when speaking ;x

all the headpats for lin~ i am excited for his voicelines too! i love that he'll help us spam ult hakdjs yes more meteors yessss *evil raccoon laughter*

RIN JIE, YOU'RE BACKKK — ahem, what i mean to say is that i've been faring quite well, as per usual! it pleases me greatly that you've returned, dearest cousin. i assume your journey has been rewarding? did it help in loosening the burden on your mind as you expected? i hope it was, lest the days i had spent missing your presence would all be for naught then.

finally, the results from our anxious wait bear its fruits. i was honestly getting concerned, especially after what happened previous times before. it serves me great joy to see you around again, truly. hm, i suppose saying "yay" would be a better way to express myself? hehe, yay!

breaking character for a sec to say that ayato's korean voice is luring me into a hole and i am absolutely and willingly following 🕳️🚶how ironic, i thought we've already established that he is, indeed, an elderly soul trapped in a young man's body? i'm starting to believe that his true age is manifesting itself through the cracking noises made by his bones. (/lh) i see, so you're similar to me; the familiarity just had that sense of preciousness that attaches itself to us~

that oni has always been clumsy and leaves trails of chaos wherever he goes... but who would've guessed he did an excellent job at coming home to you? ha, i can almost see him seething at me for saying that in the corner of my mind. i also assume your brother was mentally eating this snack called popcorn in his hands while everything went down? how amusing, hehe.

even with the power of borrowed luck, the child is still very fond of you. hm, i was looking forward to seeing a disheartened expression on your face but you seem to be looking at the bright side instead, what a letdown. aha, i was jesting, of course. i also happen to experience the same event as you did; i happened to meet a certain forest watcher from sumeru instead of the well-known general mahamatra, but i have no complaints. the both of us now have guaranteed luck for the next banner that comes around, wonderful! although for me, i don't have a specific character i'm keeping my eyes on since it seems like the yashiro commissioner's return seems very distant in the future. but perhaps, one will catch my eyes soon enough. nahida, perhaps? maybe, even that spirited fatui harbinger with the ginger hair.

i can see why you compare yourself to madam kujou sara... if i may be so bold, i'd say you're akin to a puddle of tender goo hidden inside a cold exterior? it's quite entertaining to see you let loose so easily around mr. zhongli. love is an interesting factor that stirs one's soul, indeed.

(and ty for the headpats, lin is very flustered by them <3 actually, speaking of voicelines, it reminds me of the in-game script/template for voicelines that you did! 👀 and yesss, ult spam is satisfying, especially in domains 🤌)

#enjoy this flat-toned and non-emoticon version of lia while you can (/j) #i sound dead inside HELDPOADK ayato are you proud of me 🥸 #BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY !! welcome back rin jie <3 #ask box! 📬 #visitor: dearest rin! 💠