#Celebrant the sphinx Ronodin and Gavarog in order

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Everything sucks a lot lately but sometimes i still can open my eyes so here !! Villains !!

#yes yall guessed this ones are old and i dont really like some of them but its better than nothing !! ig #I once met a boy in a bus who was pretty af with brown skin and dark curly hair and those special type of black eyes whogot their own shine #And he was close to me and asked for the time with an accent i have yet to know from where and boy WAS I STUNNED #He smiled at me it was so cliche and cursi and cute #however I never saw him again #this was a long time ago also #Idk if i was reading fablehaven on that time but he always gave me Gavin vibes or Gavin always gave me him vibes idk #fablehaven #dragonwatch #fhdw #Celebrant #ronodin the dark unicorn #Navarog #the sphinx #Celebrant the sphinx Ronodin and Gavarog in order

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fablehaven sexy man march madness bracket

Now let me explain…

1. This was made before the first poll closed and I am sticking to it even if it is now incorrect.

2. I will put a ✅ or an ❌ if the prediction was correct or incorrect.

Ahem…

First Round

Ronodin must win. The Sphinx is no sexy man. I think this one is self-explanatory. ✅

Come on, guys. Dale? Dale versus my first literary crush and absolute charmer Warren? Warren is everything a sexy man can be. Charming, handsome, funny, a little fruity at times—ideal man. Ideal Tumblr man ✅

Again, easy one. Navarog is such a strong contender. He is young, he is twink. He is again someone my young self would have absolutely blasted across all of your feeds if I had tumblr. Celebrant is great—but not great enough. ✅

Okay, I saw the results for this. I am disappointed, Fablehaven fandom. Hugo over Raxtus? Imagine a fairy boy raxtus anime drawing. That has such tumblr potential. Hugo—big dirt baby. Adorable dirt baby. But not a sexy man. ❌

Now, Bracken and Garreth is tough. Because logically I do know that Bracken is the number one love interest. However, I feel, in my heart, that if Fablehaven was much bigger and had a screen presence maybe, Garreth would be the best friend everyone would want to see Kendra with. Sure, does he have any personality in canon? No. And that is absolutely perfect for Tumblr sexy man. He can be anything you want. He is baby girl and sexy man all at once. Now, as we head into the runoff for this one, I am counting on you all. (this one was a tie) (Also, I have written literally the only two works on ao3 that have Garreth in them so I do in fact feel a personal stake in this) (please)

Patton and Tanu. Tanu is amazing, but Patton, again, guys, let’s think back to your first read as maybe a young one. Maybe it was just me, but Patton was literally dream guy in big, cursive letters. He may have lost the sexy man competition, but he has a place in my heart. ❌

Errol and Mr. Lich is interesitng because they’re both dependent on very little canon screen time. I would even say that Errol probably has more. But I am thinking of a Fablehaven show, and I am thinking of the edits of Mr. Lich standing silently beside the Sphinx and edits that like zoom in on the brief touches between the two. Anyway ✅

For Newel and Doren, I honestly have no feelings. In my head, the only difference is that Newel got rabies in the second or third book (third. I think. GOTSP) and Doren didn’t. I think Doren is more baby girl and Newel is more “oh god, what is that?” Either way, it’s a coin toss for me. I guess it just depends if people were into Newel in rabid mode. ✅

Now it’s harder to go past the first round, seeing as some of my predictions were already wrong. However, I will give my case for what I think are the strongest contenders.

In order of weakest to strongest:

As aforementioned, Patton is dreamboat, at least in my memory. Let’s forget all the thinking I did after i first read it about the coercion in him and Lena’s relationship and instead focus on how I felt before I examined the book at all. And how I felt was enamored! Super cool guy, but I think what is holding him back is his age. And that we see him super old. Kind of kills the attraction.

Next, Warren. Warren is literally sexy man. He is the sexy man before Navarog shows up. Because let’s be real, when I first read that Kendra had that little crush on him, I wasn’t thinking “oh my god, he’s your cousin!” That wasn’t even crossing my mind. I was thinking, me too girl!

Now, we have Navarog. Gavarog. My sweet baby boy Gavin. Gavin is a stuttering love interest that turns out to be a demon dragon. He is literally gorgeous lovers to enemies, and if Fablehaven had any screen presence—the absolute amount of edits you would see of him would be insane. As he would deserve.

Finally, what is there to say about Ronodin? He checks every mark and I will be so incredibly surprised if we does not come out on top. He inserts sexual tension into literally any scene he’s in (no I have not read the fifth book, no I have not read that proposal scene) and he is such sexy man. So many Fablehaven characters are closer to baby girl, male wife, girl boss, but Ronodin? He is ultimate Fablehaven Sexyman

Share your thoughts! And thank you to @carolinelikesdinner for organizing @fablehaven-sexyman. Absolute delight in my spring break!

Also it was insane seeing just how close literally all the polls were. The division!

#fhdw #fablehaven #dragonwatch #fablehaven sexyman #or whatever the tag is #ronodin #navarog