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#CANDACE IF SHE WAS EPIC‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
blushft · 21 hours
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i showed this one lady a photo of my dog and i was like giggling about my dog like ahhahh dogs are so dumb she has one brain and it is SMALL!!! and then she was like haha so true !! . what is his name ? :) and i was like haha oh her name is cali :))))))))) because that is her name and then the lady was like eerrmrmmm i dont really think dogs have any concept of gender, so it doesnt really matterrrr and i looked at her really awkwardly like i didn't "ccorrect" her or anything before that idk i just call my dog she/her because the vet said she and her and my dog does not give a shit infact that dumb ass eats bird shit off the ground and pukes it up on the couch which is pretty gnarly but not in the good way. gnarly in the icky nasty way . i thnk that we shoul call all dogs and othar animals by whatevar we want to . for example, like i had a rat named tony and he was a "female" rat but it was funny as hell to say TONY BALONEY in a panicked voice when he crawled on my neck and the rat did not give a shit. plus that one actually got rat tumors LATER than the cisgender rat who was named candace like (can this dick joke ) so if anything being trans is pretty fucking cool and heatlhey 1000% better more heatlh. maybe the hamstar that pisses on peopel and bites my father can be a woman if she wants to be one and it makes sense because my fathur is transphobic so if like. if i was a trans animal i think i would bite him too because if he got rabies they would probaly not charge me four murdr in the US court system on account of me being a hamtper and that would be epic. any way my dog cali is NON BINAry because of this altercation and no one can realy tell me other wizse because i dont fuckng care what they say about Cali. she is a dog and she likes to be pet but Do Not pick her up unless you are holding her baby style or she will get angrey and bark at you. she vomited on the coughch last week after eating chicken shit and bugs in the grass outsid e .
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this image is my dog that is NON BINARY stay woke, liubareals! 🫶🫶🫶🫶🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️‼️‼️‼️💥🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈👍👍🫶🫡🫡🫡
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