#BONUS POINTS if you decide to rule via tadpole and enslave ascended astarion

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I do think that Evil Durge and Ascended Astarion is fucking hilarious though. Like yaas bitches, flush your character development down the toilet! Have insane power struggles! Make each other worse! Kill each other!

It's literally so funny.

#bg3 #bg3 spoilers #two things i will never play but like to think about/see others do cuz it's hilarious #two edgelords just trying to out-joker each other #ascended astarion: you will sit in my lap and be my little bitch #durge: actually i will flay you alive for my own amusement #BONUS POINTS if you decide to rule via tadpole and enslave ascended astarion #that is fucking BRILLIANT #uno reverse card his ass #all of that ... 7000 souls ... just to become brainwashed by a bhaalspawn #he really is a fucking girlfailure isn't he #i love it #ascended astarion is so good when he's either dead or being bullied by someone more powerful than him