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777seven777 · 1 year

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how i think creepypastas would act while high:

(goofy/fandom version creeps part 2)

(i’m even more stoned than in the last post so bare with me pls and thank)

HOODIE (yay ft. marble hornets!) 📝

- (ngl i can barely type so this is about to be good) a pro. he even knows smoke tricks and becomes pretty balsey when high (he smacks jeff and beats him in a fight, too, right before jeff greens out). he likes his mask on bc having red eyes embarrasses him 😖 toby and masky definitely make jokes about hoodie’s mask always having red eyes or shit like “your eyes are as fucking red as your masks’ ” to make him paranoid. BUT he fucking loves cuddling with you on a nice lil spot he made in the woods for you two with a (lowkey sketchy) mattress and loves gazing absentmindedly at the stars while faded but he also slowly feels you up and becomes super touchy 🤨 i stg you touch him once and he’s riled up and whispering pervy shit in your ear till you both end up making out.

BEN 🎮

- he’s vile. a villain. actual menace. you do NOT want him in your blunt rotation, he takes more puffs than he should and NEVER brings his own shit even tho he has a huge stash since he smokes daily. while off that crazy stuff he’s definitely going into fun games like animal crossing and just chilling while barely comprehending shit. him and jeff would be smoking buddies but they both somehow green out at least twice a month at least (“i bet i can out smoke you!”). bro also EATS like a mf, no ones food is safe. he would definitely try to get the whole ass mansion to get high with him but surprisingly, most actually agreed (all but two bc clockwork’s doing 🍄 in the woods with jane and they somehow are forming a close friendship no one else knows about). he would prank other creeps but they’d just let him get away with it even if they knew beforehand because they know ben is just high trying to feel normal/have fun in that god forsaken, dreary, old ass mansion😋

LJ 🍬

- took too many edibles the first time (like 150mg) and had intense psychosis while they hit🤥 (ik he’s alr psycho but pretend it makes sense 4 now) makes his own candy edibles since candy is his shit so he sometimes hands them to ben without telling him theyre edibles since ben loves the surprise high (ben’s a fiend and even kills while high a lot, actually). chuckle jack lights candles, puts on red and purple lighting, and plays “freak show” by punkinloveee and other gorecore/emo hyperpop. he’d ask you to watch some disturbing ass movies with him while high and he’d act like it’s a comedy (he scary bro even when stoned 😕) you’d end up somehow taking care of him yet he’d continuously make u blush and get nervous😩 (let me be delusional)

(to clarify, i know hoodie is from marble hornets but he’s such an important character to me as well as masky that i usually include them in silly stuff like this just for funzies!)

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spookybreadstick · 3 years

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Okay, so I just had this possibly angsty, possibly hurt/comfort idea. What if Tim and Brian's s/o (separately) was related to Alex :0 How do you think they'd respond? - 🖌 anon

so.

this is a good idea.

but unfortunately I cannot fulfill this request.

it may come as a shock to you guys, but I have a confession to make.

I.... haveneveractuallyseenmarblehornets.

Of course, I am familiar with the story and I've viewed a couple of clips or whatever but I just... can't watch it.

The thing with me is, I'm weird because I don't like horror or scary things. I have anxiety. So it makes no sense that I have hyper-fixated on creepypasta. Like ???? @ my brain, what are you doing.

I think that's mostly why my blog is like the cutesy relationship & humor stuff that you see on here.

And I'm just like:

when it comes to the fact that creepypasta is, you know, creepy/scary/etc.

the other weird thing is like, I don't love reading anything gory but I do enjoy some good horror reading now and then.

but I canNOT watch anything remotely scary. The movie "ET" freaks me the fuck out. I do not fuck with him at all, and he was the subject of many, many childhood nightmares. Watching anything remotely scary gives me such bad anxiety 😭😭😭

You know "Jaws" and "Jurassic Park"? Yeah, those are MY "horror movies." That's the level of scary that I can take before my anxiety starts acting up too much. And I can't watch them alone, I have to be with family/friends cause I'm a baby 😭

so, since I know that marble hornets is tied to the horror genre and there is most likely going to be gore/jump scares/frightening imagery, I can't watch it.

The only reason I write for Masky and Hoodie is because I know the fandom versions, if you know what I'm talking about, and I have grown quite attached. I take some elements from what I know of marble hornets, but their characters are largely based on the fandom versions or just whatever shit I come up with for them.

therefore, I can't fulfill this request. honestly? sounds like a really good idea so please take this to somebody that will write this for you. but i feel bad trying to write this myself because I don't know the whole story and it feels funny trying to write something that I don't know enough about, you know? Because with I can do what I want with the characters of Masky and Hoodie because they’re marble hornets but have also been sucked into creepypasta fandom, but I am unfamiliar with Alex as he is purely marble hornets. Does that make sense?

anyway, sorry for the ramble, but ily & you are free to request something else (and I hope you can get this fulfilled by someone who knows what tf they're talking about lmao)

as an apology, please accept this humble gift:

- breadstick 🥖

#🖌#🖌 anon #i'm sorry bby <3 #i am simply a fool with anxiety smh #please accept my humble apology + gift #🥖#breadstick speaks #breadstick 🥖#spookybreadstick

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