#And I went back to the hotel and fell asleep rewatching Fargo on tv

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All these weddings in old historical factories and yet no Upton Sinclair The Jungle themed wedding. That’s like having a wedding in a barn and having no horses or donkeys about

#My cousin had a fucking wedding in a badn #Barn but I’m not retyping that #And there were NO animals #And NO air conditioning #And she had it on my FUCKING BIRTHDSY #In this hot fucking barn #And it RAINED and the barn had these cement floors right #And the outside had no sidewalks only just DIRT and grass because it’s a barn right #So these concrete floors get just covered in mud and water #And it’s so humid the floors are not drying #They brought in these box fans at like NINE? PM? #Like that’s too late #If I didn’t have to take a special bus to get there and leave I would have left earlier #Oh yeah she had it so you could only get there through a special bus at certain times #So you had to get to the bus on time and also wait to leave until the bus came back #And when I left fuck that bus was filled with drunk people #I watched someone throw up on the floor of that bus #And I went back to the hotel and fell asleep rewatching Fargo on tv