#And I remember I used to play the absolute shit out of Alchemy Pro 2

[redlionknc]

Why does tumblrs ad of the week begin with some old lady poking like five holes into a condom. Why do the people who make these ads think this would entice anyone to play the shitty mobile game

#Real talk I miss when mobile games were genuinely fun and felt almost magical to play #Early Subway Surfers #Angry Birda #Jetpack Joyride #Doodle Jump #Akinator #One game I’ve been mourning for a while is Zombie Smash #A fun yet simple premise of killing zombies by flailing them with your finger… #And I remember I used to play the absolute shit out of Alchemy Pro 2 #But now every game has an ad around every corner #And a bunch of micro transactions #It’s just so sad to me