#All Dottore simps unite

[petrawood]

What I Think About The Fatui Based Only On Their Design -By Somebody Who Has Never Played Genshin

Wake up sweety a new hyperfixation just dropped!

All the fatui:

The Drip of them all. Unbelievable

✧Marionette/Sandrone

- Ah, the Little Girl + Absolute Unit combo, a classic

- Delightfully steampunk

- Robots, I love robots

- Don't be fooled, the girl is the actual dangerous one

- The robot will wreck your body, the girl will annihilate your MIND (and self-esteem)

✧Rooster/Pulcinella

- The Small Wise Old Man Archetype

- Will probably call you "my dear boy/girl"

- He is your grampa

- And the reason why kids believe in Santa

- The only one who will actually feel sad if a teammate dies

- Probably naive

- Honestly, I'm just thinking about Heimerdinger

- Parental figure, but of the wholesome variety

✧Regrator/Pantalone

- Ah, look at him, this bastard

- He will not stab you in the back, he will pay OTHERS to stab you in the back

- Will at some point have the White Anime Glasses animation

- Probably the most unhinged one

- What the Dottore wishes he were

✧The Knave/Arlecchino

- The current Girlboss reigning champion

- Looks like one of those characters designed to make you lose most of your health/items just before the final boss

- She also looks like when would use a rapier

- Very honorable

- Will keep her sword in it's scabbard until it's not, it's at your neck, you didn't even she her move

- If she dies, it will be one of the emotional deaths

✧Tartaglia/Childe

- Look at this guy, he has the biggest Twink Energy in the motherfricking table

- Broke the mainly while/black/blue color palette and therefore must be punished

- Carries his mask on the side of his head because Fashion

- Either that or he doesn't give a F*ck

- Believes he's tough, but he's actually baby

✧The Jester/Pierro

- The first design I saw and the reason why I actually looked up who he was and what was going on

- A DILF

- The Daddy Issues crowd is gonna eat him like a snack

- Obviously the leader, they want us to believe he's evil but I bet there are some hidden depths and honorable reasons in there

- THIS is the one who is going to make us cry if he dies

- You can TASTE the backstory from here

- Again, a DILF

✧Columbina/Damselette

- Let's go girl, eat their souls queen

- Will WRECK you

- Will haunt your nightmares

- and giggle while she does it

- Oh, the trauma

- I'm also ready to cry when we discover he's backstory

- I feel like she's one of the fatui with most chances of dying

- It's that or joining the player's party

✧The Captain/Capitano

- This is my favorite one, not gonna lie

- Ultimate Being, I am simping

- The most honorable one, will probably end up understanding the player's motives or even that he's on the "bad" side, but will NEVER betray his teammates

- Will fight till the end

- Will probably be an underappreciated character

- He's not going to be the final boss, but he's going to be one of the hardest fights

- I will cry if anything happens to him

✧The Doctor/Dottore

- Oooooooh look at this boy, he's so evil

- "I am going to create an experiment that is SO unethical"

- What a bastard

- I want to put him in my pocket

- The main character is going to despise him soooo much

- Probably has a god complex

- I am, once again, simping

#genshin #genshin impact #fatui #genshin harbingers #harbingers #childe #tartaglia #marionette #sandrone #rooster #pulcinella #regrator #pantalone #the knave #Arlecchino #the jester #pierro #columbina #damselette #the captain #capitano #the doctor #dottore

[bunny-rambles]

1. from now on i will just start thinking that sandrone is actually the name of the ruin guard lol he is indeed a big guy

and speaking of xiao! baby's name actually doesn't mean small (it's written with a different character), according to the liyue archon quest i think his name means swiftness, but it sounds homophone to the word that actually means small (which still reads xiao) so ye xiao smol bby uwu

1.1. not to thirst on main but new dottore can do with me as he pleases LMAO

is he evil? oh yes. but like, as a scara simp, can i really judge? of course i can't. and he is so damn hot so, yeah.

pantalone pantalone i can't wait to know his real name so i can stop calling him that and laugh. but i agree, slimy bastards with a oh so clear evil personal agendas make my heart go all soft :'

also funny story about my pulls!!! in my quest to c6 heizou i did like 20 extra pulls to get him, failed to get him, and got qiqi instead. which, i mean, i was happy about because yay!!! early guaranteed for the sumeru boys!!! but then i did an extra 20 pulls and oh well, i got kazuha. so now i have a c2 kazuha and c6 heizou is still not home lol. hopefully he'll come home soon sigh (but if i get an early 50/50 lost again i mean i won't complain)

2. ohohoh soft pastel blue so cute!!! <3

i'm more of an intense blue kind of shade, like that deep greenish blue colour the sea gets on a sunny day, so it's perfect! we can actually be irl xingqiun :33

and speaking of irl, i mean, if you ever happen to come to italy you're more than welcome to say hi and get your full course italian dinner (with gelato, our gelato is like the best in the world i take no criticism) like we do with friends on nights we have an empty house lol

2.1. oooh snow, snow!! i like snow, when it snows here (like once every five years :')) i always get excited like a child. tho like, what i like most about snowy days is staying at home with hot chocolate and a book ahah

also dw, we can be equally bad at taking compliments together, i don't fare much better :'

3. giant strawberry! and also by quoting that movie you like unlocked my childhood :' hhh although i am rather smol so like, i'd be a rather lil giant strawberry :33

speaking of strawberries, i will now go and fetch my cold strawberry tea, as it's starting to be late and i want to go sleep with something sweetish

here it's so freaking hot so i'll hope you're not succumbing to heat as well :' in any case, remember to always drink a lot! summer is a season where you can have all sorts of delicious cold drinks, so that's good :3

buonanotte bunny, have a great every hour of the next days :33

lots of hugs,

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1. Swift, small lil baby that I will give kisses to. Squish his cheeks and pet his hair mwah mwah sweet baby of mine <3

1.1. I so get it. Like yeah he did bad things and he’s a bad guy but isn’t that his appeal in the first place,,, evil geniuses own my heart I guess,,, corrupted albedo <33

1.2. Heizou has just been avoiding me like the plague, I’m trying to get cons for him and he just,,, won’t come,,, I’m gonna get Kazuha again at this point before he comes. Not complaining,,, but still. Tbh, little ramble time, and some context

I have three servers I play on and they’re all very different. Europe is my main one with Kazuha, Albedo and others (these two are my main units and never leave the team, I literally can’t function without Albedo’s flower sometimes,,,)

The second server, american one, I have Hu Tao, Ayaka and now Itto as the main units (ayaka is kind of interchangeable but itto has become kind of permanent) and I really, REALLY, want Heizou cons for this server. I don’t mind not getting Kazuha because I play these servers for different experiences, different comps and characters that make the game more interesting and fun so I’m not doing the same thing, but I swear I’ll just get Kazuha again before that stupid detective gives me just ONE of his cons OTL

2. I would love that, the fact you offered something like that means a lot to me, and maybe one day if I’m in Italy and I don’t feel too awkward, I may take your offer up on that if you’re comfortable with it <3 (btw that intense sea blue is still a very beautiful colour, you still have good taste !!) Xingyun supremacy :,)

2.1. I actually had to read back my last ask to see the context behind this lmfao but anyway snow is my favourite weather, I love watching it from my window and love being out in it when it first falls. And making fresh footprints in the snow is the most satisfying thing on this planet I take no criticism.

3. I’ll just imagine the strawberry from the movie, and I’ll carry you around while you ramble about Scara and tea and your au ideas and all the other things you find interesting, I’ll be happy to just listen <3

4. Good fucking lord no I’m not doing well at all with this heat but I’ll be okay I think. Strawberry cold tea sounds so refreshing, I hope it cooled you down and I’ll get a drink of my own now :,)

ti voglio bene, mio dolci amico <33

#bun speaks #🍓 anon

[merakiui]

More cicin mage darling!!! Hcs

Darling was originally recruited into the Fatui as a maid to but was given a chance to “try out” being an agent

Darling is a pyro mage!!! The only pyro mage within the Fatui

Is able to hold their own against the big dudes (the hydro and cryo dudes with the guns)

Originally had a polearm but had to get used to the lamp catalysts

They work well with Scaramouche and Childe since the overload/ electro charges reactions are powerful

Stays like 20ft away from Dottore for obvious reasons but he doesn’t care

Oh, I love these headcanons!!! Imagine Scaramouche and Childe bickering over the darling because they work well with both of them (in terms of the overload reactions and such) and they want the darling to serve under one of them for the time being. And the darling is like, “Um, I’m being deployed to Signora’s unit... Sorry?” Two Harbingers simping for the same person can’t be good. Of course, if all of them were simping for that darling then it would make things even more chaotic. That darling would never get a break.

#CHISCARA LOVE TRIANGLE <3 #maybe it’s time to dust off those love triangle hcs #chimamire-no-sakura #genshin chit chat