#Alfred constantly having to vaccuum up animal fur in the great room bc beast boy likes to curl up as a dog in front of the fire

[dammit-stark]

what’s the teen titans fic economy look like?? I was a big teen titans kid and I’m a superbat adult so I’ve been thinking about using my complete lack of canonical understanding to write a teen titans/batkids slice-of-life fic but I fear being judged for all the liberties I’m about to take

just something about batman and superman reluctantly adopting their son’s superpowered friends yk <3

#superbat #teen titans #this post brought to you by me being inspired by Gabriel picolo’s teen titans art #something about Superman yelling at all the teen titans for sneaking out and doing something wreckless #the most feral family dinners #rest in peace Alfred and the good china that shit’s doomed #Robin goes on his first date with starfire #so batman and Superman sit down with him beast and cyborg to give them the birds and bees talk #batman and Raven bonding over being angsty and goth #superman would love that starfire’s another alien #I thirst for starfire and Raven bff content #all the teen titans catch Bruce n Clark making out somewhere!!! #at least one scene occurs in a McDonald’s parking lot I don’t make the rules #beast boy and cyborg geek out over the batcave every single time #Bruce hooking cyborg up for his first job doing r&d for Wayne enterprises #everybody gathering together to take pictures and make fun of his tie on his first day <3 #Alfred constantly having to vaccuum up animal fur in the great room bc beast boy likes to curl up as a dog in front of the fire #something about a school dance #see I clearly have ideas #I just know nothing about actually canon and I fear persecution #teen titans was the og found family it was my first fandom probably at the ripe age of 9