#ANSWERED ASKS — Mann Co. Delivery System

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You know, when I said that you should write a new muse for something more popular, I was expecting BNHA or Overwatch, not Homestuck

INSTRUCTIONS WERE UNCLEAR, MY SOUL GOT ATTACHED TO MY FAVOURITE PAST CHARACTER INSTEAD .

#ANSWERED ASKS — Mann Co. Delivery System #ANONYMOUS ASK — This anon is a Spy ! #AJHGDAJHSGDKJASHDLKASJ

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Impressive how long u have kept ur header

Listen... . . . .. . .  .. . . . . . . . .  I actually forgot to change it. LISTEN. NO NEED TO CALL ME OUT, YOUNG LAD

#ANSWERED ASKS — Mann Co. Delivery System #ANONYMOUS ASK — This anon is a Spy ! #JHAGDKJAS Im changing it now dw

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bring dick scout back

Alternative dick header under the cut uwu ♥

#ANSWERED ASKS — Mann Co. Delivery System #just for you blake!! ♥ #bunny boii

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❛❛ What are you doing? Why are you touching me? No. ❜❜

MEAN WITH A HINT OF COFFEE ; ( closed since SOMEONE sent like 9 of these )↪ @refiinedrogue

Scout had one hand placed on Spy’s shoulder, but at the moment Spy spoke up, he immediately placed his other hand on his other shoulder. Physical contact was a no go, and Scout knew that perfectly well. But he was bruised and bloodied, sweat running down his face, his clothes dirty, and Spy had just a certain arrogant tone underlying his words. A tone that just begged for Scout to fuck up his perfect outfit and piss him off even more.         ❝ Aw, haven’t you heard? Mann Co.’s new policy; victory hugs! ❞There was no hesitation as he pulled the Frenchman into a hug, making sure to pass on as much dirt as possible onto the other’s suit. 

#Will Scout die? Ya. But was it worth it? YAAA #ANSWERED ASKS — Mann Co. Delivery System #IC — Fight! #refiinedrogue

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I HAVE CROSSED BROCEANS TO RETURN TO YOU BRO.

【 Ｌｅｔ＇ｓ ｗａｓｔｅ ＇ｅｍ！】

        ❝ BRO? OH MY GOD, BRO, IS IT REALLY YOU??? I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS.... MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN HEARD... I MISSED YOU SO MUCH, BRO!! ❞

#JHAHSGDH HI... #ANSWERED ASKS — Mann Co. Delivery System #southieswinger

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❛❛ How humanity survived so long is a mystery to me. ❜❜

MEAN WITH A HINT OF COFFEE ; ( closed since SOMEONE sent like 9 of these )↪ @refiinedrogue

        ❝ GREATGREATGREATGREAT, I loooove your philosophy, it’s amazin’, really cool. ❞Scout was desperate; annoyed even.        ❝ Now can you stop the dramatic monologue and help me get my arm unstuck from this stupid vendin’ machine? I really want this snack. ❞

#ANSWERED ASKS — Mann Co. Delivery System #IC — Fight! #refiinedrogue

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❛❛ That’s enough emotions for today, goodnight. ❜❜

MEAN WITH A HINT OF COFFEE ; ( closed since SOMEONE sent like 9 of these )↪ @refiinedrogue

        ❝ But SPYYYYYYYYY all you did was chug down that whole bottle of wine and tell me to shut up when I started talkin’. You didn’t even let me talk ‘bout my emotions! How are we supposed to fight together if we don’t understand each other on a spiritu— ❞During Scout’s monologue, Spy had left the room. Sad, but typically unsurprising. 

#ASJHGDAKSJ #ANSWERED ASKS — Mann Co. Delivery System #IC — Fight! #refiinedrogue

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❛❛ You fucked your way into this, and you’re gonna have to unfuck yourself. ❜❜

MEAN WITH A HINT OF COFFEE ; ( closed since SOMEONE sent like 9 of these )↪ @refiinedrogue

He exasperatedly huffed, wildly gesturing with his hand in astonished silence. Of course it was useless since he was within the BLU walls and Spy could be everywhere but that exact place, so he could not see the younger’s man frustration, but it was clearly in his words once he spoke up again.         ❝ Dude, fuck YOU! Don’t act like this was my God damn idea. My ideas are way better than that. This is just outright dangerous. And lonely. And terrifyin’. C’mon, help me, what the hell did I ever do for you to not come help me? Stop bein’ a pussy and come over to help me. ❞

#ANSWERED ASKS — Mann Co. Delivery System #IC — Fight! #refiinedrogue

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❛❛ You haven’t choked on your tongue, that on itself is surprising. ❜❜

MEAN WITH A HINT OF COFFEE ; ( open - mutuals only! )↪ @refiinedrogue​

        ❝ Geez, it’s like the first time ever you heard someone rappin’. What kinda guy do you take me for? To just throw in some cold rhymes?  ❞He leaned back into the chair. He was never sure with Spy, but for just that one moment he’ll accept his words as compliments. In his hands, a notebook, filled to the brim with original lyrics. He didn’t expect Spy to like any of them, but this result was as satisfying as it could get.

#ANSWERED ASKS — Mann Co. Delivery System #IC — Fight! #refiinedrogue

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" as god as my witness, he snapped him in half. "

BUZZFEED UNSOLVED STARTERS ; ( closed! )↪ @impxvidus

        ❝ Ya’ don’t need to pull God into this story; I believe you. ❞His smile was curious and joyful as he looked at her, his eyes switching between her bare hands, the blood on her clothes and the victorious pose she posed in in front of Scout.        ❝ But somethin’ is tellin’ me that it was YOU and not the other dude, which honestly — way more impressive. ❞

#ANSWERED ASKS — Mann Co. Delivery System #impxvidus

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“ as god as my witness , i snapped him in half ”

BUZZFEED UNSOLVED STARTERS ; ( closed! )↪ @areiics

        ❝ It’s true! I was there too, and he actually did that. It was very h... really fuckin’ awesome. Ya’ see his muscles pal? ❞Scout leaned forwards to the man sitting besides him and Soldier, quickly placing his wrapped hand over Jane’s arm muscles. Even there, sitting at a bar, relaxing from a day of fighting and screaming, his muscles were still immensely impressive.         ❝ Question the veracity of our story and you’re next. ❞

#ANSWERED ASKS — Mann Co. Delivery System #areiics

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❛❛ Please remove me as your emergency contact, my phone won’t stop ringing. ❜❜

MEAN WITH A HINT OF COFFEE ; ( closed since SOMEONE sent like 9 of these )↪ @refiinedrogue

        ❝ But Ma’ said that... that I should give your number. I’m only changin’ it if mommy says so. ❞Benjamin barely looked up from the baseball cards, tightly held in his small hands. He liked Lucien, of course he did! He was his dad! But he always seemed to obey more his mother than his father. It was almost as if he felt closer to her than Lucien.

#ANSWERED ASKS — Mann Co. Delivery System #IC — Fight! #refiinedrogue

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❛❛ What are you waiting for, a formal invitation? ❜❜

MEAN WITH A HINT OF COFFEE ; ( closed since SOMEONE sent like 9 of these )↪ @refiinedrogue

          ❝ Yes, actually. Ma’ raised no son of a bitch, y’know? ❞But he did follow Spy out of the car, carefully adjusting the tie onto his suit. He didn’t usually dress like this, nor was he exactly fond of it. But a mission was a mission, even if it meant dressing just like the French assassin, and behave like someone who he would never be. Infiltrating and observing wasn’t his forté, but if they had picked him to go along with Spy, who was he to say no?        ❝ Let’s just get over with this. ❞

#ANSWERED ASKS — Mann Co. Delivery System #IC — Fight! #refiinedrogue

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❛❛ I don’t hate you as much as I do others. ❜❜

MEAN WITH A HINT OF COFFEE ; ( closed since SOMEONE sent like 9 of these )↪ @refiinedrogue

          ❝ Uh huh. And why’s that? ‘Cause I was the only one who came back fast enough to fight those idiots with you? ❞He lifted his baseball bat, a few drops of blood dropping on the ground. But he still smiled, looking fine as if he hadn’t just fought of dangerous mercenaries with his father friend.         ❝ Probably doesn’t mean anything to ya’, but I don’t hate ya’ either. You can be nice if you want to. By the way, Engie set up his toys up ahead. Let’s go deal with it.  ❞

#ANSWERED ASKS — Mann Co. Delivery System #IC — Fight! #refiinedrogue

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❛❛ You’re not dead so it clearly worked. ❜❜

MEAN WITH A HINT OF COFFEE ; ( open - mutuals only! )↪ @feixing02

He groaned, slowly lifting his face from the harsh, dirty ground. He couldn’t tell if the taste of metal was from the ground itself, or from the blood coming from his nose and mouth; but either way, as bruised and exhausted he was, a satisfied smile rose on his lips.        ❝ See? Toldja’ that my idea would work! Everyone keeps sayin’, ‘ BUT SCOUT! THIS IS A TERRIBLE IDEA! ‘. Boom, suck it! The briefcase is ours, even if this nearly killed me!! ❞

#ANSWERED ASKS — Mann Co. Delivery System #IC — Fight! #feixing02

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"So my foot is stuck in there, right? The dog is having a seizure and I still have half a pie left."

        ❝ Dude, no way! What ‘bout the clown though? Did you manage to run away from him eventually? Don’t stop the story there, I wanna’ know what happened to the clown n’ the circus!! ❞

#ANSWERED ASKS — Mann Co. Delivery System #SCOUT WOULD BE 100% INTO THE STORY OK AHSGDA #rubyscout