#AND... if he can't be there he's vetting every mf man to see if he can be land for her.

[thecoolestfreakyouknow]

"I want to be solid land." with the flashback to Ji Won longing for it after her father's death. and Ji Hyuk's longing. that longing from then until now, until then. quizzing the first love to see if he can be "solid land" earlier in the same episode. this is crazy. this is unbelievable levels of tenderness. it's so beautiful

#no ....... way ........... #thats probably my favourite kdrama romance line EVER. the layers to it. #he doesn't want to 'have' her or 'want' her or even 'like' her like he's already said. #he wants to be the solid ground she walks on. there for everything and never letting her sink. holy fucking shit #AND... if he can't be there he's vetting every mf man to see if he can be land for her. #IM SERIOUSLY CALLING EMERGENCY SERVICES ..... #marry my husband #GREAT i've played myself. i binged all the episodes and im back to waiting weekly like the rest of u chumps

[inkdemon-whore]

@utter-tomfoolery replied to your post “please give me more lonely, unhinged men to latch...”:

i recommend this loser every time i can but revenant apex legends

is it bad he reminded me of cod ghost? (also hope you don't mind, but i'm about to tear apart your man)

your meow meow has an interesting backstory and primes, but i hate to break it to ya, he has character design dissonance. i don't believe he can kill anyone with those twink arms.

imma take your blorbo back to the drawing board for a sec, don't worry, it's a mild operation

now idk everything about his past, but here me out. war vet, cold blooded killer, get in get out kinda guy, did his job efficiently. fucked up once, nearly cost him everything, all his limbs, even his face. docs do everything they can to save him, give him cool cybernetic limbs, replace his missing face with a skull tech lookin mask that he can't take off and holds some neruo-cyber shit that keeps what's left of his brain goin.

maybe his shitty little twink arms are just the first stage, over time, man gets more and more like the terminator or t-1000. man gives off grim reaper vibes, but ya don't give him a ratty coat? why not? looks like they started with his headwear n then just didn't finish. is the grim reaper overplayed in media? oh absolutely, but if they wanted more inspo they could google "gods of death in other mythology/religions", maybe coulda tied that into his character depending on what they chose, etc.

mf is called "revenant" and he comes back looking kinda pathetic, but not in a good wet cat way, more like a dried up, still having nerves go off if you poke it, roach way

(also googled the word to see what it meant, there's a movie called the revenant, and if this bot had a giant fluffy black coat like that guy on google images, he'd slay imo. idk, maybe i'll draw something)

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[ohmysparkle]

Stray Kids as Stray Cats

A cute little thing I thought of

* Length: 1.3K

* Warnings: none

* Genre: fluff

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Chan:

This good catto looks nice and healthy. He’s a large striped gray cat with shiny short fur and a good healthy weight. He’s not overly affectionate but he’s always up for a head pat or two. Gets along with all of the other cats in the neighborhood and makes sure no one gangs up on the kittens. Bodega owners love him, and a few of them think he’s their bodega cat.

But actually… he isn’t a stray. He has a mommy and daddy and they don’t put a collar on him because they know he’s a responsible boy that comes back home alright. They don’t really bother to clarify to anyone that Chansie is a house cat - they let him enjoy his social life.

Minho:

That one bitch of a cat that’s too damn gorgeous to be a stray but he is. He's a big boy with a long black coat that's ultra shiny. Gorgeous green eyes. You think he’s probably mixed with Maine Coon because of his size and fur.

This mf walks around like he owns the neighborhood, and he kinda does. Girls love stopping to take pictures of him for instagram, and he just lies there like he doesn’t care, giving those instacat angles and looking all fine. Probably has five kitty-mommies and he has evaded multiple attempts of capture from shelters that try to keep his bad boy from filling the streets with his furry babies. No way Jose, Min-hoe isn’t letting some human neuter his prized jewels away.

Changbin:

A very unique brown cat, shortish hair. He looks super plump and cute, has a nice round body with short and thick legs that make you want to PAT PAT the kitty. To your misfortune, baby boy BinBin HATES being pet. You resign yourself to looking at him from a distance, and he looks back indifferently with his petty yellow eyes.

BinBin is a clever cat, he’s made his home in an old lady’s garden. She puts food out for him and he’s got a nice little lawn full of flowers to lounge on, and when it’s rainy he has a little outdoor cat house to stay dry and warm. He was quite smart in picking this particular old lady though; she’s got bad knees and can't crouch down to pet him, plus she splurges on the best cat food since she has no grandchildren.

Hyunjin:

One evening, you’re stepping out of your shower when you’re met with a set of glimmering green eyes from atop the dresser. At first, you scream. Upon further inspection, you realize that it’s a slinky black cat in the dark…

You do not own a cat. How the fuck did this creature get in?

The moment you try to parley with this pussy to try to shoo him out, he rubs up against you and purrs. A lot. Then he does that little thing with his paws that looks like he’s kneading bread, and when you pick him up he snuggles into your neck.

One trip to the vet to get his shots and his boy parts snipped later, and Jinnie is now a house cat. 10/10 will give you a heart attack because he will run away at any chance but come back a few hours later with a dead bird. Loves expensive toys and pretty collars with bells. Very playful and frisky.

Jisung:

Everyone in the neighborhood has a love-hate relationship with this white kitty named JiJi. His fur is short and should be all pearly but this cat is always FILTHY, loves rolling around the wet grass on sunny days, does not let ANY volunteers take him in for a bath. Totally dumpster dives. Both ears are missing their tips: one was from a vet visit where he got vaccinated and neutered, the other from a 5:1 dumpster battle against raccoons.

Often pounces on outdoor restaurant tables and will grab a bite of food - whether by charity or by force. Loves pizza and cheesy things. If he sees a hooman lady, will lay on lap. Hates boy hoomans. Loves scaring people by sitting in the window above their kitchen sinks so that whenever they look up they’re suddenly greeted face to face with a weird cat.

Bites and chases any untied shoelaces.

Tl;dr: terrorizes entire neighborhood but he’s a cat so in the end everyone just goes “aww”.

Felix:

One evening you’re walking home. It’s late and dark and it's been raining and you’re just keeping your head down trying to get home asap so a serial killer doesn’t happen upon you.

But then, right in the middle of the sidewalk… you see… something.

Something tiny… and fluffy…

But wet… and tiny.

And then it meows.

It’s a little squeaky kitty all alone on a cold night. You quickly pick him up and make sure his momma or brothers aren’t around, and it turns out he’s all alone. What you do next isn't a hard choice to make.

You stuff the tiny kitty into your bra to make sure he warms up and you run home, hugging him to your chest. You dry him off, give him some milk, make him a little nest in a small felt hamper that you have and you lay him to sleep beside you. In the morning he wakes up all groggy, but he’s got creamy long fluffy hair with little grey hints - he looks like one of those kittens they edit fairy wings onto on pinterest.

You take him to the vet and he’s got a little cold but he’ll be okay - say hello to your new kitty Lixie.

Seungmin:

Minnie is that cool cat that hangs out on your uni campus. Every student knows him, some bring him food. Looks cute but gets pretty grumpy since everyone is trying to pet him all the time every-fucking-day. He is SICK AND TIRED of being put on everyone's ig stories. Just let him sleep DAMN IT. Loves hissing at unsuspecting freshmen when they cross the petting line.

He’s a cute tabby, big and chonky since everyone is giving him those snacky snacks.

Will often be in lectures. His favorite professor is this gentle old man in the history department, and if you psspsspss him during class, he will walk over to nap on your lap. Sweetest cat ever so long as you don’t overdo the petting.

If he’s feeling playful he’ll knock over all of your pens. And then you’ll pick them back up, and he’ll knock them back down. During uni breaks when the student’s are away he retreats to his vacation home, a bodega.

Jeongin:

Your block. Midday. Clear sky. A crowd surrounds a tree.

THERE IS A KITTEN STUCK IN THE TREE.

You have to climb up to get him down. Nobody knows how he got there, all they know is that everyone wants him. He's a fluffy little tuxedo cat and he’s stealing hearts all over town. People take turns fostering him until he’s a bit more grown, and by then people have gotten him familiar with coming in and out of peoples houses, hence Innie.

Spends a few nights in your house. Cutest kitten ever, super playful. Loves to eat butterflies. He’ll pick up the habit of stealing things and taking them to other people's houses. Shows up to your back door with a whole fried drumstick or someone’s bra, you never know what to expect, but he’s adorable.

Certainly the cause of a neighborhood-wide conflict. This kitten is too cute to belong to a single person.

#stray kids #stray kids fluff #hwang hyunjin #lee felix #bang Chan #lee know #kim seungmin #yang jeongin #seo changbin #han jisung