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#AKSKSHKSGJ ONE MORE MC IMITATION AND THE BEST ONE YET šŸ¤£šŸ’–
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[Note]: These calls and moments accompany the karma for Victorā€™s Webbed Heart Date! ā™”
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āŒš This post contains detailed spoilers for content yet to be released on the global server! āŒš
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āœ§ [1st Call] āœ§
Victor: Where have you gone?
MC: Iā€™ve got an ad hoc meeting, and I just rushed into the subway now.
MC: So, are you home? If you arenā€™t back yet, why donā€™t you go to Souvenir and sit there for a while?
Victor: A little late for that. Iā€™m already home.
Victor: So, can you explain whatā€™s going on with this ā€œcave of silken webā€ in front of my eyes?
MC: Uhh, itā€™s a long story. Why donā€™t you wait until I get homeā€¦
Victor: Letā€™s make the long story short then. You can start with this ā€œfurry little monsterā€ that is running all over the place.
MC: Furry little monster? Oh oh, you mean Puddingā€¦ it fell into the pan of the cotton candy machineā€¦
Victor: Is it the cotton candy machine you were so enthusiastic about buying online the other day?
MC: Thatā€™s right. I snapped up this cotton candy machine on sale for 60% off!
Victor: ...no need to be so proud of such things.
Victor: In brief, the cotton candy machine arrived today, then a certain someone rolled up her sleeves to exhibit her skills.
Victor: In doing so, she forgot to close the windows while making cotton candy. The wind was very strong today, and it blew all the sugar strands into the living room.
Victor: In disarray, some people then rushed to close the windows, only to have Pudding avail itself of that moment and jump into the cotton candy pan while she wasnā€™t looking.
MC: Wow! Victor, are you taking words out of a book? How did you describe my experience so graphically?
MC: Also, how did you guess the whole ā€œcrime process?ā€ Have you installed surveillance at home?
Victor: Is indulging in silly jokes making you feel better about your guilty conscience?
MC: ā€¦sob sob, it was my fault. I shouldnā€™t have left the windows open while making cotton candy without carefully reading the instructions.
MC: But Iā€™m really a li-ii-ii-ttle bit curious as to how did you find out?
Victor: ā€¦dummy.
Victor: Open your phone and take a look. The rant you were supposed to send Kiki, who did you send it to by mistake?
Victor: [imitates MC] ā€œKiki, help me! Iā€™ve turned the house into a ā€˜cave of silken web!ā€™ Victor wonā€™t skin me alive when he returns home, will he?!ā€
Victor: Thanks to you; itā€™s the first time Iā€™ve seen a leader who asks for help from her subordinates.
MC: ā€¦ah?! How did I send it to you?
MC: I- Iā€™ve arrived at the station. I have to rush to the meeting now. Rest easy, CEO Victor. Iā€™ll clean up the ā€œbattlefieldā€ as soon as I get home!
Victor: You donā€™t need to clean up the battlefield. Just be prepared to wash the cat when youā€™re home.
Victor: Puddingā€™s got a big temper lately. I canā€™t give it a bath alone without your help.
Victor: So, come home soon.
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āœ§ [2nd Call] āœ§
Starts at ā€“ 2:06
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Victor: The ā€œAncient House Adventureā€ promotional link you sent me, is this another one of your new ideas?
MC: Hehe, the ancient house adventure~ The legends say that this mysterious ancient house has been standing tall for a hundred years! Wouldnā€™t you like to see it, CEO Victor?
Victor: LFG appraised that old house before. It was built thirty years ago.
MC: Only thirty years ago?
MC: So this damned mysterious legend just turns out to be rumors of a phony gimmick?
MC: Then the story of the earthbound spirits whoā€™s been waiting in the ancient house for a hundred years just to wait for the reincarnation of their lover and find them is also bogus?
Victor: ā€¦your eloquence is much wittier at times like this as compared to every time you submit a report.
Victor: When the team that developed the ancient house came to LFG for investment, they included this story in their proposal.
Victor: At the time, however, it was explicitly marked out as a love story written by the owner of the mansion using the ancient house as the setting.
Victor: Considering that the follow-up to the development wouldnā€™t be promising, LFG didnā€™t approve the proposal.
Victor: Probably some other company invested in the project and used the story as a gimmick to sell tickets.
MC: ā€¦how disappointing! Although we know that legends are usually crafted, isnā€™t that the beauty of them?
MC: I didnā€™t expect this to be simply a fabricated story by the owner of the ancient house. Negative review!
MC: And here I was thinking about exploring the ancient mansion to loosen up from all my recent work plights...
Victor: No need to be so disappointed.
Victor: Although the love story of the earthbound spirits is false, you will like the story of the owner of the ancient house even more.
MC: The story of the owner of the ancient house?
Victor: Mm, the owner of the ancient house, was a retired senior teacher who was bedridden in her late years and could no longer move a muscle of her body.
Victor: Seeing how she suffered from pent-up frustration all day, her husband encouraged her to pick up her hobby of writing once again.
Victor: So the stories of the earthbound spirits youā€™ve heard were dictated by the owner of the house, and then written down word for word by her husband.
Victor: Later, the owner of the house died, and her husband passed away along with her in his sleep the next day.
Victor: ...why arenā€™t you saying anything? The story is over.
MC: Sob sob sob... Iā€™m moved to tears. Victor, we must go to have a look around this ancient house.
MC: Not for adventure. I just want to see this place where such a loving couple once used to live.
Victor: Dummy, wipe your tears away.
Victor: If you want to go, Iā€™m free this weekend.
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āœ§ [Moments] āœ§
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Victorā€™s Post: Recording little bits of daily life is called a Vlog, not a short film.
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Ā» OPTION A:
MC: Vlog doesnā€™t have a male lead. But the hero of my short film is Victor!
Victor: ...donā€™t gather my ā€œfamous quotesā€ in the future; collect your golden sophistry instead.
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Ā» OPTION B:
MC: Short film sounds a little high-end and atmospheric. It fits the temperament of our CEO Victor.
Victor: My temperament is to cut down this kind of unnecessary ā€œprojects.ā€
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Ā» OPTION C:
MC: You ā€œinvestedā€ in the costumes, props, and venues. Is it still not a short film?
Victor: I only remember investing in this heroine.
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