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#6. DONE! I give it a week before a metric fuckton of pigeons move in and never leave. she'll never be lonely again.
gonnahaveabigtalklater
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I could fix the Anatomy house, btw
#if you don't know what I'm talking about please play Anatomy by Kitty Horrorshow. it's great.
#anyway here's how i'd fix her:
#1. i'd tell her this whole plan first so she can eat me if she doesn't like it. (consent is important!)
#2. together we're gonna prop some of her windows permanently open.
#3. then we're gonna replace her sinks & toilets with flat pans and shallow fountains.
#4. i'm gonna plant window boxes full of sorghum and millet and peas and seeds
#5. interior decorating! she needs to blunt all the sharp objects and maximise flat horizontal surfaces
#6. DONE! I give it a week before a metric fuckton of pigeons move in and never leave. she'll never be lonely again.
#also if any cringe humans try to bother her pigeons she can eat them!
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