#20 years alive - never ince had any issue but suddenly my body decided that inhaling the noodles would be a fun new hobby

[homicidal-slvt]

I can't eat spaghetti unsupervised.

#thought this would be funny out of context but if you want the story - read below. #I've had a stray noodle try to kill me twice within a span of two days. #20 years alive - never ince had any issue but suddenly my body decided that inhaling the noodles would be a fun new hobby #seriously was whole ass gagging on a noodle alone in my bedroom #it was fuckin' awful. i had to pull it out with my hands. #and my mom didnt hear a thinggg #so I decided maybe i shouldn't eat spaghetti alone anymore. for fear the third time will be the charm and it'll succeed in taking me out #vee's random thoughts go brr #vee's dumbass jokes