yeah sorry dude your gfs a god of chaos now. yeah she got turned into a brightly colored anthrophomorphic animal. yeah shes been watching all your Ls. sorry
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survivor breakdancing concieved in a round of gartic phone
original gartic version
monk and hunter arent there because theyre having a day out. monk needs to be supervised near bodies of water
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i think i contracted some sort of infection from my wife. yeah, no, the doctors say its terminal. i have 2 weeks, tops.
my handwriting is ass so text transcribed under the cut
first image reads MR. GOLB, by simon petrikov. simon: my wife golb is really hot. golbetty: when i look at my husband i feel █████ in my ███. second image reads, from top to bottom: i fucking love tetris. in my wizard era. warmups need to kill themselves. i dont think i can draw that one here... wife <3
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sideways, frontwards, backwards, upside down, 360 degrees, no condoms, skin on skin, on the living room,on the bed room, on the frid
i have made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement,
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i really really hate lining my ponies in ponytown so this is how im repaying my wife
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