#... yeah sweetie that's Wyll

[bluerose5]

[Bystander being rude after Wyll and Astarion complete a monster hunting job together.]

Wyll: Hey, now. Listen up, you uh... *looks towards Astarion* Bitch?

Astarion: 👍

Bystander: *gasps*

Wyll: Yeah, I said it right. Bitch.

Astarion: Yeah, you dumbass cunt, now pay up before we burn your business to the ground.

Wyll: Sweetie, no! 😅

#baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #astarion #wyll #astarion ancunin #wyll ravengard #wyllstarion #bloodpact #bloodblade #bluerose shitposts #inspired by all the thoughts i see on astarion's role in their relationship

[lord-westley]

Hey sweetie, could you please write some comfort headcanons about Gale, Wyll, Astarion and Halsin (if that's not too many) helping their S/o recover from jaw surgery? So their partners face is really swollen , they're in tons of pain and they have to be on an all liquid diet and all that - I'd love to have something to read in the hospital while I'm recovering! If you need clarification on details please don't hesitate to reach out! Thank you so so much!!

Tav recovers from jaw surgery

Fandom: Baldur's Gate 3 Characters: Gale, Wyll, Astarion, Halsin Plot: Tav is not feeling so well after jaw surgery and requires comfort Warnings: Surgery... the plot of this is legit about surgery recovery... A/N: Hi lovie, I'm so sorry this took so long for me to get out, heckin almost 2 months now. Mental Health took a big hit, got better, then another big hit lmao. I hope this is what you wanted <3 (i didn't do Halsin since I don't know his character well)

Gale

He would be the absolute sweetest, and perhaps the second best person to care for you in this moment

As a wizard, he has access to an insane amount of knowledge and tools that will help in your recovery

Gale crafts different kinds of pain management potions, hoping that at least one of them will help

When the pain becomes too much, and no amount of medicine will help he tends to hesitate for a split second

He's unsure as to what to do in that moment except to hold you close and press the softest of kisses to your cheeks

Whatever it is you need in that moment, simply ask, write it down, or sign it to him and he is immediately on it

Gale is canonically the cook of the camp, which translates well to when you're stuck on a liquid diet.

Makes the absolute best soups known to man-kind

and tea, oh my gosh, his tea is amazing to help soothe your jaw from the inside

He makes it with special magic herbs that provide warmth to soothe the soreness

His real secret ingredient though? Chamomile, a floral tea bursting with flavor that lessens the swelling

Overall, 10/10 would be taken care of by Gale

Wyll

Sweet sweet boy

He's so damn proud of you for going through such a terrifying procedure

Wyll's aware of how nervous you were to go through with it, and the fact you did- Gods, he's so proud

He wouldn't know too much about how to handle the proper care, aside from the instructions given by the Doctors and Nurses

So he would definitely follow the papers to the T. No straying away from it

"Sweetheart, the paper said you-" is a constant statement in your household now

Tries his absolute hardest to make tasty liquid meals for you, some are amazing, others are downright horrid. Absolutely no in between

Wyll definitely has some sort of guilt regarding the liquid diet, feeling awful that you can only have liquids whereas he can have anything he wants

So he took it upon himself to join you on said liquid diet

You know that Simpsons meme, "It's "uter-us," not "uter-you."

That's Wyll when it comes to your recovery, you two are in this together, and he will do what is necessary to help you

If you want kisses at all from this man, you better prepare to convince him for 15 minutes that he wont hurt you

He's aware of how painful it is, and is worried he may hurt you in some way

which he wont. but still

9/10 caretaker, absolute sweetheart but too much of a worrywart

Astarion

He understands the basics of healing as he himself has had to care for his own injuries by himself

but this is different, you're not alone in this, and he refuses to leave your side

Someone he adores, someone he loves with all his heart just went through a traumatic surgery, so yeah, he is not leaving your side once

Astarion insists on taking care of everything for you, announcing you as bedridden until you are healed

He ensures you take all your meds on time, fluffs the pillows, brushes your hair and cares for you 24/7

Finished your third book this week? Here's another one, Love.

Too tired to read yourself? Don't worry, rest your pretty little eyes, He'll read it aloud

Astarion does everything nearly perfect, if not a little overbearing. All except one thing

The food

He is definitely not a cook, sure, he can make a solid omelet, but are you able to eat it currently? nope

Tried to make a soup for you on the first day you got home... he doesn't want to talk about it

And so he enlists Gale to help create meals for you to accommodate your liquid diet

Astarion is definitely the biggest lovebug in regards to your healing, constantly pressing kisses wherever he can

cuddling you as you sleep with you head against his chest

holding you so so close, you can almost hear a heartbeat in the vampires chest

8/10, a babe but please just let Tav walk around

#I should be reading my psychology textbook #but nope #I'm writing this instead #who knew #procrastinating on one thing will help #with completing a different task #that you otherwise didn't have the mental capacity to do so #anyways i hope you like this and its to your liking #ALSO ALSO #the chamomile tea thing?? #an absolute godsend #drank it when i had wisdom teeth removed #and i also used it as a wet tea bag to reduce swelling for my cartilage piercings #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 x reader #baldurs gate 3 x reader #bg3 x tav #baldurs gate 3 x tav #bg3 gale #bg3 wyll #bg3 astarion #gale x tav #gale x reader #wyll x tav #wyll x reader #astarion x tav #astarion x reader