#-and she immediately started doing the 'Boohoo Virgin' thing which is worst than the 'Yippee Virgin' thing bc why pity me bc I haven't-

[free-range-tiddies]

I gotta find a way to properly dodge virginity questions from my family members

#you might be reading this and thinking 'Wtf that's so weird- why do they even care?' My nigga in Christ that's I'm sayinggg!!!! like!!!! #anywho #my Auntie kept asking and I slipped and said said yes- but in the most convoluted way possible (That's that Lawyer in meeee) #-and she immediately started doing the 'Boohoo Virgin' thing which is worst than the 'Yippee Virgin' thing bc why pity me bc I haven't- #-had sex???? That's actually so fucked up and makes me feel like shit like thanks girl for temporarily shitting on my self esteem #great job team #anyways #I real life cried on the floor about it bc I've been getting so much outside pressure from it lately #but luckily my bf doesn't give a fuck about my virginity he treats me like a regular weirdo yknow #but EVERYBODY ELSE is SO absurd about it