#*shoves into everyone's faces*

[infernal-lamb]

the lamb: yall mind if i explode into tentacles

havin a little fun with the lamb and potential tentacle body horror because i think sometimes they should be gross. why SHOULDN'T these God creatures be an affront to the nature of creation

#cult of the lamb #cult of the lamb fanart #cotl lamb #cotl narinder #cotl oc #cotl fanart #i was just like what if the lamb was like a gross resident evil enemy #*gasps softly* las plagas cultist....... #also i headcanon that narinder can still do that gross face thing but he can't do much else. so he just bothers everyone with it #everyone eventually gets used to it and narinder is like FINE i guess no one appreciates theatrics anymore. fuck off. #the lamb as disgusting and monstrous as ever: hey stop scaring her she's very sensitive :( #neves: *isn't paying attention to the sermon* why is there goo everywhere i hate it here #every sermon has a splash zone. pray u are not in it #U can tell how I got progressively lazier drawing. Sorry. #*continues to shove my oc in your faces* #my art

[frogchiro]

Okay I’m not really sure why but I LOVE concepts of like animal courting like male birds doing gorgeous dances and the old stuff where a guy kills a massive animal/predator and presents it to your doorstep like JSJSJWI I giggle and kick my legs at the idea of König killing someone who tried to snipe you and being like “here you go hun :3” or like a medieval AU ghost killing a fucking moose or huge elk for you and showing up with it in his arms RAHH I’d love to hear your thoughts

SKSKSKS I LOVE IT TOO AND I'M NOT ASHAMED TO ADMIT IT

The hunting a big, dangerous predator and presenting it to you screams many of my aus and I could honestly go on for hours about this but for now I'm gonna go with König bringing a whole ass deer back to his cabin deep in the austrian woods where you two are holed up :((

A fearsome soldier and a respected colonel but this man honestly goes kinda dumb for you. Like,, when you're around and there is no one around, just you two in the solitude of the woods in the Alps he really kinda starts thinking not with his rational 'soldier' brain but with his dick and relies more on his more primal hindbrain :((

As far as he knows and cares you two aren't partners but 'mates', and his role as the strong, proud male is to provide for you everything you could want, so warmth, food, comfort, safety and sex :(( Also when you two reside in his cabin? There's gonna be little to no clothes. He has no problem with wearing them obviously and only does this here, but it kinda feels...freeing? And just feels right, plus he gets to show off to you like a proud stallion everything he has, his brawny, strong body and magnificent cock all on display and he's not ashamed. Obviously would never want you to be uncomfortable but if you decide to forgo clothes too he will literally get on his knees and thank you :((

Also, König hunts. His papa took him on many hunting trips when he was a kid so he's a skilled hunter, it's kinda became a necessity living a solitary life like this even before you but when you moved in with him?? He does this not only to put food on the table but also to show off to you like crazy :(( He wants to show you that he's a capable hunter and can provide as a mate for you and any future offspring you may bring into the world ♡

#kin speaks #asks #interactions #like I said I fucking love this concept #in case you didn't notice i love shoving it into everyone's faces😭 #which i'm sorry for but somethinf about this makes me melt ;; #cod x reader #cod mw x reader #könig x reader #könig cod #könig mw2 #konig x reader

[marsmarbles]

I had done this little doodle of Mog and Goose the axolotl from Mog’s most recent SOS episode. I ended up posting it in his discord server and Mogswamp pinged me!!

Eeeheheeheheheheheeeee he likes my design!!!

Thank you Mog for making my day. I literally couldn’t stop smiling after that.

#this makes me so fucking happy so I’m shoving it in everyone’s face #mars says #mogswamp #mogswamp fanart #sos smp #mcyt #mcytblr #mcyt fanart #mars art

[gessshoku]

★ Happy New Year!! ★* ~

A collab between @0ffisially0ll0 + and Me!! (Gessshoku yours truly)

This was so much fun and I’m very habby to have collaborated with you!! WAAAHHH YOU DREW MOON AND THE BG SO WELLLL (´Д⊂ヽ !!

✿.｡.:* ☆:**..

#seriously this was like the funnest thing ever #I CANT STOP ADORING IT AND I WILL SHOVE IT IN EVERYONES FACES !!!!! #LOOK AT IT GUYS WE DID SO WELL !!!! #art collab #sun and moon fnaf #sundrop fnaf #moondrop fnaf #happy new year #happy new year 2024 #fnaf daycare attendant #fnaf security breach

[intotheelliwoods]

I am stuck between two options... I cant decide...

#2 arms left #am I procrastinating by making this? #yes. yes I am #also yes fun fact he doesnt actually like poptarts #before the nickname: ok sure they are fine #will snack on them when theres nothing else in the pantry #after the nickname: STOP SHOVING THEM IN MY FACE I DONT LIKE THEM GET THEM AWAY FROM ME I HATE THIS NICKNAME I HATE POPTARTS- #everyone just teases him with them lmao

[peachypede]

I will never not be bitter about how Kamado is portrayed as an shitty guy in the fandom and Volo is uwu pretty boy he was just feeling angsty when he tried to destroy the world and kill protagonist with giratina uwu

Rant below

Kamado, yes, made a horrible decision. He had his reasons. He saw his whole village destroyed by pokemon when he was young and never wanted that to happened again, Beni says they watched their family and friends DIE, so he gave in to his paranoia and banished the protagonist. It’s not an excuse, but he has his reasons for doing so.

And what does Kamado do when he realizes he’s wrong? The man get down on his hands and knees and BEGS your forgiveness. He does the Dogeza, the bow in Japanese culture that is the ultimate form of apology and respect to the other person. Kamado eats dirt and is basically saying “I fucked up so bad and I am so very, very, very sorry.” The Dogeza also is performed to show high respect, so Kamado is basically telling you as well that you far surpass his position. Your emperor levels of worthiness and strength. I think the amount of how embarrassing and humble this pose is is lost to people in the Western culture but this is a BIG apology and possibly even the BEST apology Kamado could gives since it’s an apology beyond words. He also apologizes to everyone else, telling them they were right and he was wrong.

"I acted on ill-considered presumptions and drove you from the Galaxy Expedition Team, forcing you to face great hardship alone…”

And you change Kamado. He becomes more willing to delegate and work with other people. He follows your lead. Hell, he has a line after you beat him on Prelude Beach where he basically calls you a god, that’s how much this dude respects you now.

"Perhaps you are a divine being yourself, sent to bring us gifts from above…”

The guy takes no credit for the victory on mount coronet, he says it’s all you!

"I know I've no right to say this... But we are truly fortunate to have been able to count you among the Survey Corps' ranks. If you had not joined us, we would have fallen on Mount Coronet. We would have lost our home. We would have lost our future."

He is a truly changed man in the end.

"I used to think that Pokémon were terrifying creatures. You've helped me see otherwise."

Volo on the other hand? Tricks you, betrays you, and then tries to KILL YOU. Kamado was always upfront from the beginning that he didn’t trust you, but Volo? He’s buddy-buddy with you to take advantage of you.

And he’s the reason why this all happened! He created the rift, displaced pokemon and hell some people since Ingo obviously fell in through this rift too (People blame Arceus for this :/ ) and nearly killed everyone in Hisui with rampaging nobles and origin forme Dialga or Palkia.

And in the end, Volo doesn’t apologize at all. The dude doesn’t even change.

"Someday, I'll solve every riddle in the legends of Hisui's Pokémon. And on that day, I'll stand before Arceus at last—No, I will CONQUER it! No matter how many years, how many decades, how many centuries it takes me!"

I’m just fully convinced at this point that it 100% has to do with Volo being pretty and Kamado not being that attractive.

My hot take of the new year: Kamado is WAY better husband material than Volo could ever be.

Anyway my rant is over…no hate on Volo lovers, I do think he’s a fun character to rotate like a chicken on a spit in your brain but this has been my biggest grievance in the PLA fandom.

#pokemon kamado #pokemon volo #it’s just discouraging when Im like ooo I wanna see more Kamado stuff #and all the stuff is everyone shitting on this man #and i get Volo shoved in my face #and then also people shit on Arceus when Ingo falling into Hisui was definitely Volo’s fault #arceus did nothing wrong #kamado did some things wrong #Volo not only did wrongs things but laughed in your face while doing the wrong things #pokemon legends arceus

[pixlokita]

Alright so ! Double collab here :’> colored by two of the besties >>

First two by @cookieruma29 (vengeful Evan belongs to her also✨)

And third one by @vanny-83 ✨

#pix habla #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf 4 #evan afton #crying child #wanda #officer Vanny #that’s your tag for now i cant think of anything else pffft #anyway hhh thank you for coloring my linearts 💖 it always means a lot ;; thank youuuuu ✨💖✨💖✨ #-shoves this in everyone’s face because i love my friends- #blood #well it’s fnaf everyone expects some blood #but tagging just in case

[transfagfemme]

Adventure time fans when you enjoyed the Fionna and Cake finale and don't want their miserable unnecessary nitpicky opinions on a silly happy cartoon ruining ur joy and love for the show:

#I can't stand ppl who shove their negative opinions on things you enjoy in ur face like oh my god #if you have a hater complex and cannot stop criticising every aspect of media just keep that to urself #you'd think there was something Wrong with the ending with the way ppl r talking abt it #but everyone ended up happy and everything was good #like u guys are just being annoying atp I don't want to hear it 😭😭 #NOTE: THIS IS ME EXPLICITLY SAYING I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR NEGATIVE OPINIONS! SHUT UP! I DONT CARE THAT YOU DIDNT LIKE IT! #CRY ABOUT IT AND WHINE SOMEWHERE ELSE! #fionna and cake #adventure time #🐈

[nox-et-stellae]

legacy

#lyney #arlecchino #genshin impact #me? posting art on tumblr again? apparently #i'm just proud of this and worked on this for SO LONG so it's time to shove it into everyone's face #nox arts

[r0b0t1me]

living with ghosts, but theyre friendly ghosts

drawings for @/atruedonaldist !! they created this original concept and i've just been having fun with it

#my art #rottmnt #rottmnt movie #in summary: the boys are ghosts and leo can use all their powers #im just happy with this painting so im shoving it in everyones faces #before i have to go to work

[nowritingonthewall]

Oscar being the sweetest and cutest at stage door (part two)

#oscar isaac #the sign in sidney brustein’s window #som #I was like three rows from the barriers and kind of tried to film over everybody else's head 😆 #But I was so lucky to see the curls in real life this close 🥺 #And he really did his best trying to sign everything that people shoved in front of his face and taking pictures with everyone who asked #While being so sweet and apologizing that he wasn't able to get to everyone #And he really is so smol and it was so fricking cute how he tried to reach up to sign everything 🥺 #The Steven and Poe energy is still killing me 🥺

[arthursfuckinghat]

Winning at Blackjack - Van Horn

#I made it up to him and won a few rounds :) #oh he's so lovely #I love how proud he is of himself when he wins #he's so funny he just tells everyone to shut up when he loses but he's quick to shove it in their faces when he wins lol #“better luck next time-” “will you shut UP” #it's so funny 😭 #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #mick squeaks #mick gifs #arthur morgan

[whatimdoing-here]

1x01 | 2x05

insp. by all the people making similar things on twitter

#ncis hawaii #kacy #lucy tara #kate whistler #me: i'm done making gifs #also me: immediately makes another gifset #mine #mine: ncis hawaii #i cannot handle most of the twitter hashtag #i went in to look for promo pics today and saw that hey i don't think there's something similar on tumblr yet #so here #*shoves into everyone's faces* #the RELATIONSHIP DEVELOPMENT #the CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT #i could cry #(screams in dark gifs)

[skylarbee]

you can poke your head behind the mountain peak, don't have to mean that you've gone into hiding

#you can't see it but you know alex is smiling like a fool #well probably both of them are really #I'm still feeling so emotional after yesterday #i don't mind us not getting more than this #i don't mind them hugging in the dark #it just shows that they don't have to put their love on display and brag about it to everyone else #they can just show each other and that's enough #that's what love is about no? #they're not hiding they're just not shoving it in everyone's faces #(they know we know anyways) #if you look up the definition of true love their name will pop up #“we've gone through a lot together” miles said in a recent interview and it could've made me sad because it includes the hard times too #but it's precisely because of the hard times and not letting those beat them and tear them apart is why they're still here #and still thriving and loving each other and being best friends #they really said “we're gonna fight everything that comes our way and we're still gonna hold each other's hands at the end of it” #aaaaaand I'm crying #don't ever doubt their love guys #miles kane #alex turner #milex #arctic monkeys #the car tour #tlsp #the last shadow puppets #505 #body paint

[hadesknockedupintheunderworld]

Idw has been feeding me so well, y'all

I know I haven't really posted any specific panels as I've been reading but man

#sonic the hedgehog #idw sonic comics #sontails #unbreakable bond #tails the fox #miles tails prower #idw sonic issue 13 #I have so many pictures of them so far (good moments in the first issue alone) but I *needed* to post this if not to shove their gayass pose #everyone's faces #I literally adore them #i just be ramblin

[cerise-on-top]

ik that you just did something about what dates Valeria and Laswell who take you on butttt can you still do how’d they like to celebrate valentine’s day! Hope you have an awesome valentines 🩷

Hey! Sorry for not posting on Valentine's Day or yesterday, I was extremely busy with work and had some very long days ^^; But I'll post twice to make up for it today! Sorry this was a bit late as well ^^;

Valentine’s Day with Valeria and Laswell

Valeria: We’re just going to assume that she has time to spend with you this Valentine’s day and took a day off or something. Valeria doesn’t think too much about it, it’s just another day where people are taking the money straight from your wallet, either because there’s someone you love or because you’re single and need to eat your frustrations away. She doesn’t care at all about that day, and whether she does something for it or not entirely depends on whether or not you complain about wanting to go on a date with her that day. If you don’t then there will be no date. Because it’s only a cash grab sort of day, Valeria wouldn’t particularly buy you chocolates either. She really doesn’t like Valentine’s day. Complain enough and she’ll get you some chocolate straight from the chocoria, no matter how expensive. A few flowers maybe as well, but that would be it out of her own initiative. She’d much prefer to stay at home and watch some movie with you. One that isn’t about romance, just a normal action movie or comedy or something. Complain enough and she’ll sigh, grabbing her coat and ushering you outside. It’s not often that she does something like this, but you’ll be walking around Las Almas together, chatting a bit, getting some of the yummy street food out there. You’ll do something akin to sightseeing where she shows you all the places there are in the city and around it, except they’re all the places she found when she was still young and reckless. From the berry bush in the park no one knows about, to the abandoned mill by the countryside she used to hide from her parents in. Valeria is normally a classy woman who could buy the world if she wanted to, but her real signs of love would be when she isn’t spending money on you for once. It shows that you’re more to her than just another cost, another person who’s just out for her money. Or, at the very least, she trusts you to not be. While there still won’t be too much sentiment from her side, you’ll also go stargazing together if the sky is clear. She can’t tell you too much about the constellations, but you’ll just stand there and look at the stars. Valeria hasn’t had the time to do that in forever, so she’ll likely take a while.

Laswell: Again, we’re going to assume that she has the time to spend with you and isn’t out and about abroad, risking her life. Laswell has a much greater tolerance of Valentine’s day than Valeria does. She used to love that day much more when she was a teenager and was with her first girlfriend, but stopped caring as much about it as the years went by. While she doesn’t like how romance is being forced down everyone’s throat that day, she’ll tolerate it since she can’t change it anyway. However, Laswell is much more likely to do something with and for you on that day, she doesn’t complain either. Starts the day off with a kiss to your temple in order to wake you up, makes you breakfast, heart shaped pancakes with vanilla ice cream, before she gives you the chocolates and flowers she got for you. The flowers are fairly fancy, roses, dahlias, lisianthus. Anything that looks nice and could show you just how much she loves you is a-okay. After breakfast you’ll lounge around your home for a bit, doing chores together and stuff, until it’s time to leave that is. You’ll be going to a fancy restaurant together, eating at an all you can eat buffet until your hearts and stomachs are content. Of course, all of it goes on Laswell’s bill. Afterwards it’ll be something relaxing for the time being, digesting the food as you take a stroll through the park, for example. Whatever suggestions you may have, you may voice them now before the two of you will go to a jewelry store where you can pick out something gorgeous that fits you, your outfit, your eyes and whatever else there may be. After your stroll is over, you’ll likely go home together, cuddle on the couch and watch TV. It’s not the most exciting day there is, but Laswell is just glad she has a sweetheart she can spend the day with. You’ll end up watching some awful rom-coms together, complain about them and how bad they are, only to be watching the next one right afterwards. You will be eating popcorn together, salted, with caramel and maybe steal a few kisses from each other here and there while there’s nothing interesting going on at the moment. Again, it’s not much but Laswell is usually out and about just about anytime and wants to relax for a bit for once. Even better if she gets to do it with you.

#cod #cod x reader #valeria garza #valeria garza x reader #kate laswell #kate laswell x reader #I had to help out at work. I had to help out at home. Yesterday I had a workshop at work as well... #again I'm really sorry for posting this a bit later but I hope it's not too bad #in all honesty I don't care for Valentine's Day I agree with Valeria on that one ^^; #I'm kind of glad I'm single right now because that way I don't have to go out of my way to do something special for anyone #I once gave two friends of mine some chocolate on that day though. they were very surprised but also very happy #it was very sweet to see their happy surprised faces #but I think that's the most exciting thing that's ever happened on V-Day for me #I've only received something once from my co worker and never before #I don't mind that but I wish they wouldn't shove romance down everyone's throat that day. it's really annoying #like what if I don't want a partner? are you going to make me feel bad because I don't? it's happened to me before #I'm glad it's over. I'm really not one for all those fancy days. I prefer regular days where there's nothing going on at all