#* 𝐨𝐨𝐜 ⸻ sir that's my emotional support asshole™ character.

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i know i haven’t done enough plotting to warrant this but who’s gonna give me threads based on iconic cinematic masterpiece notting hill (1999) 🔍👁️👄👁️

#* 𝐨𝐨𝐜 ⸻ sir that's my emotional support asshole™ character. #normal ppl befriending celebrities and them hiding from the media to feel normal will never not SLAP okay #i need it !!! #who is going to be the hugh grant to danny’s julia roberts ???????

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danny got his big break in the mid 90s at only 16 years old so you know what that means? there is a 100% chance he started popping up on the cover of teen magazines not long after. shit like bop, teen people, and tigerbeat, specifically - the kind that had multiple pages of collaged photos and a gigantic glossy poster that you had to carefully rip out or the staples would rip the whole thing down the middle.

#* 𝐨𝐨𝐜 ⸻ sir that's my emotional support asshole™ character. #brought to u by the fact that i just remembered hartnett actually did several teenpeople covers and i'm LOSING it #bc yeah i absolutely had those posters as a kid. not of hartnett but like. jonas brothers. btr. zefron. the early 00s classics. #my room was COVERED #i just know someone in universe had that same experience w danny #alright actually show of hands: #would ur muse have had a gigantic danny francesco pinup on their bedroom wall as a teen y/n?

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listen their whole relationship may have been fake but you can't deny they make one hot ass couple

#* 𝐨𝐨𝐜 ⸻ sir that's my emotional support asshole™ character. #i am on my KNEES #they're hot throughout the whole movie but idk man #smth about these matchy earth toned outfits has me barking and howling

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alright. i'm going to focus on screencapping the rest of this movie but feel free to heart this for me to slide into ur dms to plot how your muse can ruin danny's life.

#* 𝐨𝐨𝐜 ⸻ sir that's my emotional support asshole™ character. #i should add a third main verse stating that danny has now become like #a +1 on orson and the gang's missions #their own celebrity distraction. #although tbf he is also a skilled stunt driver and makes one hell of a getaway driver when necessary. #plus now he has an arms dealer on speed dial in case they need a shady hook up ( no pun intended ).

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danny is a lot of things. selfish, pretentious, temperamental, demanding - but you know what he explicitly isn't? a republic*n.

#* 𝐨𝐨𝐜 ⸻ sir that's my emotional support asshole™ character. #orson asking if he's a patriot and him responding w/ 'well i don't vote republic*n if that's what you mean.' #so simple yet so iconic thank you mr ritchie for dispelling the one fear i didn't know i had. #he said danny may be an asshole and have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair but at least he’s not evil #and honestly i love that for us

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danny, sitting on the steps of his trailer in between takes, phone in one hand, cigarette in the other, judging fanedits of himself that were sent to him by his assistant so he can approve which ones are good enough to be reposted on his social media.

#* 𝐨𝐨𝐜 ⸻ sir that's my emotional support asshole™ character.

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hugh grant saying that danny brings out the best in greg and that he’d give up arms dealing for him, talking abt how they’ll open antique shops together, one in brighton and one in palm springs,,,, shut up!!!!! i’m gonna kms!!!

#* 𝐨𝐨𝐜 ⸻ sir that's my emotional support asshole™ character. #“we squabble a little but we’re basically happy” I AM CHEWING GLASS

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the way danny will IMMEDIATELY fold in response to any kind of flattery … suspicious.

#* 𝐨𝐨𝐜 ⸻ sir that's my emotional support asshole™ character. #he is SO easy to manipulate it’s not even funny. #a strange man on his plane? oh he’s complimenting me ofc i’ll sit down and hear him out #this strange man wants me to walk into a den of killers? oh he’s right i am a great actor let’s go to work #is this …. the beginning of a praise kink ?? #… smth to think about

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me, watching operation fortune when danny ends up engaged to main antagonist hugh grant after starting the movie having an affair with his SIL:

#* 𝐨𝐨𝐜 ⸻ sir that's my emotional support asshole™ character. #diversity win! the war criminal’s favorite actor is bi and he’s a little unhinged actually!

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tag drop !

#* 𝐯𝐢𝐬𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐬 ⸻ i do the stunts. you shoot the money. #* 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐝𝐲 ⸻ there's a big difference between an actor & a movie star. #* 𝐢𝐜 ⸻ you're an actor. act. #* 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬 ⸻ dash games and writing prompts. #* 𝐯𝟏 ⸻ your greatest role yet. #* 𝐯𝟐 ⸻ lights. camera. action. #* 𝐨𝐨𝐜 ⸻ sir that's my emotional support asshole™ character. #i'll do character tags as i think of them bc i can't be arsed rn