#(puts on Horrible_Histories_Monarch_Song.mp3)

[bonefall]

When I read that Thrushpelt post for a moment my british brain malfunctioned and though Thistleclaw was saying something about the Queen of England and I was like: ?????

Thistleclaw would never violate THAT Queen's rights because he'd be a fucking royalist. Guy who calls the new one (idk his name, Charlie? Charlie Windsor... 3??) a Bangup Bloke or whatever royalists say I'm american

#hangon I will educate myself with your sacred hymns #(puts on Horrible_Histories_Monarch_Song.mp3) #America has a lot of problems but GOTTA say we really went off with the whole 'throw the king's shit in a harbor' thing #''Bluefur come meet the newest member of thunderclan'' #Thistlekit: (HISSES IN RP ACCENT) ''GOD SAVE THE QUEEN'' #bone babble