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blackhakumen · 3 years
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Mini Fanfic #739: Brothers Playing Chess (Super Smash Bros Ultimate)
12:43 p.m. at Smash Mansion's Living Room........
Roy: ('Ugggh') I can't believe I lose a single game of rock, paper, scissors against you of all people....(Moves a Chess Piece)
Ludwig: In all fairness, we did agree that whoever wins, gets to do the activity of their choosing. (Moves his Chess Piece) I won, so-
Roy: Yeah. Yeah. I already got the jizz of it, smartass. What I wanna know is why you made us play some dumb chess. Like seriously, there's like a crap ton of board games you can choose from and yet you chose something as boring as this. (Moves his Chess Piece)
Ludwig: (Rolls his Eyes a Little) Chess isn't as boring as you thing, brother. It can be pretty endearing and challenging if you put your mind and strategy plans to good use. (Moves his Chess Piece)
Roy: ('Scoffs') Yeah. For you maybe. You're practically one of the biggest nerds I've ever known.
Ludwig: Just give this a chance already. It won't do you any good if you keep whining every five minutes.
Roy: ('Groans in Defeat') Fine..... (Moves his Chess Piece)..... Sooooooo....... How's learning with glittering vampire boy and his woman going along?
Ludwig: (Gives Roy a Deadpinned Look on his Face) They're names are Master Alucard and Ms. Maria, Roy. But to answer to your question.....(Smiles Softly) It's going pretty well for the most part. I've learned quite a lot ever since then. Their respective past, the history of the Belmont's bloodline, the structures of Castlevania itself-
Roy: So basically, you've learned everything ancient history related, right?
Ludwig: ..............('Sigh') For the most part, yes. (Moves a Chess Piece) You're welcome to join the learning experience if you like.
Roy: Yeahhhhhh that's gonna be a hard pass for me, bro. (Puts on a Cocky Smirk on his Face) Got a reputation to hold, you know?
Ludwig: ('Scoffs') A reputation of what? Being a stereotypical bully?
Roy: (Immediately Glares at Ludwig) Of being a cool and recognizable, you ass! (Moves a Chess Piece) And besides, I'm already pass that phase a long time ago.
Ludwig: (Already Has a Unconvinced Look on his Face) Uh-huh. So is teasing the younger kids, giving them noogies and wet willies is your way of "pass that phase" in life?
Roy: Hey, it ain't my fault some of those twerps were easy to mess with.
Ludwig: (Raised an Eyebrow) You know this isn't helping your case in the slightest, right?
Roy: ('Tch') (Starts Rolling his Eyes While Moving a Chess) Whatever.
Ludwig: ('Sigh') Look, just don't bully the kids anymore, okay? Especially Lucas.
Roy: Why him specifically?
Ludwig: Simple. Mess with him and you'll have Ashley to answer to.
Roy: Oh please. I ain't scare of that little witch. So what if her hair turns white whenever she gets mad......(Slowly Starts Getting Scared) .....Or have a spell that annihilate anything.......(Eyes Starts to Widened in Fear) Or have a....dark, twisted glare that could literally kill a man in a matter of seconds.........
Ludwig: She gave you that glare, didn't she?
Roy: ('Sighs in Defeat') Yeah.......
Ludwig: Figure as much. (Moves a Chess Piece)
'Silence'
Ludwig: Pardon me for changing the subject, but.....('Sigh') I've found out something very interesting about our father as if late........
Roy: (Raised an Eyebrow in a Bit of Confusion) Really? Like what?
Ludwig: (Shows Roy a Picture of Their Father in his Recent, Intimidating Form)
Roy: (Eyes Widened in Complete Shock at the Sight of the Photo) The hell? That's Dad!? What happened to him!?
Ludwig: He was transformed into a destructive, powerful beast known as the Mega Fury Bowser.
Roy: Wait. That's what you're calling it? He's looks more like an actual God-Slayer if you ask me.
Ludwig: He does. But according to my research, it's official name is "Mega Fury". Sounds underwhelming, but it's the honest fact. Though the reason as to why he became that monstrosity to begin with still remains unknown to this day.
Roy: (Sighs While Pinching his Nose) Oh for the love of.....Please don't tell me you researched all of this all night....
Ludwig: I.......(Quickly Looks Away from his Younger Brother) Don't know what you're talking about.
Roy: (Starts Growling a Little) Ludwig..... Either you tell me or I'm gonna tell your mentors all about it.
Ludwig: (Turns Back to Roy with a Glare) You wouldn't.......
Roy: (Smirks at Ludwig) Watch me, chump. HEY, ALU-
Ludwig: Okay fine! You win! I'll come clean.
Roy: (Raises an Eyebrow) You serious?
Ludwig: ('Sighs in Defeat') Yes. I am. Your prediction was right......I have been trying to research this all night. It wasn't long until mother walked in the laboratory one night and convinced me not to do it any further. Says that I am still too young to stay up in midnight hours.
Roy: Well, I don't blame her for telling you that. How many times we hafta get it into that thick skull of yours to got stay up in that damn lab all night!?
Ludwig: Multiple times. I believe number is approximately 254.
Roy: So!? That still ain't a good thing!
Ludwig: I know. I know. I just.....('Sigh') I suppose you can say that my interest and curiosity of the whole matter did got me into researching it for the whole night. (Starts Feeling Bad) Still, it was no excuse for worrying you all like that and I apologise.
Roy: ('Sigh') Look man, I get that you're a genius and everything, but you need some sleep and relaxation just as much as the rest of us here. That's why you can't just keep doing this all of that. It'll tiring out real quick.
Ludwig: ('Sigh') I know. I'll try not be careless next time. You have my word.
Roy: (Moves a Chess) Yeah. You better. Or we're gonna have ourselves a big ass intervention in this mansion.
Ludwig: (Chuckles Lightly) I gotta say, Roy. I had no idea you cared so much about my well being.
Roy: You kidding? 'Course I care. You think just because you're the oldest out of all of us Koopalings that we don't have to worry about you that much?
Ludwig: I-
Roy: Well, you better not think that way, chump! We care about you a lot.
Ludwig: (Sighs While Putting on a Soft Smile on his Face) I know you do, Roy. And I can't thank you all enough for that.
Roy: (Starts Rolling his Eyes) Yeah. Yeah. It's whatever. Just don't be reckless idiot no more, alright?
Ludwig: (Simply Nodded) Will do. Oh and Roy?
Roy: Yeah? What?
Ludwig: (Starts Moving a Chess Three Times Before Saying.....) Checkmate.
Roy: What!? (Looks Back and Forth at the Board and Ludwig Rapidly) B-But how did you-
Ludwig: (Shrugs) It's nothing really.(Puts on a Smirk on his Face) It's just that you're an easier opponent than I thought you would be.
Roy: (Starts Growling in Anger) You mother.....(Slams the Table) Alright! Best 2/3!!
Ludwig: (Raised an Eyebrow) You sure you wanna go another round at this?
Roy: Hell yeah! Ain't no way I'm gonna accepting losing to a smartass like you again! So we're gonna play again I til I WIN!!
Ludwig: ('Sigh') Very well. Challenge accepted.
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