#(for legal reasons: /j)

[uwuguay]

I’m sensing a lot of triggered snowflakes from the leftist PC army over the recent revelations about my former employment…..

I am also being dogpilled by the bigoted right, who are clearly attacking me because i am a member of several opressed communities, using the backlash over my former profession as a cover up…..

In spite of all these adversities, i stand proud of my past. None of you privileged assholes understand what i had to go through. Yes, maybe i “killed” thousands of “children” for “money”. It’s called a job, ever heard of it? I’m so sick of being ATTACKED over my past as a hitman 🙄🙄🙄 cancel culture is so sick

#for legal reasons: /j

[skiploomz]

trans men who get called cute and trans women who get called queens should be allowed to kill indiscriminatly

#i was going to say we should unionize but thats not funny anymore. sorry guys : ( #for legal reasons: /j

[wroammin]

wroammin roamin in town

what crimes will i commit

#grand larceny. i’m going to commit grand larceny. #for legal reasons: /j #ask #sashootkahoot #not ts