#(➤) THREADS: MAL || if you want SURVIVAL kneel on my ARRIVAL.

[altertyped]

FROM THE INBOX: ‘ ... also, your brother is re-burying your pieces. ’  slaps vulture Scarlett in your twin au - Mike / @svffercamp​ 

There’s a delay while Mike processes the second part of her sentence, whipping around to catch his twin in the act.

“-- He’s what? Mal!”

“What, you see what I’m working with here, right?” Mal is completly unrepentant, dumping the peice he was holding back into the hole it’d come from.

#svffercamp #(I woke up this morning and immidiately had to answer this it's been so long since I used their twinverse) #(➤) THREADS: MIKE || i’m MEANER than my DEMONS. #(➤) THREADS: MAL || if you want SURVIVAL kneel on my ARRIVAL. #(➤) FAMILY AU || you can’t CHOOSE your FAMILY. #(➤) ALL STARS || in my crown HE is king. he loves my ENDLESS suffering. #(➤) ANSWERED || is it gonna be HATE MAIL or FAN MAIL?

[altertyped]

FROM THE INBOX: "Ok, what if I dress up as sexy ghost face and you're my hot final girl? Or you could be jigsaw And I'll be the sexy tricycle." - Izzy / @diisccvery​​​

“What would sexy ghostface even look like?”

That was as close to showing an interest as Mal was probably going to come. Granted in any given horror movie he would be the villain, but when it came to halloween the point was to be something you weren’t.

Plus it’d be a chance to use fake blood, which was always apriciated-- and in general a low effort costume. Which appealed to him.

#diisccvery #(➤) THREADS: MAL || if you want SURVIVAL kneel on my ARRIVAL. #(➤) ANSWERED || is it gonna be HATE MAIL or FAN MAIL?

[altertyped]

FROM THE INBOX: "Did you know all redheads have this strange medical condition that makes us explode if we don't get kisses every 48hrs?" - Izzy to Mal / @diisccvery​​​

“Gee, get my hopes up why don’t you? Maybe I want to see someone explode?”

But of course, he could see someone explode any time he wanted, if he put in the effort to make someone explode. More importantly-- and he didn’t need to say so, Izzy was well aware of this fact, he had no problem with poviding her with kisses. Even under these silly circumstances.

He leaned in to kiss her, rolling his eyes.

#diisccvery #(mal likes izzy so much it's hilarious) #(➤) THREADS: MAL || if you want SURVIVAL kneel on my ARRIVAL. #(➤) ANSWERED || is it gonna be HATE MAIL or FAN MAIL?

[altertyped]

FROM THE INBOX: "Hello Mr. Grinch, your Martha May has arrived!" - Izzy for Mal / @diisccvery

Mal scoffed, taking a second to finish the passage he was reading before he looked up from his book to talk to Izzy. He'd ask how she got in, but it's 50/50 on if it was one of their dads, or she just let herself in, he didn't really question Izzy anymore. She was how she was, and he liked it that way.

"Really, the live-action Grinch? Give me a little more cred--"

What was he saying again? Oh, that getup was totally to get a reaction out of him and dammit, it was working.

"Someone's feeling festive."

#diisccvery #(AND IN COMES IZZY WITH THE ONE HIT KNOCKOUT) #(blue screen of death moment) #(➤) DIISCCVERY - MAL / IZZY || when you fight back you're such a TEASE. how many hits it takes to make me BLEED. #(➤) THREADS: MAL || if you want SURVIVAL kneel on my ARRIVAL. #(➤) ANSWERED || is it gonna be HATE MAIL or FAN MAIL?

[altertyped]

FROM THE INBOX: can you see how many fingers i’m holding up ?  (total drama verse itsuki mayhaps?) / @politesper​

“Better be three.” Mal knew from very personal experience that they could walk off some serious head trauma, but that didn’t mean they were invincible, and this game was absolutely the kind of thing that could get him killed.

If he was going to die, he’d rather it be from doing something cooler than getting his head bashed in on national television.

Preferably he’d take someone with him if it came to that.

“I’ll be fine, we gotta catch up with the others.”

#politesper #(I ran it through a randomizer and mal!!) #(mal pretending to be mike vc: anyway!) #(➤) THREADS: MAL || if you want SURVIVAL kneel on my ARRIVAL. #(➤) ALL STARS || in my crown HE is king. he loves my ENDLESS suffering. #(➤) ANSWERED || is it gonna be HATE MAIL or FAN MAIL?

[altertyped]

FROM THE INBOX: ❝is that your blood or is that mine?❞ at mal 👀/ @juviepunk​​​

“Ugh, does it even matter?”​

Honestly, Mal could not say even if he tried, and he just didn’t care to try. He hated to admit any mortal faults, but he was pushing his luck lately, but it wasn’t like he could risk falling asleep and one of the others slipping through the cracks. At this point at least one of them would realize something was up, and if they decided to be chatty with Zoey, Cameron, or anyone else on their team then it’d be game over before he found that stupid immunity statue.

The brief slip in his acting abilities could be overlooked, probably. His throat hurt after keeping up that annoying voice for so long.

#juviepunk #(mal is tried and slipping and agitated I'm sure this will end well for everyone) #(➤) THREADS: MAL || if you want SURVIVAL kneel on my ARRIVAL. #(➤) ALL STARS || in my crown HE is king. he loves my ENDLESS suffering. #(➤) ANSWERED || is it gonna be HATE MAIL or FAN MAIL?

[altertyped]

FROM THE INBOX:  ❛ i’m just saying, murder is an option. ❜  sticks AS scarlett in here to vulture!mal, bc i really like that twin au / @svffercamp​​

“Oh yeah? I’m game.”

Please for the love of god let him murder someone. He could get away with it with how unhinged Chris is, they’d probably still air the season anyway. This team was a nightmare and maybe murdering some of the competition would encourage the others to get their heads in the real game, and out of the imaginary one they were playing against each other.

At the very least it’d be a fun scare tactic.

“Anyone in particular you’re sick of?”

#svffercamp #(twin au my beloved) #(➤) THREADS: MAL || if you want SURVIVAL kneel on my ARRIVAL. #(➤) ALL STARS || in my crown HE is king. he loves my ENDLESS suffering. #(➤) FAMILY AU || they’re a MIDDLE CLASS pack of CRAZIES. but they’re FAMILY. #(➤) ANSWERED || is it gonna be HATE MAIL or FAN MAIL?

[altertyped]

FROM THE INBOX:  ❝ I’ve learned so much from you. Part of it is admittedly criminal behavior. ❞  for mal / @atyped​​

“If you’re going to learn anything from me, it might as well be that. Put said criminal behavior to any good use lately?”

As if she’d tell him if she did. Though Mal couldn’t help but ask, far too amused at the idea of what petty vengeance Courtney might take on some poor unsuspecting person out in the wild. If there was one thing that was as assured as the sun going down at night, it was Courtney Callahan finding something to be offended about in someone else's actions.

“I know I have.”

#atyped #(mal is so annoying ahahaha I love them) #(➤) THREADS: MAL || if you want SURVIVAL kneel on my ARRIVAL. #(➤) POST TOTAL DRAMA || how in GOD’S NAME did i SURVIVE? #(➤) ANSWERED || is it gonna be HATE MAIL or FAN MAIL?

[altertyped]

FROM THE INBOX: ❛ i don’t need your help. ❜  for mal / @atyped​

“Tch, okay then, have it your way.” Mal takes a step back, arms crossed. Clearly, he intended to watch Courtney struggle.

He should have known better then to offer help anyway. Still, if she wanted to do this on her own, that wasn’t his problem. He’d just walk away, but this seemed like it’d annoy her more, and Mal had nothing better to do then push the big red, overly sensitive buttons.

“Well, don’t let me stop you.”

#atyped #(mal wakes up every day and chooses violence) #(➤) THREADS: MAL || if you want SURVIVAL kneel on my ARRIVAL. #(➤) ANSWERED || is it gonna be HATE MAIL or FAN MAIL?

[altertyped]

FROM THE INBOX: "So are you going to ignore me all day or move so I can sit on your lap?" - Izzy for Mal / @diisccvery​​

“Well, since you asked so nicely. . . no.”

If anything he pulls his knees in closer, the remote hanging loosely in his hand. He’d been planning to sit alone in a dark room all day sulking. But at some point Mike’s dads had let Izzy in (or Izzy had let herself in) and he was doing a remarkable job of ignoring her up until now.

#diisccvery #(I'm sorry Izzy he's not feeling social today) #(➤) THREADS: MAL || if you want SURVIVAL kneel on my ARRIVAL. #(➤) POST TOTAL DRAMA || how in GOD’S NAME did i SURVIVE? #(➤) ANSWERED || is it gonna be HATE MAIL or FAN MAIL? #(➤) QUEUE || NEW PERSONALITY. who dis?

[altertyped]

FROM THE INBOX: but also “   i’m   brilliant  .   i’m   not   bragging ,   it’s   an   objective   fact  .   ” / @quietbrainiac​​

“I wasn’t going to argue with you.” Mal shrugged, rolling his eyes.

Sure, he might’ve, but it was hard to argue with the facts, and Scarlett was pretty brilliant. Mal liked to consider himself brilliant, but there was a difference between recognizing and taking advantage of others weaknesses, and being actually a genius. He knew the difference, as much as it did wound his ego a bit to admit.

Brilliant wasn’t everything, of course. They’d both failed in their endeavors, but maybe if they happened to work together they could cover each others bases.

“So what’s the plan, brilliant one?”

#quietbrainiac #(➤) THREADS: MAL || if you want SURVIVAL kneel on my ARRIVAL. #(➤) POST TOTAL DRAMA || how in GOD’S NAME did i SURVIVE? #(➤) ANSWERED || is it gonna be HATE MAIL or FAN MAIL? #(➤) QUEUE || NEW PERSONALITY. who dis?

[altertyped]

FROM THE INBOX: “   i   am   very   pleased   you   made   it   through   my   final   challenge ,   where   i  …   pretended   i   was   going   to   murder   you  .   ” / @quietbrainiac​​​

“If that was you pretending, I’d hate to see what you’re like when you’re actually trying.” Mal said breezily, brushing past her to get something to drink, and far more amused then he should be for someone having tried to kill him.

Part of him did want to see her try harder, see how far he could push her to go. Though it wasn’t like he actually wanted to die.

It was a fun way to spend a saturday morning, if nothing else.

“Maybe next time it’ll be my turn to pretend.”

#quietbrainiac #(➤) THREADS: MAL || if you want SURVIVAL kneel on my ARRIVAL. #(➤) ANSWERED || is it gonna be HATE MAIL or FAN MAIL? #(the gomez and morticia vibes tho)

[altertyped]

FROM THE INBOX: “ that is … literally illegal. you’re describing something illegal. “ / @atyped​​​

“Heh, it’s only illegal if you get caught. Or if you’re not on TV.”

If his time on that cursed Reality Show had taught him anything, it was that ratings trumped legality by a lot. Really, Mal didn’t even know if he was actually going to go through with it, he might get bored and find someone else to mess with. But just seeing the outraged look on Courtney’s face was entertaining enough. Certainly Mal had done much worse then consider slashing someones tires.

#atyped #(mal comitts a criminal offence because someone was a dick to him confirmed) #(➤) POST TOTAL DRAMA || how in GOD’S NAME did i SURVIVE? #(➤) THREADS: MAL || if you want SURVIVAL kneel on my ARRIVAL. #(➤) ANSWERED || is it gonna be HATE MAIL or FAN MAIL? #(➤) QUEUE || NEW PERSONALITY. who dis?

[altertyped]

FROM THE INBOX: “ you’re so infuriating. “ / @atyped​​​

“I try.”

Honestly, what else did Courtney expect? Mal often went out of his way to annoy her just because he could. That was how he interacted with most people who got tempermental easily. It was just funny to watch someone lose what little patience they had. He was easily entertained, after all.

“What’re you gonna do about it, huh?”

#atyped #(this stupid twink is playing with fire) #(➤) THREADS: MAL || if you want SURVIVAL kneel on my ARRIVAL. #(➤) ANSWERED || is it gonna be HATE MAIL or FAN MAIL? #(➤) QUEUE || NEW PERSONALITY. who dis?

[altertyped]

FROM THE INBOX: ❛ Do I remember?…..no. ❜ - lindsay / @fuckingvictus​​

“Yeah. . . that tracks. Okay, nevermind, we’re just going to wing it.”

Mal was a little out of practice with pretending to be Mike. But he didn’t think it mattered if he was rusty or not when it came to the veteran contestants. Hell, he doubted it’d even be a problem with Scott or Jo. No, the only people he really had to worry about were Cameron and Zoey.

He’d get rid of them soon enough, anyway.

“This challenge is gonna be a peice of cake!”

#fuckingvictus #(➤) THREADS: MAL || if you want SURVIVAL kneel on my ARRIVAL. #(➤) ALL STARS || in my crown HE is king. he loves my ENDLESS suffering. #(➤) ANSWERED || is it gonna be HATE MAIL or FAN MAIL? #(➤) QUEUE || NEW PERSONALITY. who dis?

[altertyped]

FROM THE INBOX: "Thank you, for the playlist recommendation.." - Eva for Mal / @diisccvery​​​​

“Don’t mention it, I’ve seen the others tastes in music, it’s pretty trash. Figured it wouldn’t nescecarily be your style anyway.”

It felt weird to be getting thanked for anything. He’d kind of gotten used to it from Izzy, but since they were like, a thing, it wasn’t as weird that he’d be nicer to her from time to time. Though he cut himself some slack when it came to stuff like this because it wasn’t like it really mattered what kind of music he shared with people.

#diisccvery #(thinks abt mal meeting eva through izzy and feels things over him being nice for no reason even if it's just sharing a playlist) #(➤) THREADS: MAL || if you want SURVIVAL kneel on my ARRIVAL. #(➤) ANSWERED || is it gonna be HATE MAIL or FAN MAIL?